Broadway Sensation
All Penis West Side Story
Starring Darth Shankcock

I knew Darth was weird,
But wearing blades on his cock?
That is truly FOWL.

I'm in quarantine.
No, it isn't for covid.
I got airborne AIDS.

The cock flew at me.
It was armed with a sharp knife.
But I ducked aside.

The cop opened up.
Sprayed blood all over the place.
Airborne HIV.

Those cock blades are like a 2 inch scalpel. Nothing to fuck around with, I'll tell you. If you're not expert in handling those birds, you better stay the hell back. The cop probably thought he was hot shit and tried to get the bird as evidence. Bad move. "He learned his lesson," is the phrase that comes to mind, but logically doesn't work.

Anyway, my advice to you is that any country that has cockfighting, you should probably stay away from. SE Asia, Mexico, Oklahoma, etc. Don't go to those dangerous, crime infested, poverty shit-holes. Trust me!

Comatose poets
Low-key Jonestown Massacre
Party Poopers All

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Hello, is Darth there?
No, he's busy doing math.
Sigh. Hanging up phone.

Cock Fighting Rooster
killed the local police chief
In the Philippines

Cock Fighting Rooster
had a tiny ankle blade
He was Hard As Fuck

Wrap me in the flag
and fuck me for Old Glory!!
USA! Be Best!

Any live poets
up in this motherfucker?
Or is it just me?

Your whole life is just
a near death experience
so get used to it

Young Ivanka Trump
Daddy let me grind on you
Daddy buy me this

Take a dump on Trump.
Drink some Pump(kin) spice Latte.
Forrest Gump's hump clump.

Jennay... here's what love is!
Splat! in her face!

That was a good show
Aunt Esther was a real hoot
Having the Big One?

Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha

Chinese communists
Aid and abet Democrats
like Biden and son.

Don't bother leaving
a suicide note at all
Let them keep guessing

We won't take your guns
We'll just take all your money
Then you won't need guns

Maximum bullshit
Eating Q crap with a fork
Only four days left

Maximum Psyops:
get ready for the Deep State's
two-party system.

I know it sounds strange
The Barney Miller theme song
makes me want to poop

reeling in the years
two weeks short of twenty-four
this amazing site

reaming your pumpkin
it's a noble tradition
baby light my fire

Butternut squash soup
We can all agree on this
It tastes like vomit

The Mallards migrate
Releasing their dung in flight
Everybody duck

If God didn't want
us to talk about our shit
We'd just have assholes

Unavoidable
All the poems on this site
are written by GOD

let's bidet farewell
scatological reviews
are boring as shit

Mega Tootsie Roll
Just in time for Halloween
And there's corn in it

Fling it: Darth's poo's large.
I want Darth inside of me.
Go! Poo Humongous!

Sing it: Darth in charge
I want Darth in charge of me
Go, Darth Whorrendous!

This is what I do.
When I poo, I poo haiku.
Then throw it at you.

And I do this too,
when writing haiku, it's poo!
Hits the fan and flew.

In lieu of the loo,
under the outhouse will do.
Please enjoy the view.

I've often fantasized about having an outhouse with captive enemies chained under the toilet so I could poo on them and read poetry at them simultaneously.
Oprah, Jerry Springer, Britney Spears, Roseanne, Courtney Love, Hulk Hogan, Bruce Lee's promoter, and every politician on the planet... and some policemen, judges, and criminals as well.
When I get to hell, I know that I will be given a job reading my poetry to sinners. So you better behave yourselves!

Walter Wallace: thug.
Got himself ventilated
lunging with a knife.

Darth be like: "Bathroom".
Bad Haiku all: "Not dat, yo".
Darth say: "Oh yes y'all."

Forced monkey labor
We don't want to pick
Fucking coconuts

What's the condition
of your condition down there?
Must have been a strain.

It happened just now.
I laid a huge golden egg.
Goldschlager clogger.

The toilet won't flush
this oversized ore nugget.
Think I'll melt it down.

Haiku poets like
"My wet ass shit" on pussy.
Candy-ass "itch twat".

Cardi B. be like:
"My wet-ass pussy" and shit
Candace like: "Bitch, whut?"

Hasn't happened yet
But each day I check to see
If I laid an egg

Sea cucumber squirt.
Cool defense mechanism.
Sponge Bob's Silly-String.

Do you think Sponge Bob
ever got it on with Pearl?
Don't tell Mr. Crabs.

Not sure I like that.
In hell they pay you for spooge.
There's a huge cum lake.

Every bit helps out.
You know you've done your fair share.
Lent a helping hand.

I guess you could say
he blew his whole wad right then
Final expenses

Pennies from Heaven
Darth said, " Hey God, keep the change"
and jerked off some more

How do you pay up?
Do they bury you with a
billfold full of cash?

Do they charge each time?
Or maybe by the sperm cell?
Per spasm or gram?

Cue Monty Python's
Every Sperm is Sacred.
Watch it on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

At the end of life
You get an invoice for all
the times you jerked off

Zombie circle jerk.
It's the best smell in the world.
Firm soggy biscuits.

Hors d'oeuvres de la mort.
Gordon Ramsay's a zombie!
And fully erect!

Philadelphia:
That is a real zombie-fest.
The dead are shopping.

When a zombie cums
Do you think they just explode?
Aren't they all gummed up?

Television drool.
It's not like it was murder.
They're dead already.

Cums as no surprise.
Inside a secret toy prize.
Now, dead grandpop, rise.

The good thing about
dead families is now you
can change the channel.

Want some Doritos?
Oh, wait, never mind -- you're dead!
I'll take that beer, thanks.