Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 102 Days and 76917 Haiku later...

Oh, that reminds me:
Towel Day is approaching.
You know what I mean.

Some froods might call it
"International", but it's

Vogon poetry
Is a must during these weeks
so expect the worst.
Haiku # 58563, May 16, 2018 6:37 am ET
by DF
After a bad flu,
snotted so hard it's like a
nasal orgasm.

Thick and congealed.
My sinuses feel emptied.
And now I can breathe.
Haiku # 58562, May 16, 2018 6:34 am ET
by DF
That does not make sense.
I am totally lost now.
Crackers curb sex... HOW?
Haiku # 58561, May 16, 2018 6:27 am ET
by df
graham crackers were
meant to cut down on sex but
someone thought it was

a great idea to
put peanut butter on them
and they do taste good
Haiku # 58560, May 15, 2018 11:44 pm ET
by vhs
Telll me you don't eat
Graham cracker hamburgers;
that would be... nasty.
Haiku # 58559, May 15, 2018 7:17 pm ET
by df of At a cockfight.
the day has won but
hope is rising, i am not
used to having hope

Haiku # 58558, May 15, 2018 11:16 am ET
by vhs of well i guess i have to get used to good things...ironically
somehow grahams number
became a meme at my job
but its a kitchen

and i love the stuff
grahams burgers...yes?

Haiku # 58557, May 15, 2018 10:58 am ET
by vhs of thats for chaos doll
How often can one
solve quadratic equations
in one day for cash

before utterly
losing one's mind and running
outside nude and hard

screaming to the world
"Come get some big hard math cock,
fucking equations!"
Haiku # 58556, May 14, 2018 8:48 pm ET
by df of Bellevue Insane Asylum
My wife's ass is huge.
I get more enjoyment from
posting haiku here.
Haiku # 58555, May 14, 2018 8:38 pm ET
by DF of not at the local brothel, but wishing I was.
It's been a long time
since I've posted Viagra
spam to piss you off.
Haiku # 58554, May 14, 2018 8:32 pm ET
by mxllwhiplfux of USA... no really!
well gotta get the

Haiku # 58553, May 14, 2018 3:34 pm ET
by that guy from swamp people done by vhs of maine
It's interesting
Watching the bait squirm around
Before it's eaten.
Haiku # 58552, May 13, 2018 2:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if i were ego
tripping on fame gen x
would def. not care....fall
Haiku # 58551, May 12, 2018 11:44 am ET
by vhs of chaos says real haiku mention a season
The best flautus are produced with flautas.
Haiku # 58550, May 12, 2018 4:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
farting into a flute with enough velocity as to produce a flute sound.
Haiku # 58549, May 11, 2018 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well i know you are
a real doll miss, and memes me
makes men moxie
Haiku # 58548, May 11, 2018 12:28 am ET
by vhs
so it is shut down
a broken thing being chill
kick thou in the arse
Haiku # 58547, May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET
by vhs
Core is the answer
Yes, we know what your seeking
And soon comes the fall
Haiku # 58546, May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET
by Chaos of Sagittarius A
well i train a new
one tomorrow perhaps we
be feeling good, aight?
Haiku # 58545, May 11, 2018 12:06 am ET
by vhs
Imagining John
The dishwasher in Limbo
Only one smiling
: D
Haiku # 58544, May 10, 2018 2:24 pm ET
by dvd of Robonia
updating life the
spaces are empty urban
explorers prevail
Haiku # 58543, May 10, 2018 10:55 am ET
by vhs
the day is
tourists, air conditioners
selfies w lobster traps
Haiku # 58542, May 9, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by vhs
i read tarot and
i pray, must be malfunction
faith wise here right now
Haiku # 58541, May 8, 2018 11:13 am ET
by vhs
im not sure what to
say in this era...just wait, see
and survive to see
Haiku # 58540, May 7, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
drencrom is also
the name of a black metal
band, so 'satanic'

