Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68944
If that was covid,
I am not impressed at all.
Had worse hangovers.

You can blame China.
Fear, the cheap commodity.
It's all about Trump.

That's how they react
to an arrogant pervert
who won't take their shit.

Serioulsy though, started as sore throat, became runny nose, mild congestion and cough, and now on 5th day I feel like I could fuck a bunch of dirty whores on cocaine and go for a 5 mile jog.
Haiku #68944
Posted: November 29, 2020 12:04 am ET
Poet & location: Can we just nuke China and get it over with? of Come on, Trump, you still have time.