Just massage yourself
Invest in yourself
Haiku #65796, by Good advices from Starkitten of PNW September 6, 2019 1:20 am ET
Among mammals, Rafinesque's big-eared bat has the largest testes relative to body size, since they account for over 8 percent of the bat's total body mass. "The North Pacific right whale has the largest testes ever recorded," Lupold said, explaining that each weighs over 1,102 pounds.
Haiku #65795, by So how the hell does one become an expert on whale testes?! of Taste testing testes? September 6, 2019 1:19 am ET
Stay out of those shops
You'll get syphilis and die
Haiku #65794, by Warning of Behind binoculars September 6, 2019 1:17 am ET
Coffee shop music.
It has got to be the worst.
Fucking hipster shit.
Haiku #65793, by Headphones time! September 6, 2019 1:12 am ET
Special massage price.
One thousand pesos; Twenty bucks.
The tip's included.
Haiku #65792, by Thank you, sir. Come again! of And they love my tip! September 6, 2019 1:11 am ET