With enormous zest
the old woman scratched her ass.
Near ripped her panties.

The filthy old drunk
moaned as he humped the sidewalk,
having found true love.

They know happiness.
More than I can say for you,
miserable poet!

Emily Post erred.
She neglected to mention
road kill etiquette.

It is proper to
make love to your road kill first
before serving it?

And if so, should one
discuss this at the table
or don't tell the guests?

What wine should be served?
Which hooch goes best with possum
and won't come back up?

Buy a rubber suit
that allows you to suck farts
like scuba divers.

Buy a rubber suit
that allows you to suck farts
like scuba divers.

Do not eat boogers.
Find a better protein source.
Ask your local vet.

Some men fuck chickens.
Others rape them, but real men
make love to their hens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo

well it's still here but
we do post again, again
casey up at bat

My vagina hurts.
Oh, wait, I have a penis.
that would explain it.

it's quiet by the
old website like an old bar
old timers only

i wonder if there
was a website called badger
haiku in the past

pan galactic and
gargle, crushed the mind with a
gold brick so they say

don't forget your towel my froods

hernia repaired
though my balzac is blackened
and my manhood bruised

Oh, that reminds me:
Towel Day is approaching.
You know what I mean.

Some froods might call it
"International", but it's
"Intergalactic".

Vogon poetry
Is a must during these weeks
so expect the worst.

After a bad flu,
snotted so hard it's like a
nasal orgasm.

Thick and congealed.
My sinuses feel emptied.
And now I can breathe.

That does not make sense.
I am totally lost now.
Crackers curb sex... HOW?

graham crackers were
meant to cut down on sex but
someone thought it was

a great idea to
put peanut butter on them
and they do taste good

Telll me you don't eat
Graham cracker hamburgers;
that would be... nasty.

the day has won but
hope is rising, i am not
used to having hope

summer

somehow grahams number
became a meme at my job
but its a kitchen

and i love the stuff
like...burger...burger...burger!!
grahams burgers...yes?

summer

How often can one
solve quadratic equations
in one day for cash

before utterly
losing one's mind and running
outside nude and hard

screaming to the world
"Come get some big hard math cock,
fucking equations!"

My wife's ass is huge.
I get more enjoyment from
posting haiku here.

It's been a long time
since I've posted Viagra
spam to piss you off.

www.cheapviagrafromcanadabutreallyfromchina.com

well gotta get the
gattah...CHOOT DA GATTAH, CHOOT
It CHOOT DA GATTAH!

summer

It's interesting
Watching the bait squirm around
Before it's eaten.

if i were ego
tripping on fame gen x
would def. not care....fall

The best flautus are produced with flautas.

Flautus:
farting into a flute with enough velocity as to produce a flute sound.

well i know you are
a real doll miss, and memes me
makes men moxie

so it is shut down
a broken thing being chill
kick thou in the arse

Core is the answer
Yes, we know what your seeking
And soon comes the fall

well i train a new
one tomorrow perhaps we
be feeling good, aight?

Imagining John
The dishwasher in Limbo
Only one smiling
: D

updating life the
spaces are empty urban
explorers prevail

the day is nigh...now
tourists, air conditioners
selfies w lobster traps

i read tarot and
i pray, must be malfunction
faith wise here right now

im not sure what to
say in this era...just wait, see
and survive to see

drencrom is also
the name of a black metal
band, so 'satanic'

im not really
shocked by skeletons giving
women sex acts on

album covers anymore

woo...latex pony girls...i married someone who was into that...funny
if that became real, and we were happy

heres the thing...ash is
not real, not who is posting
in real life...hes real

but like vhs and df
and others this is just like
so much else and i

see, an escape, in
the end it does matter but
it should not, really

well youre still here, and
i am too...and this place is
and im posting now

there's this empty shell
that still reminds me of you
too infrequently

Drencrom is basically an adrenaline derivative but has never been proven to be effective. It was given some hype I think by Fear and Loathing where Thompson made up some kind of fictional drug derived from the adrenal gland. I don't think I'm going to chew up any hijacked adrenal glands from a mortuary or anything in an attempt to get high. Especially since it's doubtful that it would work.

one moloko drencrom
add hersheys syrup, now what
does drencrom do again?

drink a beer at once
at the same time fiftf of may
sychronized de myo

lesson do not cry
over spilled seed though onan
certainly did so...

someone lost their temper
over spilled birdseed on the
ground today, i kicked

a plastic tote and
broke it, and was told to replace
it, life is funny

im not inspired
friends are not well, i fear health
psychopaths have it easy

Captchas that have worked:
poop, ass pie, monkey balls, dork,
huge dildo, zit bags.

John F Kennedy
had lots and lots of sex with
Marilyn Manson.

mayday, mayday, i
feel like the song hurt cuz all
i know in the end

go away

ive books on my bed
im sleeping on a bible
can you explain that?