My wife's ass is huge.
I get more enjoyment from
posting haiku here.

It's been a long time
since I've posted Viagra
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well gotta get the
gattah...CHOOT DA GATTAH, CHOOT
It CHOOT DA GATTAH!

summer

It's interesting
Watching the bait squirm around
Before it's eaten.

if i were ego
tripping on fame gen x
would def. not care....fall

The best flautus are produced with flautas.

Flautus:
farting into a flute with enough velocity as to produce a flute sound.

well i know you are
a real doll miss, and memes me
makes men moxie

so it is shut down
a broken thing being chill
kick thou in the arse

Core is the answer
Yes, we know what your seeking
And soon comes the fall

well i train a new
one tomorrow perhaps we
be feeling good, aight?

Imagining John
The dishwasher in Limbo
Only one smiling
: D

updating life the
spaces are empty urban
explorers prevail

the day is nigh...now
tourists, air conditioners
selfies w lobster traps

i read tarot and
i pray, must be malfunction
faith wise here right now

im not sure what to
say in this era...just wait, see
and survive to see

drencrom is also
the name of a black metal
band, so 'satanic'

im not really
shocked by skeletons giving
women sex acts on

album covers anymore

woo...latex pony girls...i married someone who was into that...funny
if that became real, and we were happy

heres the thing...ash is
not real, not who is posting
in real life...hes real

but like vhs and df
and others this is just like
so much else and i

see, an escape, in
the end it does matter but
it should not, really

well youre still here, and
i am too...and this place is
and im posting now

there's this empty shell
that still reminds me of you
too infrequently

Drencrom is basically an adrenaline derivative but has never been proven to be effective. It was given some hype I think by Fear and Loathing where Thompson made up some kind of fictional drug derived from the adrenal gland. I don't think I'm going to chew up any hijacked adrenal glands from a mortuary or anything in an attempt to get high. Especially since it's doubtful that it would work.

one moloko drencrom
add hersheys syrup, now what
does drencrom do again?

drink a beer at once
at the same time fiftf of may
sychronized de myo

lesson do not cry
over spilled seed though onan
certainly did so...

someone lost their temper
over spilled birdseed on the
ground today, i kicked

a plastic tote and
broke it, and was told to replace
it, life is funny

im not inspired
friends are not well, i fear health
psychopaths have it easy

Captchas that have worked:
poop, ass pie, monkey balls, dork,
huge dildo, zit bags.

John F Kennedy
had lots and lots of sex with
Marilyn Manson.

mayday, mayday, i
feel like the song hurt cuz all
i know in the end

go away

ive books on my bed
im sleeping on a bible
can you explain that?

The orange gorilla
thumped its chest and shat hugely.
'Twas an awesome shat.

is it the final
resting place of the maui
like easter island?

will it work, am i
seeing into the past like
the old pyramids

i hope to see the
df and the dvd again
at some point on here

starcrash, brought to us
by roger corman, is a
bad star wars knockoff

aka fun movie

beltaine the folks
who worship The Goddess say
I test the maypole

each one of these here
haiku is a test to see
how well this thing works

people try to keep
on with their habits till they
can't do anymore

it seems you can post
but you have to fight with the
dead coding google

i have no idea
why people run the woodstove
during the springtime

skip, skip, skip, skip i
will not buy this record eet
is skrrratched.......scratched....
scratched...scratched

i expect too much
of others and lose sight of
my own life and self

i expect too much
of others and lose sight of
my own life and self

sometimes who knows why
sometimes the only thing to
do is stop and breathe

what is wrong, why is
it wrong, who benefits, is it
entropy or evil?

what can be done...

unfortunately, that my friend
is what happens to snap
decaying social systems vack in shape

too many people left to their own
devices well, empty mall spaces

A kick start such as?
A gigantic tsunami?
A nuclear war?

Seriously though, I really feel the only way the human race is going to advance is if a horrible disaster shakes and wakes and even then I have strong doubts. We like the easy path all too much. Look at me now. I could be cleaning litter off the beach at this very moment, but I'm being a math whore on my computer.

Given the balanced reaction if x moles of A react with y moles of B, which is the limiting reactant and what are the theoretical yields of C and D in units of grams, and the percent yield of C given that z grams of it were produced and Big Bird takes it up the wazzoo from Snuffy all night long while high on crack?

Yep, I'm so awesome. Look at me go. Watch me whip, watch me nay nay.... whatever the fuck that even means.

things could improve but
it needs a good kickstart to
rile life up again

i HATE HaaTE facebook, fakebook
mark suckerburgs piggy bank..
give me geocities

no, i agree, but
despite the loss of bookstores,
record stores, video stores,
we still have discord servers
and The Hitler Parodies
Damn Fourth Turnings...i miss
Bjork