I should advertise.
Anti-vax moms, get in line!
Take my poison seed!
Fifty bucks per pop.
With each insemination
get free ass burgers.
Brown spicy mustard,
sentient screaming veggies,
pure dog meat patties.
by df
You won't need shots.
After being fucked by me
you'll never get sick.
Why is that, you ask.
No self-respecting disease
would go inside you.
by df
You might call this "SPAM".
Here's a website I enjoy:
Fuckpoets dot com.
by df
Get your tickets now
Darth Figpucker Meet and Greet
And get your shots, too.
by I Cantwait
Father in Law soup
Boil the Alzheimer
by Frugal
Potatoes, beans, and rice
are all rather boring foods
'til you jizz in them.
by
Sisters who murder.
Deceased husbands in garage
Just in time for wine
by Anonymous Poet
After fucking her,
he gave her oral pleasure.
She queefed in his mouth.
He swallowed and burped.
Pungent musty aroma.
Vinegar and booze.
by
There's no theme going.
If so, I don't want to know.
Blissfully stupid.
by
Sixth grade graduate.
Any excuse to get drunk.
And sing new pop songs.
by
She sat on a pole.
It went up her vagina.
And came out her mouth.
She died on the spot.
Surrounded by old perverts.
Shooting photographs.
by
Ghost pepper salsa.
Going in or coming out.
Either hurts so good.
by
The bread has rat poop.
Just pretend it's raisins.
Cinnamon, honey.
by
I got your message.
Sorry, I don't swing that way.
You lack tentacles.
by
You should try wiping
with a black sea cucumber.
Brings back memories.
by
It has come to this
Wiped my ass on the ship s mast
Sent Morse Code by farts
by Lost at Sea
What's the number of
your testicularity.
Count if you're not sure.
by
It has come to this
Wiped my ass on the ship
by Lost at Sea
Sentient veggies.
Listen to them scream in pain.
Makes burgers more fun.
by
Adrift on the sea
What looked like a snake or eel
Feces overboard!
by Anonymous Poet
New GMO corn.
Aware of the fact it will
come out in your poop.
by
May you find a large
bobbit worm in your swim trunks.
Emasculated.
by
Golfing is so fun
Especially ball washing
In front of others
by Are you alright? of Don
Let's work together
Spread
happiness with poems
Ok spread your legs
by Anonymous Poet
Unburden your load
Un cream the old cannoli
Depork the sausage
by Robot
When God boned Mary
(Deep Voice) "Was it good for you?"
Coming from the clouds
by Literally
The medical term
For pussy is vagina
That makes me chuckle
by Half of 100 is 50
Exalted heaven
Angels, God's Holy Spirit
And down below, Darth
by The Lord Laughs in Derision
Hard times for poets
All the best words are used up
But we soldier on
by Poet of Seriously
Jizzum jiggledJiggled
Wee piggies wiggle wiggled
I shit in your face
by Who am i
Sorry Figpucker
You became boring again.
That dull naughty talk...
by Anonymous Poet
Got neck vagina?
Try our discrete horse collar
In orange, of course
by Trachea Tampon
Psychiatric Help
You will not find any here
Consult the phone book
by Starkitten of Library
Blowjobs are boring
Repetitive and mundane
Yet I enjoy them
by Out of My fucking mind
jesus sucked my dick
Then god gave me a rimjob
Because,hey,why not?
by Straight out of Hell
Time to take your meds
We can't have you acting up
In the library
by Starkitten of Purrivate Purroperty
I'm at the prison
All douched and ready to go
Conjugal visit
by Beautiful of Prison
I once referred to
Cum as seminal fluid
And began to cry
by The tip of Your cock
I beat up jesus
Because he stole my girlfriend
And then fucked my wife
by Emerging out of Your shithole
Indeed it was, sir
He s quite fond of getting smeared
With
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Indeed it was, sir
He
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Was it a dachshund?
Please tell me it's a dachshund.
Fucking hate those things.
Unless they're in soup.
Add to the creamy goodness.
And yapping no more.
by df
Meticulous wank
Father cleaned every smidgen
Off the neighbor dog
by Good Neighborhood
I oft jizz my pants
when K-pop girls bend over.
Thank God for YouTube.
by df
Fucking statistics.
Math with vague definitions.
Is it even math?
I hate statistics.
Statistics teachers are shit.
Pure evil douche bags.
by df of A little consistency would be nice!
Someone snorted meth.
Writing bad haiku all day.
I think I like it!
by df of Props to the Lox Ness Monster
Talking bout a nerd
Such a ridiculous nerd
Nerd right to the core
by Nerd watch
Now Available
A Brief History of Dung
I forgot to flush
by Washroom goer of And I do mean Go
Baked to perfection
Modern Japanese cheesecake
Kimono tent pole
by Hacky saki of Hackensack NJ
Who reads poetry?
Blonde air head receptionists
Bird cage residents
by Dingbat
