Just massage yourself
Masturbation millionaire
Invest in yourself
Haiku #65796, by Good advices from Starkitten of PNW September 6, 2019 1:20 am ET
Among mammals, Rafinesque's big-eared bat has the largest testes relative to body size, since they account for over 8 percent of the bat's total body mass. "The North Pacific right whale has the largest testes ever recorded," Lupold said, explaining that each weighs over 1,102 pounds.
Haiku #65795, by So how the hell does one become an expert on whale testes?! of Taste testing testes? September 6, 2019 1:19 am ET
Stay out of those shops
You'll get syphilis and die
Unhappy ending
Haiku #65794, by Warning of Behind binoculars September 6, 2019 1:17 am ET
Coffee shop music.
It has got to be the worst.
Fucking hipster shit.
Haiku #65793, by Headphones time! September 6, 2019 1:12 am ET
Special massage price.
One thousand pesos; Twenty bucks.
The tip's included.
Haiku #65792, by Thank you, sir. Come again! of And they love my tip! September 6, 2019 1:11 am ET
Hammock hung from trees
Depressed corpse nestled inside
The hoot of an owl
Haiku #65791, by Trudging along of Path to Nowhere September 6, 2019 12:13 am ET
Figpucker x-Ray
Head full of dirty poems
Dink in ICU
Haiku #65790, by I see you of Behind binoculars September 5, 2019 11:36 pm ET
pink champagne on ice
the warm smell of coalitas
dark desert highway
Haiku #65789, by Anonymous Poet September 5, 2019 10:02 pm ET
Pina hospital girl
legs up to her fine tight butt
wants picture with me
Was a little strange
I want something from her too
Please don't tell my wife
Haiku #65788, by Walt Tripp of Hawgs back woods September 5, 2019 9:33 pm ET
The Brady Bunch House
Alice on her hands and knees
Meat Delivery
Haiku #65787, by Sam the Butcher of Cloud 9 September 5, 2019 9:28 pm ET
Two hours w/o porn?
My God, how will you jack off?
Try thinking of me.
Haiku #65786, by Anonymous Poet September 5, 2019 3:21 pm ET
Octopus ink, no,
it does not shoot out the dink.
It comes from its glands.
Haiku #65785, by Anonymous Poet September 5, 2019 3:18 pm ET
Electricity out
Interruption of service
For the next two hours
Haiku #65784, by Powerless of Dark September 5, 2019 1:11 pm ET
Does octopus ink
Shoot from the octopus dink?
Tell me what you think
Haiku #65783, by Sharpie of Permanent September 5, 2019 11:49 am ET
One of the arms of
the male octopus is his
dink, and edible!
Haiku #65782, by Asians eat anything. of I prefer squid over octopus though. September 5, 2019 3:51 am ET
Bring your microscope.
Next show at seven thirty.
You pay my bus fare.