Grandpa's fantasy
was to fuck someone's third eye
They'd see that coming
by Sari of Not Sari
You clogged the toilet
with those brown warheads, pal
Where's the toilet snakes?
by Jana Torres of Utility Closet
I have decided
to manufacture warheads.
Nuclear, of course.
by I'll drop one on the badhaiku servier.
Thank God for turkey!
*Cough!* Pass the *Cough!* gravy, please.
Your wife has nice tits.
Well, I did my part.
Helping to spread the disease.
Elderly shall fall.
What will the whores do
when their sugar daddies die?
Find another fool.
by dw
Isn't it raw meat?
Can you get food poisoning
from sucking on cocks?
by Anonymous of Undisclosed
Let us be thankful
For Thanksgiving dumpster dives
Washed down with rot gut
by Attitude of Gratitude of Dumpster Fire
Darth you big sweetie,
You need a hug and a kiss.
Now GOBBLE, turkey.
by Darth's Hairdresser's Boyfriend of Christopher St Nu Yawk
Covid restrictions?
Nah, gonna have an orgy
Not gonna comply
by Lacklustre of The Brink
Horse fuckers were here
Billy goat fuckers were here
Snakes were fucked right here
by DW of Satisfactory Condition
Grandpa fucked the bird
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving
If he fucked a ham
by Why does my penis suddenly seem tired of Hunched over table
Darth, you're so campy.
You are not evil, just cute.
Like a huggy bear!
by Darth's Hairdresser of Fire Island
I'd like to present
this limited time offer
to stuff my turkey
by Andy Giblet of Down under
It ain't corona.
No fever or loss of taste.
Whores' ass tastes like shit.
If the whore you get
has dried snot on her butt cheeks,
that might have been me.
I went to the store.
Blew my nose into the air.
Hoped to kill old folks.
by Just imagine what I'd be like if I got AIDS! of That's the thing about "evil", it has no limits. And thank God for that!
Commodify THIS:
Anglo-Protestantism.
You LOVE it, don't you?
by Sit Back of Watch Demons Manifest
Unplanned pregnancy
Since I have no genitals
This is a surprise
by Inflatable Woman of Bedroom of a Lonely Man (Darth)
Thanksgiving lapdance
Cornucopia's bulging
Blunderbuss misfire
by Second Helping of Pants, please
When you least expect
lovable humanity
manifests in Darth.
by Lost Credentials of Vile Live Evil Levi
The "Grand Reset" would be a fucking planet killing asteroid bigger than my ex's disgusting flabby ass.
All the Bidens and Gateses and Musks and "Libtards" and feminazis ain't resettin' shit. It's the same old same old humanity spiraling down into the abyss. The only good thing about the Trump & White Power boys is that the unending sewage waterslide of life kind of straightened out and went much faster towards our eventual doom.
Now with Biden about to be in power all that will happen is things will slow down again. Sad b/c I really wanted a nuclear war or something... Anything besides this boring old virus.
by Oh, almost forgot... of *POOP!* Did you notice my asshole hovering over your face?
If you don't believe in The Dark Side of The Farts, then look inside my shorts. You won't find skid marks like that at the Indy 500!
by Yes, I'd like a 2nd helping of greenbean casserole please.
One two three four five.
And six seven eight nine ten.
Count hos on my toes.
by Should I give everyone corona at Thanksgiving dinner? of couse I should!
*White man.
Not "what man"... Jesus, my fast fingers. Har har har.
by Anonymous Poet
What man is bad because of Jesus Christ. You are correct. Welcome to the dark side, brethren... Funky Mucker. Henceforth you shall be called... Funky Mucker.
by I will teach you the ways of Dark Side of The Farts.
Ha! I got the first stages of rona! Gonna give it to 5 hos today. :-)
by Feeling extra whorrendous today.
Noble Indians.
White man bad bad bad bad bad.
Because Jesus Christ.
by Self-hating PC Puritan of Turkey Farm
No. The Great Reset
is humanity's new look.
Heaven. Without God
by Sociopath Tyrant of World Affairs Commission
The doctor's visit:
Are you sexually active?
No, I just lay there
by Patient of Examination Table
the great reset is
the satanic reordering
of our system
by vhs
well there's a bunch of
crazy "prophets" on youtube
and they do profit.
by vhs
why the fuck do i
come back on here only to
see the usual
criminal content
from the usual suspect
i was on twitter!
by vhs
Human Calculator
I just can't figure it out
Why you're so sexy
by X. Tramarital of Cheat Street
Half eternity
is like still eternity.
Which half do you want?
by dw
All eternity
A turtle head poking out
Unfinished business
by Unlucky of Pompeii
After work today
I think I'll go out whoring.
How many should I get?
by You tell me, and I'll do it! of Darth Sandwich with Extra "Mayo"
One two three four five six.
Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Stink outside the twat.
by dw
I poop on your rules.
Haiku are fucking stupid.
My balls are swollen.
I think full of pus.
I'll pop them like a pimple.
Right into your eye.
by Darth Whorendous, Esquire. of Sipping Tea w/ My Pinky Extended Like a Proper Gentleman.
Darth you have been warned:
obey strict syllabic rules
or face Haiku's wrath.
by Instead of Blathering on About Poop
We are the True Pedophiles!
Those freaks that fuck kids are pretenders!
I took a syringe of my spooge and dabbed it in hundreds of high dollar women's shoes at Macy's.
Sticky Foot Rebellion!
by Applying for a job at Reeboks of But need to move to China first.
Why in the hell aren't people with foot fetishes called pedophiles? The perverts stole a cool name! Sticky foot rebellion! Stop the steal!
by Sole Brothers Rise Up!
Jello Biafra:
Those crazy Dead Kennedys...
Rotting Vegetables.
by Eric Boucher of Boulder CO
The new election:
Nude Jello wrestling death match.
Live on Pay-Per-View.
by Call it Democrazy
like a cat vomit
pathetic orange hairball
better out than in
by ash of not in the house
Needles in the groin.
Spank me with a spiked paddle.
Electrocute me.
by I am so cute, I electrocute. of Tasty buttocks.
Pedophilia.
Great way to start a haiku.
Eat them when it's done.
by Albert Fish of You can tune a piano, but you can't tune A. Fish.
Thanksgiving guest
You look nice, Mr. Dreyfuss
Pass the potatoes
by 1-900-CLOSE ENCOUNTERS of Threesome Kind
Dusting off dry bones
High fructose destination
Diabetic ghoul
by Supercalifragilisticketoacidosis of The disturbed grave of Wilfred Brimley
Alone in the zone.
I searched in vain for poets.
Just haiku and me.
by Where Did Everyone Go? of Was It All a Dream?
Wilfred we see you.
We know where you make gravy.
You are monitored.
by Haiku Surveillance of Central Intelligence Urgency
Passing butt gravy
Whilst writing some bad haiku
Just like all of you
by Wilfred Brimley
Get over here NOW.
Write some bloody haiku verse.
Or admit I won.
by Competitive Blood-sport of Haiku
Check pictures with cars.
Then check pictures with crosswalks.
Check your sanity.
by Write me a Check of Generous Amount
