It has come to this
Wiped my ass on the ship
by Lost at Sea
Sentient veggies.
Listen to them scream in pain.
Makes burgers more fun.
by
Adrift on the sea
What looked like a snake or eel
Feces overboard!
by Anonymous Poet
New GMO corn.
Aware of the fact it will
come out in your poop.
by
May you find a large
bobbit worm in your swim trunks.
Emasculated.
by
Golfing is so fun
Especially ball washing
In front of others
by Are you alright? of Don
Let's work together
Spread
happiness with poems
Ok spread your legs
by Anonymous Poet
Unburden your load
Un cream the old cannoli
Depork the sausage
by Robot
When God boned Mary
(Deep Voice) "Was it good for you?"
Coming from the clouds
by Literally
The medical term
For pussy is vagina
That makes me chuckle
by Half of 100 is 50
Exalted heaven
Angels, God's Holy Spirit
And down below, Darth
by The Lord Laughs in Derision
Hard times for poets
All the best words are used up
But we soldier on
by Poet of Seriously
Jizzum jiggledJiggled
Wee piggies wiggle wiggled
I shit in your face
by Who am i
Sorry Figpucker
You became boring again.
That dull naughty talk...
by Anonymous Poet
Got neck vagina?
Try our discrete horse collar
In orange, of course
by Trachea Tampon
Psychiatric Help
You will not find any here
Consult the phone book
by Starkitten of Library
Blowjobs are boring
Repetitive and mundane
Yet I enjoy them
by Out of My fucking mind
jesus sucked my dick
Then god gave me a rimjob
Because,hey,why not?
by Straight out of Hell
Time to take your meds
We can't have you acting up
In the library
by Starkitten of Purrivate Purroperty
I'm at the prison
All douched and ready to go
Conjugal visit
by Beautiful of Prison
I once referred to
Cum as seminal fluid
And began to cry
by The tip of Your cock
I beat up jesus
Because he stole my girlfriend
And then fucked my wife
by Emerging out of Your shithole
Indeed it was, sir
He s quite fond of getting smeared
With
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Indeed it was, sir
He
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Was it a dachshund?
Please tell me it's a dachshund.
Fucking hate those things.
Unless they're in soup.
Add to the creamy goodness.
And yapping no more.
by df
Meticulous wank
Father cleaned every smidgen
Off the neighbor dog
by Good Neighborhood
I oft jizz my pants
when K-pop girls bend over.
Thank God for YouTube.
by df
Fucking statistics.
Math with vague definitions.
Is it even math?
I hate statistics.
Statistics teachers are shit.
Pure evil douche bags.
by df of A little consistency would be nice!
Someone snorted meth.
Writing bad haiku all day.
I think I like it!
by df of Props to the Lox Ness Monster
Talking bout a nerd
Such a ridiculous nerd
Nerd right to the core
by Nerd watch
Now Available
A Brief History of Dung
I forgot to flush
by Washroom goer of And I do mean Go
Baked to perfection
Modern Japanese cheesecake
Kimono tent pole
by Hacky saki of Hackensack NJ
Who reads poetry?
Blonde air head receptionists
Bird cage residents
by Dingbat
Who reads poetry?
Substitute teachers on break
Outhouse docents
by Large Curd of Cottage made of Cheese
In my father s house
Insipid foolishness
Voodo and ill will
by Street kid of Street
In my father
by Street kid of Street
Hookers play rugby
Whores suck your dick for money
Hookers are NOT whores
by Your father's mistress of Your mother's house
I came too early
How long have we been dating?
You should expect that
by Premature ejaculator of Your pussy
Who reads poetry?
Bad poets, wannabe bards,
dissident misfits.
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
Violent criminal street thugs
and the POlice, too.
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
genderqueer feminist nuts
and disgruntled fools.
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
Milquetoasts and tax accountants
(and dashing villains !)
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
People tripping on acid,
Preparing for death!
by Anonymous Poet
Once, in my honor
Someone chucked a huge onion
Breaking a window
by Veggie tales
Who reads poetry?
People waiting in airports?
Laundromat patrons?
by Someone of Reading the phone book
Front porch rocking chair
Grandpa fucked an old dead fish
And ate it for lunch
by Porch stories
Bagel forehead bride
Tonight your hymen is toast
Served up with a schmear
by Lox Ness Monster
Colonoscopy
But the cleanout was half assed
Test results were fudged
by Noticer of Details of Here
Parasites are gross
Wish I had a microscope
Spray me with napalm
by It couldn't hurt of Living hell
