Who reads poetry?
Violent criminal street thugs
and the POlice, too.
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
genderqueer feminist nuts
and disgruntled fools.
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
Milquetoasts and tax accountants
(and dashing villains !)
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
People tripping on acid,
Preparing for death!
by Anonymous Poet
Once, in my honor
Someone chucked a huge onion
Breaking a window
by Veggie tales
Who reads poetry?
People waiting in airports?
Laundromat patrons?
by Someone of Reading the phone book
Front porch rocking chair
Grandpa fucked an old dead fish
And ate it for lunch
by Porch stories
Bagel forehead bride
Tonight your hymen is toast
Served up with a schmear
by Lox Ness Monster
Colonoscopy
But the cleanout was half assed
Test results were fudged
by Noticer of Details of Here
Parasites are gross
Wish I had a microscope
Spray me with napalm
by It couldn't hurt of Living hell
You fart on my dick
Each time that I buttfuck you
And I'm sick of it
by Lucifer of My ass
STD's include
Syphilis,Gonorrhea
Crabs,AIDS and herpes
by Satan of Hell
I solemnly swear
On this Jenga bible stack
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt!
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
I took a shit once
Looked like the Liberty Bell
Even had the crack
by Stoney Balboa of High AF can't run up steps
Why do people sneeze?
Molecules of dead mofos
Hitler is in your nose
by That foolish moustache tickles
John Boy Walton here
Remember those old sisters?
They tasted like fish!
by John Boy Walton of Walton
He sucks his own dick
But if he comes in his mouth
Does that make him gay
by Hitler's Rabbi of MI
How long should it take
To train monkeys to hold their
Feces underwater?
by U Cancomeupnowdarth
Guillotine line up
Extra thin sliced baloney
Just go in backwards
by Brain IAC of Here
People always say
Give Jesus all your problems
Give the guy a break
by Rural Guido of Rural
Please send provisions
I have no coffee or tea
No toilet paper
by Needy Poet
How is your bunghole?
Window to the soul backdoor
Brown flute toot salute
by Grunt
Deficiency in
political correctness
must be commended.
by Anonymous Poet
What if our assholes
Were tied in a double knot
Like a balloon end?
by God is Good
Hebrew National
I thought it was a racehorse
But it's a hot dog
by Gifeltebiscuit of OTB
If God loved the Earth
Why didst He give us poopholes
Bad outhouse gasses
by Belieber
Nationalism:
it's the new Globalism.
This is so much fun!
by Seeing Orange Russia-Colluding Nazis EVERYWHERE !
Deficiency in
political correctness
has brought me to this.
by Anonymous Poet
Use banana leaves.
Monkeys never need TP.
Only a target.
by Splat splat splat
Apologetic
I see your predicament
No toilet paper
by Henry David Thoroughly Wiped of I used it all
Guillotine line up.
Ba-CAWK; the final last words.
Treated like a queen.
by Anonymous Poet
I've been overwhelmed
by the banality of
your anality
by Anonymous Poet
Yellow, green, purple,
chartreuse, magenta, cyan,
Crayola skin tone.
by Anonymous Poet of Time out for not being PC
I swear it's not me.
You find that impossible,
but I swear it's true.
by Anonymous Poet
To be successful
eat two-plus chickens per day;
you might lay an egg.
by Anonymous Poet
When garbage goes in
but the processor is broken,
that's not a good thing.
by Anonymous Poet
How long should it take
to train monkeys to hold their
breaths underwater.
by Anonymous Poet
Celery crunches.
But only when it is fresh.
It's just like puppies.
by Anonymous Poet
The armpit sniffer
Walks on a tilt. Birkenstocks
She'll find the B O
by Anonymous Poet
The armpit sniffer
Walks on a tilt. Birkenstocks
She'll find the B O
by Anonymous Poet
Took off all my clothes
The dog is fascinated
My dink has no sheath
by Being a poet is strange
Sticky liquid trail
Followed it to a big tree
Keebler elf wanking
by Forrest Gunk
For just fifty cents
Enter the Smegmatron Dome
Good for what ails you
by Anonymous Poet
Brazilian hookers,
also known as prosti-toots,
fart on you for cash.
by df of How many is a brazilion?
That look in your eye
Do they even notice it?
Under the ski mask
by Innocent bystander of Standing by
Hunk of burning love
Backyard penis barbeque
Shimmy Shimmy Shake!
by Beehive Honeys Gone Wrong
There are parasites
draining away my life force.
No video game!
They live in my house,
sleeping under the same roof,
eating all my food.
There is never thanks.
Will they miss me when I'm dead.
Think I'll go jogging.
by Come on, brain, start bleeding again! I am in need of much alcohol
There's rum in my balls.
I always carry my balls.
Can't be forgotten.
Preemptive retard.
Fetal alcohol syndrome
before conception.
Would you like a drink?
Ethanol protein milk shake.
Drunk body builders.
by df
You walked in on it
The primal scene. Primal scream
It can't be unseen
by Blind of Dad's anteater