im not really
shocked by skeletons giving
women sex acts on

album covers anymore

woo...latex pony girls...i married someone who was into that...funny
if that became real, and we were happy
Haiku # 58539, May 7, 2018 11:51 am ET
by vhs
heres the thing...ash is
not real, not who is posting
in real life...hes real

but like vhs and df
and others this is just like
so much else and i

see, an escape, in
the end it does matter but
it should not, really
Haiku # 58538, May 7, 2018 11:04 am ET
by vhs
well youre still here, and
i am too...and this place is
and im posting now
Haiku # 58537, May 7, 2018 10:50 am ET
by vhs
there's this empty shell
that still reminds me of you
too infrequently
Haiku # 58536, May 7, 2018 8:40 am ET
by ash
Drencrom is basically an adrenaline derivative but has never been proven to be effective. It was given some hype I think by Fear and Loathing where Thompson made up some kind of fictional drug derived from the adrenal gland. I don't think I'm going to chew up any hijacked adrenal glands from a mortuary or anything in an attempt to get high. Especially since it's doubtful that it would work.
Haiku # 58535, May 7, 2018 7:32 am ET
by df
one moloko drencrom
add hersheys syrup, now what
does drencrom do again?
Haiku # 58534, May 6, 2018 9:00 am ET
by vhs
drink a beer at once
at the same time fiftf of may
sychronized de myo
Haiku # 58533, May 5, 2018 11:49 pm ET
by vhs
lesson do not cry
over spilled seed though onan
certainly did so...
Haiku # 58532, May 4, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by vhs
someone lost their temper
over spilled birdseed on the
ground today, i kicked

a plastic tote and
broke it, and was told to replace
it, life is funny
Haiku # 58531, May 4, 2018 12:24 pm ET
by vhs
im not inspired
friends are not well, i fear health
psychopaths have it easy
Haiku # 58530, May 3, 2018 12:14 pm ET
by vhs
Captchas that have worked:
poop, ass pie, monkey balls, dork,
huge dildo, zit bags.
Haiku # 58529, May 3, 2018 12:55 am ET
by df
John F Kennedy
had lots and lots of sex with
Marilyn Manson.
Haiku # 58528, May 3, 2018 12:51 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
mayday, mayday, i
feel like the song hurt cuz all
i know in the end

go away
Haiku # 58527, May 3, 2018 12:30 am ET
by vhs
ive books on my bed
im sleeping on a bible
can you explain that?
Haiku # 58526, May 3, 2018 12:01 am ET
by vhs
The orange gorilla
thumped its chest and shat hugely.
'Twas an awesome shat.
Haiku # 58525, May 2, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by df
is it the final
resting place of the maui
like easter island?
Haiku # 58524, May 2, 2018 2:24 pm ET
by vhs
will it work, am i
seeing into the past like
the old pyramids
Haiku # 58523, May 1, 2018 11:14 pm ET
by vhs
i hope to see the
df and the dvd again
at some point on here
Haiku # 58522, May 1, 2018 9:47 pm ET
by vhs
starcrash, brought to us
by roger corman, is a
bad star wars knockoff

aka fun movie
Haiku # 58521, May 1, 2018 9:25 pm ET
by vhs
beltaine the folks
who worship The Goddess say
I test the maypole
Haiku # 58520, May 1, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by vhs
each one of these here
haiku is a test to see
how well this thing works
Haiku # 58519, May 1, 2018 9:09 pm ET
by vhs
people try to keep
on with their habits till they
can't do anymore
Haiku # 58518, May 1, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs
it seems you can post
but you have to fight with the
dead coding google
Haiku # 58517, May 1, 2018 9:04 pm ET
by vhs
i have no idea
why people run the woodstove
during the springtime
Haiku # 58516, May 1, 2018 9:04 pm ET
by vhs
skip, skip, skip, skip i
will not buy this record eet
is skrrratched.......scratched....
Haiku # 58515, May 1, 2018 9:01 pm ET
by vhs
i expect too much
of others and lose sight of
my own life and self
Haiku # 58514, May 1, 2018 9:00 pm ET
by vhs
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