My vagina hurts.
Oh, wait, I have a penis.
that would explain it.
by Darth Figpucker
it's quiet by the
old website like an old bar
old timers only
by vhs
i wonder if there
was a website called badger
haiku in the past
by vhs
pan galactic and
gargle, crushed the mind with a
gold brick so they say
don't forget your towel my froods
by vhs of xx
hernia repaired
though my balzac is blackened
and my manhood bruised
by ash
Oh, that reminds me:
Towel Day is approaching.
You know what I mean.
Some froods might call it
"International", but it's
"Intergalactic".
Vogon poetry
Is a must during these weeks
so expect the worst.
by DF
After a bad flu,
snotted so hard it's like a
nasal orgasm.
Thick and congealed.
My sinuses feel emptied.
And now I can breathe.
by DF
That does not make sense.
I am totally lost now.
Crackers curb sex... HOW?
by df
graham crackers were
meant to cut down on sex but
someone thought it was
a great idea to
put peanut butter on them
and they do taste good
by vhs
Telll me you don't eat
Graham cracker hamburgers;
that would be... nasty.
by df of At a cockfight.
the day has won but
hope is rising, i am not
used to having hope
summer
by vhs of well i guess i have to get used to good things...ironically
somehow grahams number
became a meme at my job
but its a kitchen
and i love the stuff
like...burger...burger...burger!!
grahams burgers...yes?
summer
by vhs of thats for chaos doll
How often can one
solve quadratic equations
in one day for cash
before utterly
losing one's mind and running
outside nude and hard
screaming to the world
"Come get some big hard math cock,
fucking equations!"
by df of Bellevue Insane Asylum
My wife's ass is huge.
I get more enjoyment from
posting haiku here.
by DF of not at the local brothel, but wishing I was.
It's been a long time
since I've posted Viagra
spam to piss you off.
www.cheapviagrafromcanadabutreallyfromchina.com
by mxllwhiplfux of USA... no really!
well gotta get the
gattah...CHOOT DA GATTAH, CHOOT
It CHOOT DA GATTAH!
summer
by that guy from swamp people done by vhs of maine
It's interesting
Watching the bait squirm around
Before it's eaten.
by Anonymous Poet
if i were ego
tripping on fame gen x
would def. not care....fall
by vhs of chaos says real haiku mention a season
The best flautus are produced with flautas.
by Anonymous Poet
Flautus:
farting into a flute with enough velocity as to produce a flute sound.
by Anonymous Poet
well i know you are
a real doll miss, and memes me
makes men moxie
by vhs
so it is shut down
a broken thing being chill
kick thou in the arse
by vhs
Core is the answer
Yes, we know what your seeking
And soon comes the fall
by Chaos of Sagittarius A
well i train a new
one tomorrow perhaps we
be feeling good, aight?
by vhs
Imagining John
The dishwasher in Limbo
Only one smiling
: D
by dvd of Robonia
updating life the
spaces are empty urban
explorers prevail
by vhs
the day is nigh...now
tourists, air conditioners
selfies w lobster traps
by vhs
i read tarot and
i pray, must be malfunction
faith wise here right now
by vhs
im not sure what to
say in this era...just wait, see
and survive to see
by vhs
drencrom is also
the name of a black metal
band, so 'satanic'
im not really
shocked by skeletons giving
women sex acts on
album covers anymore
woo...latex pony girls...i married someone who was into that...funny
if that became real, and we were happy
by vhs
heres the thing...ash is
not real, not who is posting
in real life...hes real
but like vhs and df
and others this is just like
so much else and i
see, an escape, in
the end it does matter but
it should not, really
by vhs
well youre still here, and
i am too...and this place is
and im posting now
by vhs
there's this empty shell
that still reminds me of you
too infrequently
by ash
Drencrom is basically an adrenaline derivative but has never been proven to be effective. It was given some hype I think by Fear and Loathing where Thompson made up some kind of fictional drug derived from the adrenal gland. I don't think I'm going to chew up any hijacked adrenal glands from a mortuary or anything in an attempt to get high. Especially since it's doubtful that it would work.
by df
one moloko drencrom
add hersheys syrup, now what
does drencrom do again?
by vhs
drink a beer at once
at the same time fiftf of may
sychronized de myo
by vhs
lesson do not cry
over spilled seed though onan
certainly did so...
by vhs
someone lost their temper
over spilled birdseed on the
ground today, i kicked
a plastic tote and
broke it, and was told to replace
it, life is funny
by vhs
im not inspired
friends are not well, i fear health
psychopaths have it easy
by vhs
Captchas that have worked:
poop, ass pie, monkey balls, dork,
huge dildo, zit bags.
by df
John F Kennedy
had lots and lots of sex with
Marilyn Manson.
by Darth Figpucker
mayday, mayday, i
feel like the song hurt cuz all
i know in the end
go away
by vhs
ive books on my bed
im sleeping on a bible
can you explain that?
by vhs
The orange gorilla
thumped its chest and shat hugely.
'Twas an awesome shat.
by df
is it the final
resting place of the maui
like easter island?
by vhs
will it work, am i
seeing into the past like
the old pyramids
by vhs
i hope to see the
df and the dvd again
at some point on here
by vhs
starcrash, brought to us
by roger corman, is a
bad star wars knockoff
aka fun movie
by vhs
beltaine the folks
who worship The Goddess say
I test the maypole
by vhs
each one of these here
haiku is a test to see
how well this thing works
by vhs