Bad Haiku
Haiku #68889
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I poop on your rules.
Haiku are fucking stupid.
My balls are swollen.
I think full of pus.
I'll pop them like a pimple.
Right into your eye.
Haiku #
68889
Posted:
November 23, 2020 9:08 pm ET
Poet & location:
Darth Whorendous, Esquire.
of
Sipping Tea w/ My Pinky Extended Like a Proper Gentleman.
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