Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Flautus:
farting into a flute with enough velocity as to produce a flute sound.
Haiku # 58549, May 11, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well i know you are
a real doll miss, and memes me
makes men moxie
Haiku # 58548, May 11, 2018 12:28 am ET
by vhs
so it is shut down
a broken thing being chill
kick thou in the arse
Haiku # 58547, May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET
by vhs
Core is the answer
Yes, we know what your seeking
And soon comes the fall
Haiku # 58546, May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET
by Chaos of Sagittarius A
well i train a new
one tomorrow perhaps we
be feeling good, aight?
Haiku # 58545, May 11, 2018 12:06 am ET
by vhs
Imagining John
The dishwasher in Limbo
Only one smiling
: D
Haiku # 58544, May 10, 2018 2:24 pm ET
by dvd of Robonia
updating life the
spaces are empty urban
explorers prevail
Haiku # 58543, May 10, 2018 10:55 am ET
by vhs
the day is nigh...now
tourists, air conditioners
selfies w lobster traps
Haiku # 58542, May 9, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by vhs
i read tarot and
i pray, must be malfunction
faith wise here right now
Haiku # 58541, May 8, 2018 11:13 am ET
by vhs
im not sure what to
say in this era...just wait, see
and survive to see
Haiku # 58540, May 7, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
drencrom is also
the name of a black metal
band, so 'satanic'

im not really
shocked by skeletons giving
women sex acts on

album covers anymore

woo...latex pony girls...i married someone who was into that...funny
if that became real, and we were happy
Haiku # 58539, May 7, 2018 11:51 am ET
by vhs
heres the thing...ash is
not real, not who is posting
in real life...hes real

but like vhs and df
and others this is just like
so much else and i

see, an escape, in
the end it does matter but
it should not, really
Haiku # 58538, May 7, 2018 11:04 am ET
by vhs
well youre still here, and
i am too...and this place is
and im posting now
Haiku # 58537, May 7, 2018 10:50 am ET
by vhs
there's this empty shell
that still reminds me of you
too infrequently
Haiku # 58536, May 7, 2018 8:40 am ET
by ash
Drencrom is basically an adrenaline derivative but has never been proven to be effective. It was given some hype I think by Fear and Loathing where Thompson made up some kind of fictional drug derived from the adrenal gland. I don't think I'm going to chew up any hijacked adrenal glands from a mortuary or anything in an attempt to get high. Especially since it's doubtful that it would work.
Haiku # 58535, May 7, 2018 7:32 am ET
by df
one moloko drencrom
add hersheys syrup, now what
does drencrom do again?
Haiku # 58534, May 6, 2018 9:00 am ET
by vhs
drink a beer at once
at the same time fiftf of may
sychronized de myo
Haiku # 58533, May 5, 2018 11:49 pm ET
by vhs
lesson do not cry
over spilled seed though onan
certainly did so...
Haiku # 58532, May 4, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by vhs
someone lost their temper
over spilled birdseed on the
ground today, i kicked

a plastic tote and
broke it, and was told to replace
it, life is funny
Haiku # 58531, May 4, 2018 12:24 pm ET
by vhs
im not inspired
friends are not well, i fear health
psychopaths have it easy
Haiku # 58530, May 3, 2018 12:14 pm ET
by vhs
Captchas that have worked:
poop, ass pie, monkey balls, dork,
huge dildo, zit bags.
Haiku # 58529, May 3, 2018 12:55 am ET
by df
John F Kennedy
had lots and lots of sex with
Marilyn Manson.
Haiku # 58528, May 3, 2018 12:51 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
mayday, mayday, i
feel like the song hurt cuz all
i know in the end

go away
Haiku # 58527, May 3, 2018 12:30 am ET
by vhs
ive books on my bed
im sleeping on a bible
can you explain that?
Haiku # 58526, May 3, 2018 12:01 am ET
by vhs
The orange gorilla
thumped its chest and shat hugely.
'Twas an awesome shat.
Haiku # 58525, May 2, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by df
is it the final
resting place of the maui
like easter island?
Haiku # 58524, May 2, 2018 2:24 pm ET
by vhs
will it work, am i
seeing into the past like
the old pyramids
Haiku # 58523, May 1, 2018 11:14 pm ET
by vhs
i hope to see the
df and the dvd again
at some point on here
Haiku # 58522, May 1, 2018 9:47 pm ET
by vhs
starcrash, brought to us
by roger corman, is a
bad star wars knockoff

