Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

The stink of the dink,
be it purple, red, or pink,
means you should take zinc.

I think, therefore I spam.

Online zinc supplements and Viagra.
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Haiku # 65925, September 15, 2019 4:25 am ET
by
They made a mistake
And wished they were sea monkeys
And they got their wish
Haiku # 65924, September 14, 2019 6:47 pm ET
by Casual Observer of Behind binoculars
I will rend your limbs.
You will be a pile of blood
After this haiku
Haiku # 65923, September 14, 2019 6:16 pm ET
by Chingis Khan of Mongolia
I'ma git me some...
Some a dat BAD BAD haiku.
What I'm talkin' bout.
Haiku # 65922, September 14, 2019 8:31 am ET
by Tyrone in a Fine Cadillac of 42nd Street in the 70s
So Cal, so go surf.
Mavericks would be awesome.
Just kidding; don't die.
Haiku # 65921, September 14, 2019 7:26 am ET
by
I'm back in SoCal
But I won't be here too long
Just biding my time.
Haiku # 65920, September 14, 2019 2:32 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Your life is pointless.
I mean, just look at yourself.
You read bad haiku!
Haiku # 65919, September 13, 2019 6:29 pm ET
by Victim of the Glaringly Obvious. of Make it Stop!
Actually, Adam
made his own banana stand
And Eve snatched it up
Haiku # 65918, September 13, 2019 4:06 pm ET
by Bible beater of Undisclosed
No bed of roses
Honey, while you were sleeping
I pruned your manhood
Haiku # 65917, September 13, 2019 2:52 am ET
by True Story of In the news
These pistachios
God made something so tasty
Intestine shrapnel
Haiku # 65916, September 13, 2019 2:24 am ET
by like I must be nuts of Nuthouse
Eve was handy too
Made the first banana stand
Adam snatched it up
Haiku # 65915, September 13, 2019 2:17 am ET
by Bible beater of Garden
Jesus Christ is a
charitable carpenter
and he gives me wood.
Haiku # 65914, September 13, 2019 1:57 am ET
by Gay for Jesus
Can't find the right words
To tell you in this poem
So I will just fart
Haiku # 65913, September 13, 2019 1:07 am ET
by Gasbag of Methane Lane
This does not make sense.
If it made sense, you'd read it.
Stop licking the screen.

That won't get you high.
Try vinegar latte shots.
Attacked by purple.

She will not fuck you.
Not vaginally I mean.
Break dance battle whore.
Haiku # 65912, September 12, 2019 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What could I tell you
that you haven't heard before.
Sardine-stuffed gold flute.
Haiku # 65911, September 12, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by Bouree with a side of flounder
Claustrophobia
For the midget I sat on
At the Bingo Hall
Haiku # 65910, September 12, 2019 11:35 pm ET
by Polly Esther Pantz of No ventilation
Refresh each minute.
I must have the last haiku
when the earth explodes.
Haiku # 65909, September 12, 2019 11:25 pm ET
by
Avocado toast
Three cheers for this funny fruit
Let's all drink to that
Haiku # 65908, September 12, 2019 11:25 pm ET
by Drunk of Barstool
Head on collision
one last duck face selfie, please
You've got it in you
Haiku # 65907, September 12, 2019 11:22 pm ET
by Person of Picking up intestines on highway
Robber Mugabe
Whoops! Sorry I meant Robert...
Trashed his own country.

