Which does more damage,
LSD or head trauma?
Why not try them both!
Munch the whole damn sheet.
Jump over speeding sports cars.
Because God said to.
Simultaneous
Happy party fun good time
Neural necrosis.
Or something like that.
Want to buy a used chicken?
Delicious fresh eggs.
by
Sometimes my balls hurt.
Is it some kind of disease?
Should I not hit them?
by
What if head hunters
caught a Jap bagel-head girl?
Eat it or shrink it?
by
Fukushima shine
Let's make use of your forehead
Put on this lampshade
by I got a free bagel of With this Japanese lamp
Seeing double now
Is that just you over there
Or some conjoined twins?
by Drunk of Barstool
Twenty six teeth left
In the head that God gave me
He kicked out the rest
by Ouch of That smarts
The vast difference
between the vas deferens
and vast difference
is in the spelling.
Or, in your case, the smelling.
Syphilis does that.
Starvin' Marvin's head
is a penis cross section.
You should check it out.
by
The rode less traveled
Was where they tossed the dildo
But I still found it
by Traveler of Road (less traveled)
The vas deferens
Had other plans for poor Jim
And there you have it
by Biology of Class
He always wanted
To pee inside a woman
That's what he told me
by Person he told of Within earshot
French soggy biscuit.
Where am I going with this?
Weasel vagina.
by
teary eyed, I cry
sorrow so immense, I die
My Minecraft cat died
by Line of lines
I thought that croissant
had a funny taste to it.
Funny like a clown.
by
The only time I ever fucked a croissant was in France.
by Pierre of France
Explain the bulge, please
Do scarecrows get erections?
Is it a corn cob?
by Outstanding of Field
Jungian approach
To psychoanalysis:
"You motherfucker"
by Anomalous Poet
Got a resource here
Thirteen inch trouser python
See what you can do
by Walkin Funny of Hard to say where
I scream then you scream
But there's no goddamn ice cream
Why are we screaming?
by Witness of 2020 Presidential Debate
Psychoanalized
Just why do you bend the spoons?
Urinalysis
by Frigmund Roid of Couch
Let's debate about
Distribution / resources
Shouting match ensues
by Capitalism vs Communism of Giant Doooosh vs Turd Sandwich
Psychically bends spoons
To shove up your fucking ass
Uri Geller's here
by Judaism vs. Communism of Oy Vey Who Will Win?
Tump stable genius!
Compared to Bolshe Bernie's
Mad Communist crew
Stupid Commies all
New Democrat red Chitbirds
Shit on our country
Green new deal con job
No more cars, air planes and boats
Except for themselves.
No more hamburger!
Tofu for all Comrades!
Except for themselves.
No more Automats!
Turn in your Kalashnikove's!
But we will keep ours.
Better idea Veks!
Cram them in your red grain chutes!
And we will keep ours!
by Baron Urgern Von Stern Berg of Mongolia
*they're not poets.
fucking grammar
by Anonymous Poet
Five-year-olds get high
behind the kindergarten.
Teacher can't find stash.
by Major bummer.
Three dead mosquitoes.
Well, at least their not poets.
But still blood-suckers.
by Anonymous Poet
Talented asshole.
Gay man does Kegel routine.
Shows bitches what's up.
by is that you, cuntfart?
Brazilian waxing.
Just the taint and balls today.
Maybe the nose hairs.
by df
I just love pigeons
I bit off a man's ear once
It wasn't Van Gogh
by Mike Tyson of Pigeon Coop
OK, Hunan pork.
You want small or you want large?
For here or to go?
by Meat Cleaver Lady's Husband of Asia Pearl Kitchen
Tulsi get Bernied
Hillary get off the hook
Things get more crazy
by Old Lady with Meat Cleaver of Chinatown
"Dogs piss on trees."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson
by Anonymous Poet
Speaking of hand jobs
I'd much rather watch paint dry
Or watch the grass grow
by Ann Noyed of Behind binoculars
Yoga mat poop stain
Downward facing dog poop pose
Full lotus pantsload
by Yogi of Smelly
I did not go see
That Shan state girl with big boobs
For a long long time
She wanted to scroog
But I let her escape pounding
And now- I regret.
When you get a chance
Give them a good rogering
And make them happy
by Druk Pa Kunley of Black Yak Mountain
I did not go see
That Shan state girl with big boobs
For a long long time
She wanted to scroog
But I let her escape pounding
And now I regret.
When you get chance
Give them a good rogering
And make them happy
by Druk Pa Kunley of Black Yak Mountain
Slow death by handjob.
Chiseled right on my tombstone.
I can live with that.
by df
Just massage yourself
Masturbation millionaire
Invest in yourself
by Good advices from Starkitten of PNW
Among mammals, Rafinesque's big-eared bat has the largest testes relative to body size, since they account for over 8 percent of the bat's total body mass. "The North Pacific right whale has the largest testes ever recorded," Lupold said, explaining that each weighs over 1,102 pounds.
by So how the hell does one become an expert on whale testes?! of Taste testing testes?
Stay out of those shops
You'll get syphilis and die
Unhappy ending
by Warning of Behind binoculars
Coffee shop music.
It has got to be the worst.
Fucking hipster shit.
by Headphones time!
Special massage price.
One thousand pesos; Twenty bucks.
The tip's included.
by Thank you, sir. Come again! of And they love my tip!
Hammock hung from trees
Depressed corpse nestled inside
The hoot of an owl
by Trudging along of Path to Nowhere
Figpucker x-Ray
Head full of dirty poems
Dink in ICU
by I see you of Behind binoculars
pink champagne on ice
the warm smell of coalitas
dark desert highway
by Anonymous Poet
Pina hospital girl
legs up to her fine tight butt
wants picture with me
Was a little strange
I want something from her too
Please don't tell my wife
by Walt Tripp of Hawgs back woods
The Brady Bunch House
Alice on her hands and knees
Meat Delivery
by Sam the Butcher of Cloud 9
Two hours w/o porn?
My God, how will you jack off?
Try thinking of me.
by Anonymous Poet
Octopus ink, no,
it does not shoot out the dink.
It comes from its glands.
by Anonymous Poet
Electricity out
Interruption of service
For the next two hours
by Powerless of Dark
Does octopus ink
Shoot from the octopus dink?
Tell me what you think
by Sharpie of Permanent
