all hail xi xinping
emperor who will be king
world dynastic fling
by ash of a colony down under
i see he is still
at it and i have lost all faith
in syllables.
by vhs
Great TP idea.
2020 calendar.
Year's not over yet.
What shite occurs next?
I can hardly wait to see.
Planet of The Apes.
by Put the funt back in the cart. of NOW!
I just took a shit
Then I wiped my big fat ass
with the calendar
by Father Time of (Flushing Sound)
Standing in the queue
Your breath has fogged my glasses
Six feet is the rule
by Betty LeBomb
Ching Chong Chinaman:
Didn't know how to milk a cow
(Except H. Biden.)
by Worthy Gentleman of Celestial Kingdom
Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at these!
by Baby Firefly
Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put pee pee
In yo Coke.
by Wong on so many revels. of PRC
Don't care for it Clem.
Snakes and rat and dog in there.
Cain't we have corn-pone?
by Appalachian Takeout of China Pearl 20 minutes you pick up order ok?
Lotus lake of jade
Quan-yin smiles: heavenly peace.
Military drones.
by Quan-yin Ex-husband of Celestial Realms
Chinee proverb say:
"No Tickee no Laundry." Ha.
Now get back to work.
by Ching Chong Chinaman of Firedrill
Serioulsy though, if you see how the Chinese keep down the poorer surrounding countries, you'd hate the commies too. Fucking criminals. Nothing but Big Time Gangsters.
by I wish I was one of them. :-O of dw
If that was covid,
I am not impressed at all.
Had worse hangovers.
You can blame China.
Fear, the cheap commodity.
It's all about Trump.
That's how they react
to an arrogant pervert
who won't take their shit.
Serioulsy though, started as sore throat, became runny nose, mild congestion and cough, and now on 5th day I feel like I could fuck a bunch of dirty whores on cocaine and go for a 5 mile jog.
by Can we just nuke China and get it over with? of Come on, Trump, you still have time.
The lonely Frenchman
Fucks a dozen stale croissants
Filling eclairs next
by Eatthis Pilaf of France
Get lubricated
Say, we need some mood music
to write these Haikus
by Venus of In the House
Because you like games
Wearing me chastity belt
I've swallowed the key
by Player of Fun City
French fries are not French.
They drown them in manonaise.
I could not live there.
by Well, they do have nude beaches... of Maybe. Add to their mayonaise.
Vous n'etes que des cons.
De ca j'en suis tres tres sur...
En garde, monsieur.
by Le Compte de Chie-en-Lit of Feudal Aristokrasy
"Smoke on ze watt air--
A fie air een ze ska yi.."
(De la bonne musique)
by Ian Gillan's French Maid of Shallow Purple
you put it in wrong
the plural should be penes
withdraw that haiku
by ash of look at my pedants
dispute the voters
the scrotus on to scotus
to rock the boat (us)
by ash of in the rigging
It must be funny
Shitting up in outer space
and leaving it there
by Regular Haiku Poet of Under old willow
mothership arrives
Sexo-morphian combat
just what you wanted
by Aliens with boobs on their backs and peni on the soles of their feet.
Watch Killing Zoe.
Do you see how she was killed?
Don't say she wasn't!
by French fries with brie and beaujolais. of Croissants are overrated.
Oui le bonbon du nez?
by Je veux dire de la cocaine, pas des crottes of Vive le Dark Side
La chatte dit: miaou
Punaise! C'est tout une merveille
(pas pour la souris...)
by Jean-Claude Marie Giscard du Cornouaille of Mais pas de Conneries
I'm moving to France
where the cats walk on tables
where the cats say Miaou
by chaton d’étoile of Litter pan
eat me first garcon
then add creme to my brulee
mon dieu, oh la la !
by ash of dans la cuisine, la bas
*throat, not through. But you gnu that.
by Anonymous Poet
First slight sore through, then bad runny nose, now a slight dry cough. No fever, no loss of taste... yet.
But just in case it's covid, I'm spitting on people's car door handles. Doing my duty to lower the population b/c that's what the Chinese scientists want.
by spitooey!
The high protein food
of Thanksgiving dinner will
not increase methane.
But the amines, well,
that's a whole nother story.
Stinks somethin' awful!
For calculations,
the data are incomplete.
Blame republicans.
by Odoriferous obfuscations.
The lonely Frenchman
fucking a hollowed out loaf
of stale baguette bread
by French Dip of Au jus
Calculate it, Darth
Increase in methane output
caused by Thanksgiving
by Splat Metheny of Gaslight Village, NY
Grandpa's fantasy
was to fuck someone's third eye
They'd see that coming
by Sari of Not Sari
You clogged the toilet
with those brown warheads, pal
Where's the toilet snakes?
by Jana Torres of Utility Closet
I have decided
to manufacture warheads.
Nuclear, of course.
by I'll drop one on the badhaiku servier.
Thank God for turkey!
*Cough!* Pass the *Cough!* gravy, please.
Your wife has nice tits.
Well, I did my part.
Helping to spread the disease.
Elderly shall fall.
What will the whores do
when their sugar daddies die?
Find another fool.
by dw
Isn't it raw meat?
Can you get food poisoning
from sucking on cocks?
by Anonymous of Undisclosed
Let us be thankful
For Thanksgiving dumpster dives
Washed down with rot gut
by Attitude of Gratitude of Dumpster Fire
Darth you big sweetie,
You need a hug and a kiss.
Now GOBBLE, turkey.
by Darth's Hairdresser's Boyfriend of Christopher St Nu Yawk
Covid restrictions?
Nah, gonna have an orgy
Not gonna comply
by Lacklustre of The Brink
Horse fuckers were here
Billy goat fuckers were here
Snakes were fucked right here
by DW of Satisfactory Condition
Grandpa fucked the bird
It wouldn't be Thanksgiving
If he fucked a ham
by Why does my penis suddenly seem tired of Hunched over table
Darth, you're so campy.
You are not evil, just cute.
Like a huggy bear!
by Darth's Hairdresser of Fire Island
I'd like to present
this limited time offer
to stuff my turkey
by Andy Giblet of Down under
It ain't corona.
No fever or loss of taste.
Whores' ass tastes like shit.
If the whore you get
has dried snot on her butt cheeks,
that might have been me.
I went to the store.
Blew my nose into the air.
Hoped to kill old folks.
by Just imagine what I'd be like if I got AIDS! of That's the thing about "evil", it has no limits. And thank God for that!
Commodify THIS:
Anglo-Protestantism.
You LOVE it, don't you?
by Sit Back of Watch Demons Manifest
Unplanned pregnancy
Since I have no genitals
This is a surprise
by Inflatable Woman of Bedroom of a Lonely Man (Darth)
Thanksgiving lapdance
Cornucopia's bulging
Blunderbuss misfire
by Second Helping of Pants, please
When you least expect
lovable humanity
manifests in Darth.
by Lost Credentials of Vile Live Evil Levi
