Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 188 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

Hard times for poets
All the best words are used up
But we soldier on
Haiku # 63367, April 3, 2019 3:43 pm ET
by Poet of Seriously
Jizzum jiggledJiggled
Wee piggies wiggle wiggled
I shit in your face
Haiku # 63366, April 3, 2019 3:40 pm ET
by Who am i
Sorry Figpucker
You became boring again.
That dull naughty talk...
Haiku # 63365, April 3, 2019 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got neck vagina?
Try our discrete horse collar
In orange, of course
Haiku # 63364, April 3, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Trachea Tampon
Psychiatric Help
You will not find any here
Consult the phone book
Haiku # 63363, April 3, 2019 1:04 pm ET
by Starkitten of Library
Blowjobs are boring
Repetitive and mundane
Yet I enjoy them
Haiku # 63362, April 3, 2019 12:30 pm ET
by Out of My fucking mind
jesus sucked my dick
Then god gave me a rimjob
Because,hey,why not?
Haiku # 63361, April 3, 2019 10:01 am ET
by Straight out of Hell
Time to take your meds
We can't have you acting up
In the library
Haiku # 63360, April 3, 2019 12:50 am ET
by Starkitten of Purrivate Purroperty
I'm at the prison
All douched and ready to go
Conjugal visit
Haiku # 63359, April 3, 2019 12:48 am ET
by Beautiful of Prison
I once referred to
Cum as seminal fluid
And began to cry
Haiku # 63358, April 3, 2019 12:41 am ET
by The tip of Your cock
I beat up jesus
Because he stole my girlfriend
And then fucked my wife
Haiku # 63357, April 3, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Emerging out of Your shithole
Indeed it was, sir
He s quite fond of getting smeared
With
Haiku # 63356, April 2, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Indeed it was, sir
He
Haiku # 63355, April 2, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by Pardon me of Got Grey Poupon?
Was it a dachshund?
Please tell me it's a dachshund.
Fucking hate those things.

Unless they're in soup.
Add to the creamy goodness.
And yapping no more.
Haiku # 63354, April 2, 2019 9:51 pm ET
by df
Meticulous wank
Father cleaned every smidgen
Off the neighbor dog
Haiku # 63353, April 2, 2019 9:08 pm ET
by Good Neighborhood
I oft jizz my pants
when K-pop girls bend over.
Thank God for YouTube.
Haiku # 63352, April 2, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by df
Fucking statistics.
Math with vague definitions.
Is it even math?

I hate statistics.
Statistics teachers are shit.
Pure evil douche bags.
Haiku # 63351, April 2, 2019 8:49 pm ET
by df of A little consistency would be nice!
Someone snorted meth.
Writing bad haiku all day.
I think I like it!
Haiku # 63350, April 2, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by df of Props to the Lox Ness Monster
Talking bout a nerd
Such a ridiculous nerd
Nerd right to the core
Haiku # 63349, April 2, 2019 6:43 pm ET
by Nerd watch
Now Available
A Brief History of Dung
I forgot to flush
Haiku # 63348, April 2, 2019 6:39 pm ET
by Washroom goer of And I do mean Go
Baked to perfection
Modern Japanese cheesecake
Kimono tent pole
Haiku # 63347, April 2, 2019 5:29 pm ET
by Hacky saki of Hackensack NJ
Who reads poetry?
Blonde air head receptionists
Bird cage residents
Haiku # 63346, April 2, 2019 3:40 pm ET
by Dingbat
Who reads poetry?
Substitute teachers on break
Outhouse docents
Haiku # 63345, April 2, 2019 2:37 pm ET
by Large Curd of Cottage made of Cheese
In my father s house
Insipid foolishness
Voodo and ill will
Haiku # 63344, April 2, 2019 2:27 pm ET
by Street kid of Street
In my father
Haiku # 63343, April 2, 2019 2:26 pm ET
by Street kid of Street
Hookers play rugby
Whores suck your dick for money
Hookers are NOT whores
Haiku # 63342, April 2, 2019 2:13 pm ET
by Your father's mistress of Your mother's house
I came too early
How long have we been dating?
You should expect that
Haiku # 63341, April 2, 2019 12:10 pm ET
by Premature ejaculator of Your pussy
Who reads poetry?
Bad poets, wannabe bards,
dissident misfits.
Haiku # 63340, April 2, 2019 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
Violent criminal street thugs
and the POlice, too.
Haiku # 63339, April 2, 2019 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
genderqueer feminist nuts
and disgruntled fools.
Haiku # 63338, April 2, 2019 9:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
Milquetoasts and tax accountants
(and dashing villains !)
Haiku # 63337, April 2, 2019 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who reads poetry?
People tripping on acid,
Preparing for death!
Haiku # 63336, April 2, 2019 9:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Once, in my honor
Someone chucked a huge onion
Breaking a window
Haiku # 63335, April 2, 2019 6:15 am ET
by Veggie tales
Who reads poetry?
People waiting in airports?
Laundromat patrons?
Haiku # 63334, April 2, 2019 6:12 am ET
by Someone of Reading the phone book
I
Haiku # 63333, April 2, 2019 4:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Front porch rocking chair
Grandpa fucked an old dead fish
And ate it for lunch
Haiku # 63332, April 2, 2019 4:08 am ET
by Porch stories
Bagel forehead bride
Tonight your hymen is toast
Served up with a schmear
Haiku # 63331, April 2, 2019 3:37 am ET
by Lox Ness Monster
Colonoscopy
But the cleanout was half assed
Test results were fudged
Haiku # 63330, April 2, 2019 3:28 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Here
Parasites are gross
Wish I had a microscope
Spray me with napalm
Haiku # 63329, April 2, 2019 3:22 am ET
by It couldn't hurt of Living hell
You fart on my dick
Each time that I buttfuck you
And I'm sick of it
Haiku # 63328, April 2, 2019 3:17 am ET
by Lucifer of My ass
STD's include
Syphilis,Gonorrhea
Crabs,AIDS and herpes
Haiku # 63327, April 2, 2019 3:04 am ET
by Satan of Hell
I solemnly swear
On this Jenga bible stack
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt!
Haiku # 63326, April 2, 2019 2:12 am ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
I took a shit once
Looked like the Liberty Bell
Even had the crack
Haiku # 63325, April 2, 2019 2:09 am ET
by Stoney Balboa of High AF can't run up steps
Why do people sneeze?
Molecules of dead mofos
Hitler is in your nose
Haiku # 63324, April 2, 2019 2:06 am ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
John Boy Walton here
Remember those old sisters?
They tasted like fish!
Haiku # 63323, April 2, 2019 1:00 am ET
by John Boy Walton of Walton
He sucks his own dick
But if he comes in his mouth
Does that make him gay
Haiku # 63322, April 2, 2019 12:30 am ET
by Hitler's Rabbi of MI
How long should it take
To train monkeys to hold their
Feces underwater?
Haiku # 63321, April 1, 2019 11:04 pm ET
by U Cancomeupnowdarth
Guillotine line up
Extra thin sliced baloney
Just go in backwards
Haiku # 63320, April 1, 2019 1:22 pm ET
by Brain IAC of Here
People always say
Give Jesus all your problems
Give the guy a break
Haiku # 63319, April 1, 2019 12:58 pm ET
by Rural Guido of Rural
Please send provisions
I have no coffee or tea
No toilet paper
Haiku # 63318, April 1, 2019 12:55 pm ET
by Needy Poet
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