Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68538
It happened just now.
I laid a huge golden egg.
Goldschlager clogger.

The toilet won't flush
this oversized ore nugget.
Think I'll melt it down.
Haiku #68538
Posted: October 29, 2020 2:00 pm ET
Poet & location: Willy Wanka