What if head hunters
caught a Jap bagel-head girl?
Eat it or shrink it?

Fukushima shine
Let's make use of your forehead
Put on this lampshade

Seeing double now
Is that just you over there
Or some conjoined twins?

Twenty six teeth left
In the head that God gave me
He kicked out the rest

The vast difference
between the vas deferens
and vast difference

is in the spelling.
Or, in your case, the smelling.
Syphilis does that.

Starvin' Marvin's head
is a penis cross section.
You should check it out.

The rode less traveled
Was where they tossed the dildo
But I still found it

The vas deferens
Had other plans for poor Jim
And there you have it

He always wanted
To pee inside a woman
That's what he told me

French soggy biscuit.
Where am I going with this?
Weasel vagina.

teary eyed, I cry
sorrow so immense, I die
My Minecraft cat died

I thought that croissant
had a funny taste to it.
Funny like a clown.

The only time I ever fucked a croissant was in France.

Explain the bulge, please
Do scarecrows get erections?
Is it a corn cob?

Jungian approach
To psychoanalysis:
"You motherfucker"

Got a resource here
Thirteen inch trouser python
See what you can do

I scream then you scream
But there's no goddamn ice cream
Why are we screaming?

Psychoanalized
Just why do you bend the spoons?
Urinalysis

Let's debate about
Distribution / resources
Shouting match ensues

Psychically bends spoons
To shove up your fucking ass
Uri Geller's here

Tump stable genius!
Compared to Bolshe Bernie's
Mad Communist crew

Stupid Commies all
New Democrat red Chitbirds
Shit on our country

Green new deal con job
No more cars, air planes and boats
Except for themselves.

No more hamburger!
Tofu for all Comrades!
Except for themselves.

No more Automats!
Turn in your Kalashnikove's!
But we will keep ours.

Better idea Veks!
Cram them in your red grain chutes!
And we will keep ours!

*they're not poets.
fucking grammar

Five-year-olds get high
behind the kindergarten.
Teacher can't find stash.

Three dead mosquitoes.
Well, at least their not poets.
But still blood-suckers.

Talented asshole.
Gay man does Kegel routine.
Shows bitches what's up.

Brazilian waxing.
Just the taint and balls today.
Maybe the nose hairs.

I just love pigeons
I bit off a man's ear once
It wasn't Van Gogh

OK, Hunan pork.
You want small or you want large?
For here or to go?

Tulsi get Bernied
Hillary get off the hook
Things get more crazy

"Dogs piss on trees."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Speaking of hand jobs
I'd much rather watch paint dry
Or watch the grass grow

Yoga mat poop stain
Downward facing dog poop pose
Full lotus pantsload

I did not go see
That Shan state girl with big boobs
For a long long time

She wanted to scroog
But I let her escape pounding
And now- I regret.

When you get a chance
Give them a good rogering
And make them happy

I did not go see
That Shan state girl with big boobs
For a long long time

She wanted to scroog
But I let her escape pounding
And now I regret.

When you get chance
Give them a good rogering
And make them happy

Slow death by handjob.
Chiseled right on my tombstone.
I can live with that.

Just massage yourself
Masturbation millionaire
Invest in yourself

Among mammals, Rafinesque's big-eared bat has the largest testes relative to body size, since they account for over 8 percent of the bat's total body mass. "The North Pacific right whale has the largest testes ever recorded," Lupold said, explaining that each weighs over 1,102 pounds.

Stay out of those shops
You'll get syphilis and die
Unhappy ending

Coffee shop music.
It has got to be the worst.
Fucking hipster shit.

Special massage price.
One thousand pesos; Twenty bucks.
The tip's included.

Hammock hung from trees
Depressed corpse nestled inside
The hoot of an owl

Figpucker x-Ray
Head full of dirty poems
Dink in ICU

pink champagne on ice
the warm smell of coalitas
dark desert highway

Pina hospital girl
legs up to her fine tight butt
wants picture with me

Was a little strange
I want something from her too
Please don't tell my wife

The Brady Bunch House
Alice on her hands and knees
Meat Delivery

Two hours w/o porn?
My God, how will you jack off?
Try thinking of me.

Octopus ink, no,
it does not shoot out the dink.
It comes from its glands.

Electricity out
Interruption of service
For the next two hours

Does octopus ink
Shoot from the octopus dink?
Tell me what you think

One of the arms of
the male octopus is his
dink, and edible!

Bring your microscope.
Next show at seven thirty.
You pay my bus fare.