Zimbabwe's lyin--
Sorry, meant to say lion...
Now more a dead dog.
Haiku # 65906, September 12, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Memories of Rhodesia
Somalia called.
Their women want their clits back.
I sent them to Darth.
Haiku # 65904, September 12, 2019 7:04 pm ET
by Sheikh of the Desert Wastes
Do not suck his "dink"!
You will get botulism.
Among other things.
Haiku # 65903, September 12, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Clostridium botulinum of Zellweger's revenge.
Wobbert Smiff whining
Two, maybe three chords at best.
That's most of the Cure
Haiku # 65902, September 12, 2019 11:46 am ET
by but I still like "Killing an Arab"
Botox injections
Now my boring dink looks like
Renee Zellweger
Haiku # 65901, September 12, 2019 11:16 am ET
by U. Look different of Undisclosed
If your cock's too small
and her cunt is enormous,
try corn on the cob.
Haiku # 65900, September 12, 2019 10:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The music was dull.
He defeated Mecha Streisand.
That's all that matters.
Haiku # 65899, September 11, 2019 11:38 pm ET
by And you know he partied like no tomorrow. of I mean, wouldn't you?!
Be on time tonight
I'll be carrying a bag
Of unmarked assholes
Haiku # 65898, September 11, 2019 11:37 pm ET
by Bag holder of Appointed place
Only memories:
TSA groping my crotch.
And a new skyline.
Haiku # 65897, September 11, 2019 11:34 pm ET
by
Wittle Wobbert Smiff
Made boring droning music
Back in the eighties.
Haiku # 65896, September 11, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by Pasty-Faced Brits of Teen Existentialism
Forgot it was there
Bagel and a schmear of lox
Left in my forehead!
Haiku # 65895, September 11, 2019 9:35 pm ET
by Noticer of Details (Not)
Crime fighting choices.
Catwoman in area.
Batman packs condoms.
Haiku # 65893, September 11, 2019 8:13 pm ET
by Holy spermicide, Batman!
Last slurp of coffee
Moth caught between two soft paws
Catwoman's day starts
Haiku # 65892, September 11, 2019 12:23 pm ET
by Catwoman of Gotham
Criminals in fear.
Batman's shadow on the wall.
Moth near the light bulb.
Haiku # 65891, September 11, 2019 8:50 am ET
by
Write shitty haiku
What?....nothing better to do
While taking a poo
Haiku # 65890, September 11, 2019 7:19 am ET
by Captain Kirk
Talked to a phone ho
Fell asleep before I came
Just like in real life
Haiku # 65889, September 11, 2019 7:15 am ET
by I make love to my wife.I just fuck yours.
That chop suey place
The Board of Health shut them down
I still have the shits
Haiku # 65888, September 11, 2019 1:32 am ET
by Still Shitting of Near the nearest terlit
My wedding picture
But I have replaced the bride
With a new Fleshlight
Haiku # 65887, September 10, 2019 11:20 pm ET
by Spark Plugfucker of Man Cave
But for the grace of
Something or other you know
Burp there would go I
Haiku # 65886, September 10, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Drunk of Barstool
Detached my penis
Sucked on it a few minutes
Swallowed the contents
Haiku # 65885, September 10, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by I can't believe it's not butter
Smelly cheese, like feet
Rancid perfume worn by whores
Top notes of chair seat
Haiku # 65884, September 10, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Nose of Apparently near you
nothing really matters on line as much
as those you loved, can love, lost and remembered irl
Haiku # 65883, September 10, 2019 11:05 pm ET
by vhs
Do you like it when
someone plays with your testes?
Does nothing for me.
Haiku # 65882, September 10, 2019 10:11 pm ET
by Shut up and suck it!
How can you tell if
you're friend's homosexual?
His dick tastes like shit!
Haiku # 65881, September 10, 2019 10:09 pm ET
by Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I don't understand.
What aspect of anal sex
appeals to you.
Haiku # 65880, September 10, 2019 10:01 pm ET
by Stuck up, closed-minded straight man preaching The Word of Jesus Christ and The Gospel from God!
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
I feel you watching me
Over there
Come to me
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
What, what
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
It's okay
To have a little fight
Don't you worry
I won't bite
(Not that hard)
If you want it
I'll give you power
Just be gentle
I'm delicate like a flower
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
What what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
Haiku # 65879, September 10, 2019 9:34 pm ET
by Samwell & Butters of In the butt! Where else would you put it, silly buns?!
Did you come in me?
Yes, but it's okay; I'm clean.
Said the gay boy toy.
Haiku # 65878, September 10, 2019 9:22 pm ET
by Noticer of the Glaringly Obvious of Behind your backside pumping away
Robert Smith's goth taint
How did we overlook it?
It's the 8th wonder
Haiku # 65877, September 10, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
This site is worst site
Worst site in all of China
and also Hong Kong
Haiku # 65876, September 10, 2019 12:24 pm ET
by No Tickee No Laundry of Opium Den
Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream she said
The one that makes me laugh she said
Threw her arms around my neck
Show me how you do it and I'll promise you
I'll promise that I'll run away with you, I'll run away with you
Spinning on that dizzy edge
Kissed her face and kissed her head
Dreamed of all the different ways, I had to make her glow
Why are you so far away she said
Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you?
That I'm in love with you?
You, soft and only, you lost and lonely
You, strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
You're just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone, alone, alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved and drowned her deep inside of me
You soft and only
You lost and lonely
You just like heaven
Haiku # 65875, September 10, 2019 10:54 am ET
by evil bastard of Sing it!
I don't think you can
Find better poems online
This site has it all
Haiku # 65874, September 10, 2019 1:22 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Behind binoculars
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