silence is violence
so i am told by the dumb
leading the blind to

i wonder who the
person is who wants to point
out some things on here

could it be....Satan??!?

Haiku News Bureau
Everything you need to know
Just 3 lines to read

Here comes a streaker
Comb over, ballooning ass
Commando and chafed

The runaway train
and ensuing derailment
shut down the bathroom

Turkey-neck Rinos
Spineless Republicucks all
May God judge them soon.

Just like Dean Browning
Don't even know who you are.
What an effing mess.

i got the bowl full
of jelly, now to get rid
of the bowl full of...

wait, im getting my
handles mixed up here, heart attack
might just happen

good thing we were on
the way to build a wall, you
know, deport that guy

wonders if 'juan' knows
anyone juish, tikkun olam
happy feast

festival of lights
maccabee? i doubt i can
stop fighting either

humility is
the realization i am
just here for a bit

Ju so estupeed
Ju don know nawtheeng puto.
Ju need for shut up.

how many times have i
lost it on here over the
years? brush myself off

christmas star

God so loved the world
Gave dinks for boys, cunts for girls
Nuts for all the squirrels

god gave us haiku
that we may submit to him
now and forever

Reflect this Christmas.
Jesus didn't write haiku.
So neither should you.

first day of winter
seventy-six and sunny
gotta love Phoenix

the start of winter
year's shortest day, longest night
gas giants shine bright

the winter solstice
Jupiter and Saturn shine
lighting longest night

It has been a while
since you brought up the topic
of fucking midgets

covid is coming
have you been naughty or nice ?
it couldn''t care less

Who is this Jared?
Why do you poets hate him?
So, what's the story?

Monarch Mind Control
What is your trigger word?
Butterfly Effect

Metamorphosis.
Something becomes something else.
My dink became hard.

Ain't no butterfly.
Tramp stamp over a whores ass.
So fucking trashy.

Vamoos Heir Scoundrel.
Variety Humping Show.
Vintage Hooker Shoes.

I wrote to Jared.
Asking if he craves Subway.
With extra mayo.

You need some cookies
Write a letter to yourself
Holding space for you

if something becomes
something else then it is time
for a minor break

oops, i was so frag
and upset i posted more
fragile angry stuff

God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line

into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i

would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well

God damn it, i just
broke a commandment, do you
know i take on line

into real life, of course
im fragile, enough to know
if you were gone i

would feel relief you
got bored bein an on line prick
and i did as well

it is good to be
fragile, putos like you die gunned
down by other pedo

gangbangers...you are worthless

i dont know, its real
easy to bluster behind
a screen but thats it

everyone is a
piece of fragile and tough, do
you look at a crib

of babies and say
those words to them, how worthless
and weak innocense is?

its just a tempest
in a tea cup, words on a
screen, but here we go

Yo soy el gallo:
Macho de machos, putos.
Viva mi reino!

So very fragile
Like your masculinity
All puff and bluster

i just re ran a
elmore leonard novel in
my mind on my race

on the treadmill what
anger i meditate on
when someone on here

sets me off

im here to have fun
and enjoy this place, now fuck off
finish your beer pal

and go jerk off in peace

what, you expect a
rap battle with a spam like
that? let me write, prick

You think this is he'll?
Then you ain't seen shit cupcake
Weak American

stuff has to go to
a place somewhere, and if this
is 'hell', here i am

Wake up and smell it:
The foul stench of Figpucker.
Then pray for his soul.

Someone once told me
that I ate like a raccoon
What do you think?

Six hundred dollars
None for ash nor Figpucker
When the eagle shits

court with his pants down
unpresidented appeal
by that man of steal

How's Jared doing?
Does he miss free sandwiches?
I bet he gets AIDS.

He'll really lose weight.
Skinny as hell when he's freed.
I'd buy him a sub.

Never wipe your ass.
Spay away with a bidet.
Your ass will thank you.

Cunt fuck shit piss cock.
Dingleberry goat raper.
Cum guzzling street whore.