Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68889
I poop on your rules.
Haiku are fucking stupid.
My balls are swollen.

I think full of pus.
I'll pop them like a pimple.
Right into your eye.
Haiku #68889
Posted: November 23, 2020 9:08 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Whorendous, Esquire. of Sipping Tea w/ My Pinky Extended Like a Proper Gentleman.