Please send provisions
I have no coffee or tea
No toilet paper
by Needy Poet
How is your bunghole?
Window to the soul backdoor
Brown flute toot salute
by Grunt
Deficiency in
political correctness
must be commended.
by Anonymous Poet
What if our assholes
Were tied in a double knot
Like a balloon end?
by God is Good
Hebrew National
I thought it was a racehorse
But it's a hot dog
by Gifeltebiscuit of OTB
If God loved the Earth
Why didst He give us poopholes
Bad outhouse gasses
by Belieber
Nationalism:
it's the new Globalism.
This is so much fun!
by Seeing Orange Russia-Colluding Nazis EVERYWHERE !
Deficiency in
political correctness
has brought me to this.
by Anonymous Poet
Use banana leaves.
Monkeys never need TP.
Only a target.
by Splat splat splat
Apologetic
I see your predicament
No toilet paper
by Henry David Thoroughly Wiped of I used it all
Guillotine line up.
Ba-CAWK; the final last words.
Treated like a queen.
by Anonymous Poet
I've been overwhelmed
by the banality of
your anality
by Anonymous Poet
Yellow, green, purple,
chartreuse, magenta, cyan,
Crayola skin tone.
by Anonymous Poet of Time out for not being PC
I swear it's not me.
You find that impossible,
but I swear it's true.
by Anonymous Poet
To be successful
eat two-plus chickens per day;
you might lay an egg.
by Anonymous Poet
When garbage goes in
but the processor is broken,
that's not a good thing.
by Anonymous Poet
How long should it take
to train monkeys to hold their
breaths underwater.
by Anonymous Poet
Celery crunches.
But only when it is fresh.
It's just like puppies.
by Anonymous Poet
The armpit sniffer
Walks on a tilt. Birkenstocks
She'll find the B O
by Anonymous Poet
The armpit sniffer
Walks on a tilt. Birkenstocks
She'll find the B O
by Anonymous Poet
Took off all my clothes
The dog is fascinated
My dink has no sheath
by Being a poet is strange
Sticky liquid trail
Followed it to a big tree
Keebler elf wanking
by Forrest Gunk
For just fifty cents
Enter the Smegmatron Dome
Good for what ails you
by Anonymous Poet
Brazilian hookers,
also known as prosti-toots,
fart on you for cash.
by df of How many is a brazilion?
That look in your eye
Do they even notice it?
Under the ski mask
by Innocent bystander of Standing by
Hunk of burning love
Backyard penis barbeque
Shimmy Shimmy Shake!
by Beehive Honeys Gone Wrong
There are parasites
draining away my life force.
No video game!
They live in my house,
sleeping under the same roof,
eating all my food.
There is never thanks.
Will they miss me when I'm dead.
Think I'll go jogging.
by Come on, brain, start bleeding again! I am in need of much alcohol
There's rum in my balls.
I always carry my balls.
Can't be forgotten.
Preemptive retard.
Fetal alcohol syndrome
before conception.
Would you like a drink?
Ethanol protein milk shake.
Drunk body builders.
by df
You walked in on it
The primal scene. Primal scream
It can't be unseen
by Blind of Dad's anteater
King of Satan, my friend
Pigs wet farts and private parts
Weeeeeeeee all the way home
by Stan of Here
King of Satan, my friend
Pigs wet farts and private parts
Weeeeeeeee all the way home
by Stan of Here
You forgot rum balls
A hole in your pants pocket
Sweet Tooth satisfied
by Looskoothi of Bus
Satan, Santa, Nastaa, Nestea, instant powdered shit evil buttfuckers chocolate guilty fat cookie eggnog jizz cookie eating destroyer of all that is good and holy... Pass another one of those pot brownies, dude.
by You know you love drugs, admit it!
Writing more poems
At the behest of Satan
I meant to say, Stan
by Anonymous Poet
Spring contemplation
Examining my undies
mud season again
by Rural Guido
Spring contemplation
Examining my undies
mud season again
by Rural Guido
International
Black autistic poetry
month is upon us!
Oooo, it's all sticky.
Oh, no, please God, get off!
It's smothering me!
by df
I'd rather have a
maxi pad with chicken wings.
Extra spicy, please.
by df
Everybody's got
Something to hide except for
Me and my monkey
by Charles Darwin of John Lennon's House
Hey Haiku misfits:
National Poetry Month
is soon upon us...
http://tinyurl.com/y4p7t3ev
by Useless Poetaster of April
Red Bull gives you wings.
Pour it on a maxi-pad.
Maxi pad with wings.
by df
Nothing helps my brain.
Perhaps I should by tampons.
Cerebral tampons.
by df
Personally I
prefer Bo Burnham's show "What?"
He's a crazy kid.
by df
Got to watch Brass Eye
It's like Python on steroids
(from the mid 90s)
https://youtu.be/9rGI_-nKoJc
by Brit Humor Helps My Brain
Yes, I like Python.
I am not a fanatic.
But they are okay.
Just like lumberjacks.
Did you like their reunion?
Respect to the dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSgOKjvjSCY
First 10 minutes are worth watching.
You'll roll laughing.
by df
His own furry dog
by Anonymous Poet
Guy woke from a dream
Chewbacca giving him head
T
by Ray Bies
Darth you like Python?
I am surprised by this fact.
I saw them live once.
by NYC 1976 of Spanish Inquisition
Once a nerd couple
bought a Fleshlight and dildo.
The gadgets had sex.
The nerds ate popcorn,
watched Star Wars, and thrusted their
sex toys while laughing.
You'd make a fortune
selling light saber sex toys
to Star Wars perverts.
by Darth FanthaBucker
Happy Meal concept
Targeted for the mothers
Includes vibrator
by Ronald McDildo of Fish Delight
