I don't want to see
Your colony down under.
(Butt maybe Ash does...)

I clicked on that link
It looked like an abacus
shoved in a ham

It was your asshole!
I must say, you are handsome
from either end, Darth

Picnics and parties.
Cute puppy dogs and kittens.
Fluffy clouds and stuff.

Maybe a world run
by the New Chinese Empire
might not be so bad.

That last post links to
a picture of my asshole.
In case you need it.

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all hail xi xinping
emperor who will be king
world dynastic fling

i see he is still
at it and i have lost all faith
in syllables.

Great TP idea.
2020 calendar.
Year's not over yet.

What shite occurs next?
I can hardly wait to see.
Planet of The Apes.

I just took a shit
Then I wiped my big fat ass
with the calendar

Standing in the queue
Your breath has fogged my glasses
Six feet is the rule

Ching Chong Chinaman:
Didn't know how to milk a cow
(Except H. Biden.)

Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at these!

Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put pee pee
In yo Coke.

Don't care for it Clem.
Snakes and rat and dog in there.
Cain't we have corn-pone?

Lotus lake of jade
Quan-yin smiles: heavenly peace.
Military drones.

Chinee proverb say:
"No Tickee no Laundry." Ha.
Now get back to work.

Serioulsy though, if you see how the Chinese keep down the poorer surrounding countries, you'd hate the commies too. Fucking criminals. Nothing but Big Time Gangsters.

If that was covid,
I am not impressed at all.
Had worse hangovers.

You can blame China.
Fear, the cheap commodity.
It's all about Trump.

That's how they react
to an arrogant pervert
who won't take their shit.

Serioulsy though, started as sore throat, became runny nose, mild congestion and cough, and now on 5th day I feel like I could fuck a bunch of dirty whores on cocaine and go for a 5 mile jog.

The lonely Frenchman
Fucks a dozen stale croissants
Filling eclairs next

Get lubricated
Say, we need some mood music
to write these Haikus

Because you like games
Wearing me chastity belt
I've swallowed the key

French fries are not French.
They drown them in manonaise.
I could not live there.

Vous n'etes que des cons.
De ca j'en suis tres tres sur...
En garde, monsieur.

"Smoke on ze watt air--
A fie air een ze ska yi.."
(De la bonne musique)

you put it in wrong
the plural should be penes
withdraw that haiku

dispute the voters
the scrotus on to scotus
to rock the boat (us)

It must be funny
Shitting up in outer space
and leaving it there

mothership arrives
Sexo-morphian combat
just what you wanted

Watch Killing Zoe.
Do you see how she was killed?
Don't say she wasn't!

Oui le bonbon du nez?

La chatte dit: miaou
Punaise! C'est tout une merveille
(pas pour la souris...)

I'm moving to France
where the cats walk on tables
where the cats say Miaou

eat me first garcon
then add creme to my brulee
mon dieu, oh la la !

*throat, not through. But you gnu that.

First slight sore through, then bad runny nose, now a slight dry cough. No fever, no loss of taste... yet.
But just in case it's covid, I'm spitting on people's car door handles. Doing my duty to lower the population b/c that's what the Chinese scientists want.

The high protein food
of Thanksgiving dinner will
not increase methane.

But the amines, well,
that's a whole nother story.
Stinks somethin' awful!

For calculations,
the data are incomplete.
Blame republicans.

The lonely Frenchman
fucking a hollowed out loaf
of stale baguette bread

Calculate it, Darth
Increase in methane output
caused by Thanksgiving

Grandpa's fantasy
was to fuck someone's third eye
They'd see that coming

You clogged the toilet
with those brown warheads, pal
Where's the toilet snakes?

I have decided
to manufacture warheads.
Nuclear, of course.

Thank God for turkey!
*Cough!* Pass the *Cough!* gravy, please.
Your wife has nice tits.

Well, I did my part.
Helping to spread the disease.
Elderly shall fall.

What will the whores do
when their sugar daddies die?
Find another fool.

Isn't it raw meat?
Can you get food poisoning
from sucking on cocks?

Let us be thankful
For Thanksgiving dumpster dives
Washed down with rot gut

Darth you big sweetie,
You need a hug and a kiss.
Now GOBBLE, turkey.

Covid restrictions?
Nah, gonna have an orgy
Not gonna comply

Horse fuckers were here
Billy goat fuckers were here
Snakes were fucked right here

Grandpa fucked the bird
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving
If he fucked a ham

Darth, you're so campy.
You are not evil, just cute.
Like a huggy bear!