With a name like that
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It has to be good
by Starkitten of Library
Jogging shorts too short.
Try for a quarter mile sprint,
mister dink flops out.
Sorry 'bout that, girls.
Now just try to unsee that!
High school running track.
by df
Jogging does seem to bring back the brain pain. But strangely on opposite side from where it used to be. Maybe the bleeding is shifting around or something. I really hope this kills me. Life has gotten to be... I mean, jeez, it's like a prison. Really.
Alcohol. That's what I need!
by df
I let it jiggle.
But that's what I always do.
sometimes it sneaks out.
by df
Wet stain on sweatpants
Darth, is that perspiration?
by The Importance of Physical Exercise
Shorts over sweatpants
Ready to wrestle gators
Balut egg, Rocky
by Spectator of Sidelines
Do you wear a cup?
I mean, when you jog around?
Just let it jiggle?
by Ivana Noe of I don
And most people jog
to live longer, not to die.
Wish me lots of luck.
by Anonymous Poet
Imagine there's no Darth Figpucker.
It's easy if you try.
No shit haiku below us.
Above us only politics, religion, and vhs.
I wonder what ever happened to Iamback. He was a funny guy. Talking about Darth Gaydar and Nipress... whatever the hell that is. Maybe if I'm gone he will come back out of hiding. Maybe he's in prison. Fucking Juggalo loser. Woot woot.
Jogging a few miles every day seems to be making my head feel strange again... Some vitamin E and other blood thinners... maybe a stiff drink at night. No more of this shit life. I mean, you have a be a real fucking work of art to try to post on here all the time... Well, at least it's not Farcebook. Even I don't sink that low.
by df
Some are born in shit.
They are born, they live and die
In deep filth of shit.
by Anonymous Poet
Darthless Bad Haiku
That would be a lovely thing . . .
Figpucker-free verse
by Anonymous Poet
Note: Gruesome footage
I never clip my toenails
Never wash my feet
by Starkitten
My cunts bigger than your cunt.
My cunts bigger than yours.
My cunts bigger 'cause it gets
huge black cocks.
My cunts bigger than yours.
by Funtcart Funtcart Funt.
Cats about fight.
Sounds like karaoke bar
in the Philippines.
by df
Has anyone seen Garth?
by Anonymous Poet
Cyclonic fart bomb
Homeland Insecurity
Porcelain rocket
by Brown Smudge of Do not fly list
Tootsie Roll swirly
Spot on accurate fork assed
Brownie, Incoming!
by Weather Guru of Atmospheric pressure
I, Balloon Poet
Shall rise high and pierce yon clouds
With my erection
by High of Higher
It is for you to guess
Whether I occupy this
Jiffy Pop corn tin
by Higher of Higher
And with that, I fly
Nay, I soar, high above all
Previous poets
by Flying of High
A bit of whiskey
Lubricated poem hole
Effortless discharge
by Plonking of Toilet
Great way to go out
Sayonara,heaving snail
Your trail is yet moist
by Funny thing moving under kimono
She took a licking
Cause of death: Cunnilingus
And she stopped ticking
by Petit mort
I bribed my way up
Top rung of haiku ladder
I piss on you all
by Top of Ladder of Highest rung
Nedra was her name
She had surreal drooping teats
Gave me a boner
by Art lover
I have disrobed now
Feeling inebriated
God, am I hairy
by Introspective of Behind closed doors
That us how I roll
Give us your Tootsie update
Howz your Tootsie hole?
by Anonymous Poet
oh fuck now what is
he trying to do with that dildoe
a fucking hole in one?
by vhs
Philippines poet
Found face down in a fresh pool
Of his own haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Darth, a poltergeist
We can only imagine
The shenanigans
by He's here of Here
Favourite position
Of soon to be ex husband
Hunched over iPad
by Gay Divorcee
you won't have peace if
you don't make peace on this end
you know what i believe...
by vhs
I won't let you have
a leaving quite yet, you know
you can go but...pfft...
and so it goes
by vhs
Vitamin E thins blood.
I'll take some and go jogging.
Make brain bleed again.
This time stay quiet.
Wife wakes up to a cold corpse.
And I will have peace.
So will bad haiku.
No more "Philippines toilets."
No more "dog pot pie."
Fuck this shitty world.
Thank God we're not immortal.
Get me out of here.
by df
Oysters on half shell.
Enterprise looks like a clam.
Fire spooge torpedoes!
by df
Sign this disclaimer
If you get knocked unconscious
When I belly dance
by Shakzilla
Shatner oyster gob
Potent Aphrodisiac
Enter at own risk
by Greasy chicken
Like I just saw you
In the Mystery Machine
I love you, Scooby
by Smooches
At Japanese house
Please take off shoes then come in
Proper etiquette
Over at my place
Please take off all clothes. Come in.
Well cum mat is out
by Hostess with the mostest of Moist makers
Up in the window
I m wearing Mother s bathrobe
Pink underpanties
by Norman Bates of Window vicinity
Up in the window
I
by Norman Bates of Window vicinity
My mother said to
get things done you better not
mess with Major Tom.
by
Cereal is good
Perverted Cookie Jarvis
Oh that poor woman
by Glory To God
I made a Tootsie
Thought of you for a moment
And your spraying ways
by I heart toilet paper of 2-ply smile
Remember the time
We pretended we were bears
And mauled the post man?
by Bath Saltz
Jesus had it rough
Never had a grandfather
Live in someone's mouth
Who was God's father
Did he have a Godfather
I just can't even
by Oh, bother
Christian fucking shit.
I should have said Tootsie Roll.
Sometimes we need shit.
YouTube Jesus spam.
If he were real, he'd be proud.
Bathroom wall scripture!
by df
https://youtu.be/L4e2ST3evmU
by 2nd one is good
Granddad's foul anus
has always lived in my mouth.
Ask him; he's right here...
Yep, that Figpucker
grandson o' mine loves to eat
old mens' foul arseholes.
by df
Grand-dad's foul anus
Lives again in your own mouth.
Or is it your mind?
by Anonymous Poet