aka fun movie
Haiku # 58521, May 1, 2018 9:25 pm ET
by vhs
beltaine the folks
who worship The Goddess say
I test the maypole
Haiku # 58520, May 1, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by vhs
each one of these here
haiku is a test to see
how well this thing works
Haiku # 58519, May 1, 2018 9:09 pm ET
by vhs
people try to keep
on with their habits till they
can't do anymore
Haiku # 58518, May 1, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs
it seems you can post
but you have to fight with the
dead coding google
Haiku # 58517, May 1, 2018 9:04 pm ET
by vhs
i have no idea
why people run the woodstove
during the springtime
Haiku # 58516, May 1, 2018 9:04 pm ET
by vhs
skip, skip, skip, skip i
will not buy this record eet
is skrrratched.......scratched....
scratched...scratched
Haiku # 58515, May 1, 2018 9:01 pm ET
by vhs
i expect too much
of others and lose sight of
my own life and self
Haiku # 58514, May 1, 2018 9:00 pm ET
by vhs
i expect too much
of others and lose sight of
my own life and self
Haiku # 58513, May 1, 2018 9:00 pm ET
by vhs
sometimes who knows why
sometimes the only thing to
do is stop and breathe
Haiku # 58512, May 1, 2018 8:46 pm ET
by vhs
what is wrong, why is
it wrong, who benefits, is it
entropy or evil?

what can be done...
Haiku # 58511, April 30, 2018 11:16 am ET
by vhs
unfortunately, that my friend
is what happens to snap
decaying social systems vack in shape

too many people left to their own
devices well, empty mall spaces
Haiku # 58510, April 30, 2018 11:00 am ET
by vhs
A kick start such as?
A gigantic tsunami?
A nuclear war?

Seriously though, I really feel the only way the human race is going to advance is if a horrible disaster shakes and wakes and even then I have strong doubts. We like the easy path all too much. Look at me now. I could be cleaning litter off the beach at this very moment, but I'm being a math whore on my computer.

Given the balanced reaction if x moles of A react with y moles of B, which is the limiting reactant and what are the theoretical yields of C and D in units of grams, and the percent yield of C given that z grams of it were produced and Big Bird takes it up the wazzoo from Snuffy all night long while high on crack?

Yep, I'm so awesome. Look at me go. Watch me whip, watch me nay nay.... whatever the fuck that even means.
Haiku # 58509, April 29, 2018 11:06 pm ET
by df
things could improve but
it needs a good kickstart to
rile life up again
Haiku # 58508, April 29, 2018 5:48 pm ET
by vhs of i repeat, youre right
i HATE HaaTE facebook, fakebook
mark suckerburgs piggy bank..
give me geocities
Haiku # 58507, April 29, 2018 9:02 am ET
by vhs
no, i agree, but
despite the loss of bookstores,
record stores, video stores,
we still have discord servers
and The Hitler Parodies
Damn Fourth Turnings...i miss
Bjork
Haiku # 58506, April 29, 2018 9:01 am ET
by vhs of go to youtube for The Hitler Parodies
Things keep getting worse.
Has anyone noticed this?
Or is it just me?
Haiku # 58505, April 29, 2018 5:08 am ET
by df
Christ... Yes, Clerks is from the 90's.
There were video rental stores in the 90's.
People didn't vegetate to Farcebook and PooTube All day.
Bill Clinton was president.
And my rectum wasn't prolapsed.
The good old days.
Or something.
Haiku # 58504, April 29, 2018 5:06 am ET
by df
clerks was a movie
found their soundtrack, seems dated
video rentals???
Haiku # 58503, April 29, 2018 1:27 am ET
by vhs
The wife is asleep.
Now it's time to download porn.
I'll spunk in her shoe.
Haiku # 58502, April 28, 2018 10:48 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
I have to give up.
What do you call such people?
And now the drum roll.....
Haiku # 58501, April 28, 2018 10:46 am ET
by df
what do you call a
person concieved at a drive
in movie theatre
Haiku # 58500, April 28, 2018 12:30 am ET
by vhs
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