Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #65811
Tump stable genius!
Compared to Bolshe Bernie's
Mad Communist crew

Stupid Commies all
New Democrat red Chitbirds
Shit on our country

Green new deal con job
No more cars, air planes and boats
Except for themselves.

No more hamburger!
Tofu for all Comrades!
Except for themselves.

No more Automats!
Turn in your Kalashnikove's!
But we will keep ours.

Better idea Veks!
Cram them in your red grain chutes!
And we will keep ours!
Haiku #65811
Posted: September 7, 2019 12:44 am ET
Poet & location: Baron Urgern Von Stern Berg of Mongolia