I bribed my way up
Top rung of haiku ladder
I piss on you all
by Top of Ladder of Highest rung
Nedra was her name
She had surreal drooping teats
Gave me a boner
by Art lover
I have disrobed now
Feeling inebriated
God, am I hairy
by Introspective of Behind closed doors
That us how I roll
Give us your Tootsie update
Howz your Tootsie hole?
by Anonymous Poet
oh fuck now what is
he trying to do with that dildoe
a fucking hole in one?
by vhs
Philippines poet
Found face down in a fresh pool
Of his own haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Darth, a poltergeist
We can only imagine
The shenanigans
by He's here of Here
Favourite position
Of soon to be ex husband
Hunched over iPad
by Gay Divorcee
you won't have peace if
you don't make peace on this end
you know what i believe...
by vhs
I won't let you have
a leaving quite yet, you know
you can go but...pfft...
and so it goes
by vhs
Vitamin E thins blood.
I'll take some and go jogging.
Make brain bleed again.
This time stay quiet.
Wife wakes up to a cold corpse.
And I will have peace.
So will bad haiku.
No more "Philippines toilets."
No more "dog pot pie."
Fuck this shitty world.
Thank God we're not immortal.
Get me out of here.
by df
Oysters on half shell.
Enterprise looks like a clam.
Fire spooge torpedoes!
by df
Sign this disclaimer
If you get knocked unconscious
When I belly dance
by Shakzilla
Shatner oyster gob
Potent Aphrodisiac
Enter at own risk
by Greasy chicken
Like I just saw you
In the Mystery Machine
I love you, Scooby
by Smooches
At Japanese house
Please take off shoes then come in
Proper etiquette
Over at my place
Please take off all clothes. Come in.
Well cum mat is out
by Hostess with the mostest of Moist makers
Up in the window
I m wearing Mother s bathrobe
Pink underpanties
by Norman Bates of Window vicinity
Up in the window
I
by Norman Bates of Window vicinity
My mother said to
get things done you better not
mess with Major Tom.
by
Cereal is good
Perverted Cookie Jarvis
Oh that poor woman
by Glory To God
I made a Tootsie
Thought of you for a moment
And your spraying ways
by I heart toilet paper of 2-ply smile
Remember the time
We pretended we were bears
And mauled the post man?
by Bath Saltz
Jesus had it rough
Never had a grandfather
Live in someone's mouth
Who was God's father
Did he have a Godfather
I just can't even
by Oh, bother
Christian fucking shit.
I should have said Tootsie Roll.
Sometimes we need shit.
YouTube Jesus spam.
If he were real, he'd be proud.
Bathroom wall scripture!
by df
https://youtu.be/L4e2ST3evmU
by 2nd one is good
Granddad's foul anus
has always lived in my mouth.
Ask him; he's right here...
Yep, that Figpucker
grandson o' mine loves to eat
old mens' foul arseholes.
by df
Grand-dad's foul anus
Lives again in your own mouth.
Or is it your mind?
by Anonymous Poet
I am getting old.
I had something foul to say.
Forgot what it was.
by df of Time for the nursing home.
Unwrap my tootsie
More meaty than a Werthers
Grandad's foul anus
by Caved in of Front porch
Keep the front dirty
Effective man repellent
Reversed with fly strip
by If need be
After I haiku
I reach for the spray nozzle
Hose the syllables
by Leaving it fresh for you of Sanitized for your protection and candy ass
That's why we inhale
Capture all the reefer madness
Sky High Zooming by
Allow me to add
Billy Shatner's epic spooge
Slides down like butter
by Trekkie (glugging the glue) of I'd drain Spock, too
I hate it when the
location gets backed up right
next to the haiku.
by df
You should buy all three.
Get erect without jock itch
and a nice calm high.
by What more could you ask for?!... Well, of course beside 3 hot 20 yo Korean prostitutes taking turns gyrating on your boner.
Fungus destroyer
Cannabliss CBD oil
Get rock hard today
by Who I get email from
My mind's eye sees it
The gentle hearted poet
Reaching for the spray
by I'll send you a roll of Place with toilet paper
Imagine a world
Where everyone wipes the ass
Of the next person
by Let's help each other of The world
It's easy to spray.
Wiping requires more stretch.
Be clean for your man!
by df
I couldn't live there
No range of motion at all
Smelly Arthritis
by Google smelly arthritis joke
A raging woody
Rage against the tangerine
And his orange peen
by Poet of Know it
Free bottom cleaning.
Step right up, I'll spray your ass.
Tootsie Rolls be gone!
by df
My special treatment.
Bend over so I can spray.
Gay bar night out prep.
by df
There was never rage.
I'm completely in control.
My sweet Tootsie Roll.
I guess Trump is a
Cheeto flavored Tootsie Rolle.
It's fact; there's no rage.
Artificial cheese.
Hydrogenated palm fat.
Salt and orange dye.
by df
The Tootsie Roll hole
or Tootsie Roll factory;
either suffices.
And I guess that farts
can be Tootsie Roll vapors.
Sort of like vaping.
by df
We're all coming there
You can wipe our Tootsie holes
See Darth's Tootsie Pop
by Owl of How many licks does it take?
Don't call it asshole
Now it's the Tootsie Roll hole
Tootsie in the bowl
by Tootsie home goal
Your rage against Trump:
completely irrational,
Since you are Tootsie.
by Darth of On a Roll, Toots...
Saying Donald Trump
is a big fat Tootsie Roll
insults Tootsie Rolls.
by df
If I were insane,
the first thing that I would do
is throw Tootsie Rolls.
by df
You ass might get wet,
but only very slightly,
and Tootsie Roll free!
by df
