Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

jesus sucked my dick
Then god gave me a rimjob
Because,hey,why not?
Haiku # 63361, April 3, 2019 10:01 am ET
by Straight out of Hell
Time to take your meds
We can't have you acting up
In the library
Haiku # 63360, April 3, 2019 12:50 am ET
by Starkitten of Purrivate Purroperty
I'm at the prison
All douched and ready to go
Conjugal visit
Haiku # 63359, April 3, 2019 12:48 am ET
by Beautiful of Prison
I once referred to
Cum as seminal fluid
And began to cry
Haiku # 63358, April 3, 2019 12:41 am ET
by The tip of Your cock
I beat up jesus
Because he stole my girlfriend
And then fucked my wife
Haiku # 63357, April 3, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Emerging out of Your shithole
Indeed it was, sir
He s quite fond of getting smeared
With
Haiku # 63356, April 2, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Indeed it was, sir
He
Haiku # 63355, April 2, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Was it a dachshund?
Please tell me it's a dachshund.
Fucking hate those things.

Unless they're in soup.
Add to the creamy goodness.
And yapping no more.
Haiku # 63354, April 2, 2019 9:51 pm ET
by df
Meticulous wank
Father cleaned every smidgen
Off the neighbor dog
Haiku # 63353, April 2, 2019 9:08 pm ET
by Good Neighborhood
I oft jizz my pants
when K-pop girls bend over.
Thank God for YouTube.
Haiku # 63352, April 2, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by df
Fucking statistics.
Math with vague definitions.
Is it even math?

I hate statistics.
Statistics teachers are shit.
Pure evil douche bags.
Haiku # 63351, April 2, 2019 8:49 pm ET
by df of A little consistency would be nice!
Someone snorted meth.
Writing bad haiku all day.
I think I like it!
Haiku # 63350, April 2, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by df of Props to the Lox Ness Monster
Talking bout a nerd
Such a ridiculous nerd
Nerd right to the core
Haiku # 63349, April 2, 2019 6:43 pm ET
by Nerd watch
Now Available
A Brief History of Dung
I forgot to flush
Haiku # 63348, April 2, 2019 6:39 pm ET
by Washroom goer of And I do mean Go
Baked to perfection
Modern Japanese cheesecake
Kimono tent pole
Haiku # 63347, April 2, 2019 5:29 pm ET
by Hacky saki of Hackensack NJ
Who reads poetry?
Blonde air head receptionists
Bird cage residents
Haiku # 63346, April 2, 2019 3:40 pm ET
by Dingbat
Who reads poetry?
Substitute teachers on break
Outhouse docents
Haiku # 63345, April 2, 2019 2:37 pm ET
by Large Curd of Cottage made of Cheese
In my father s house
Insipid foolishness
Voodo and ill will
Haiku # 63344, April 2, 2019 2:27 pm ET
by Street kid of Street
In my father
Haiku # 63343, April 2, 2019 2:26 pm ET
by Street kid of Street
Hookers play rugby
Whores suck your dick for money
Hookers are NOT whores
Haiku # 63342, April 2, 2019 2:13 pm ET
by Your father's mistress of Your mother's house
I came too early
How long have we been dating?
You should expect that
Haiku # 63341, April 2, 2019 12:10 pm ET
by Premature ejaculator of Your pussy
Who reads poetry?
Bad poets, wannabe bards,
dissident misfits.
Haiku # 63340, April 2, 2019 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
Violent criminal street thugs
and the POlice, too.
Haiku # 63339, April 2, 2019 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
genderqueer feminist nuts
and disgruntled fools.
Haiku # 63338, April 2, 2019 9:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
Milquetoasts and tax accountants
(and dashing villains !)
Haiku # 63337, April 2, 2019 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
People tripping on acid,
Preparing for death!
Haiku # 63336, April 2, 2019 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Once, in my honor
Someone chucked a huge onion
Breaking a window
Haiku # 63335, April 2, 2019 6:15 am ET
by Veggie tales
Who reads poetry?
People waiting in airports?
Laundromat patrons?
Haiku # 63334, April 2, 2019 6:12 am ET
by Someone of Reading the phone book
I
Haiku # 63333, April 2, 2019 4:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Front porch rocking chair
Grandpa fucked an old dead fish
And ate it for lunch
Haiku # 63332, April 2, 2019 4:08 am ET
by Porch stories
Bagel forehead bride
Tonight your hymen is toast
Served up with a schmear
Haiku # 63331, April 2, 2019 3:37 am ET
by Lox Ness Monster
Colonoscopy
But the cleanout was half assed
Test results were fudged
Haiku # 63330, April 2, 2019 3:28 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Here
Parasites are gross
Wish I had a microscope
Spray me with napalm
Haiku # 63329, April 2, 2019 3:22 am ET
by It couldn't hurt of Living hell
You fart on my dick
Each time that I buttfuck you
And I'm sick of it
Haiku # 63328, April 2, 2019 3:17 am ET
by Lucifer of My ass
STD's include
Syphilis,Gonorrhea
Crabs,AIDS and herpes
Haiku # 63327, April 2, 2019 3:04 am ET
by Satan of Hell
I solemnly swear
On this Jenga bible stack
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt!
Haiku # 63326, April 2, 2019 2:12 am ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
I took a shit once
Looked like the Liberty Bell
Even had the crack
Haiku # 63325, April 2, 2019 2:09 am ET
by Stoney Balboa of High AF can't run up steps
Why do people sneeze?
Molecules of dead mofos
Hitler is in your nose
Haiku # 63324, April 2, 2019 2:06 am ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
John Boy Walton here
Remember those old sisters?
They tasted like fish!
Haiku # 63323, April 2, 2019 1:00 am ET
by John Boy Walton of Walton
He sucks his own dick
But if he comes in his mouth
Does that make him gay
Haiku # 63322, April 2, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Hitler's Rabbi of MI
How long should it take
To train monkeys to hold their
Feces underwater?
Haiku # 63321, April 1, 2019 11:04 pm ET
by U Cancomeupnowdarth
Guillotine line up
Extra thin sliced baloney
Just go in backwards
Haiku # 63320, April 1, 2019 1:22 pm ET
by Brain IAC of Here
People always say
Give Jesus all your problems
Give the guy a break
Haiku # 63319, April 1, 2019 12:58 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Rural
Please send provisions
I have no coffee or tea
No toilet paper
Haiku # 63318, April 1, 2019 12:55 pm ET
by Needy Poet
How is your bunghole?
Window to the soul backdoor
Brown flute toot salute
Haiku # 63317, April 1, 2019 12:00 pm ET
by Grunt
Deficiency in
political correctness
must be commended.
Haiku # 63316, April 1, 2019 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What if our assholes
Were tied in a double knot
Like a balloon end?
Haiku # 63315, April 1, 2019 11:30 am ET
by God is Good
Hebrew National
I thought it was a racehorse
But it's a hot dog
Haiku # 63314, April 1, 2019 11:25 am ET
by Gifeltebiscuit of OTB
If God loved the Earth
Why didst He give us poopholes
Bad outhouse gasses
Haiku # 63313, April 1, 2019 11:20 am ET
by Belieber
Nationalism:
it's the new Globalism.
This is so much fun!
Haiku # 63312, April 1, 2019 11:20 am ET
by Seeing Orange Russia-Colluding Nazis EVERYWHERE !
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