me being an asshole
had a real purpose sometimes
i find more conservative
people feel they can
be honest when theres the
sort of doublethink
that orwell warned of
in 1984...and it is evil
but mushroom soup if
done right, damn good now
by vhs
i value human life
so when i hear about that i
think jordan petersens
segments about how
much evil faith the columbine
murderers had...i
think weve too many
snowflakes and theyre all vulnerable
to lies and evil
ofcourse i look at hentai!
and swear like a lunatic
save the fucking world df
or you will answer to me for eternity
by the force of chaos
i dont care, your own
stuff is old hat to me df
i dont want a cult
i was on this site
with hypnosis fetishists
and now im too mad
to think of sex i
am aiming for letting go...man is
worth it, all is suffering
fuck it, forgive them
by vhs of i hate my rotten moments, i miss my cheap beer and chew
I never could figure out the whole Jim Jones Kool-Aid thing... I mean, cyanide, great and all... but why kill all your follower and then yourself??? He should have killed them and kept all their money and property and gotten rich, claiming insanity when brought to trial. He could then have gone on talk shows and inspired other people to buy Nikes and catch the next space ship via way of KCN almond flavored Kook-Aid. Yummy!
He could have been a hero, just like crazy old Charlie, but no...
I need my own cult. Bring me offerings of figs and young prostitutes and various mind altering substances! Bring them now!
Ergot scrotal warts
transport me to other planes.
Come, follow me now!
by df is sick of normality!
Perhaps the Kool-Aid
is the normal thing to do.
Who are we to judge?
The older I get
the more pointless it all seems.
I've no hope at all.
The world will soon die.
In one or a billion years.
Drink up while you can.
Fine dining and wine.
Or heroin and Kool-Aid.
It doesn't matter.
Whichever you choose,
destroy yourself or the world,
God will be laughing.
by Darth Figpucker of
people set up their
cults and call it normal and
then drink the cool aid
by vhs
meh heh heh heh heh
someone tells me the program
always wins, gosh darn
isolated inter
net meme belief systems
lmao...fine
by vhs
I have to go write
a chemistry lab report
for a spoiled kid.
by
No no no.... I'm a math whore.
I could never work in a kitchen.
by
Here's a fun one for you: Pick up a novel written 100 years ago, 80 years, 60... and so on until a present day novel.
That should depress you enough to make you go on a homicidal rampage.
by df
dude, i work in a
kitchen. i love it. I like
the men and women
i work with. A good
bunch they are you see, maybe
you're crazy enough
to work there as well
by vhs
Sports would not bore me
if only more people died.
Typhoon wind surfing.
Explosive footballs.
Tornado parachuting.
Grizzly bear jousting.
And the ever popular shouting
"get your ass back in the kitchen"
at a feminist march.
by Darth Figpucker of
well the arts did so
suffer in these digital
times or im just old...
by vhs of GORDONS CALLE
donald trump is a
caricature already, you cant
get more cartoonish
by vhs
i had a belief
that one speaks their mind if
they can get away
with it, even with
faith, politics, sex, and sports
sports talk scares me much
by vhs hole
rotten artistic
temper doesn't really sit
well with me either :X
by vhs
well the problem with
you is i like you so i
think god had a plan
for this endless round
of haiku poems and so
on, keep in touch then
by vhs
Hate isn't so bad.
And, like a bisexual,
it can go both ways.
Which hate is stronger.
It will kill us in the end.
Divided we fall.
I, for one, am glad.
Mankind deserves no better.
Look at what we've done.
by df
its a theory, the
evil liberal media hate
machine trashed m and m
he fought back
48 laws of power
this place dies it sucks
life goes on
by vhs
i guess i want to
end this little show with a
bang, egg me on
bitches
by vhs
id rather be a nut
and speak my mind than be a dickless
asshole with a three
inch penis with secret
desires of wearing a chastity
cage, my passive
aggresive little submissive closeted
bisexual jock wannabe
by vhs
i feel really good
saying idish things, feel 'sorry'
superego shills
by freuds big cigar of smoke me, im a fattie
then theres the old 'meds'
bullshit, go fuck yourself whilst
i stick a prozac suppository
up your liberal
ass so you can take it from
the plunger handle better
by vhs of i take it our critical buddy got bored smashing out windows for antifa creeps
meh, theres all this crap
about keeping it 'cool'...well
fuck it, i keep it real
id rather kill myself
than conform to someones sense
of who im supposed
to be
by vhs
Donald Trump's toupee.
A Tribble on Viagra.
It humps his bald head.
by Darth Figpucker of A brothel in Angeles City, Philippines
You seem quite angry
I'm embarrassed for you dude
You can do better
by Might be time to get back on your meds
Whatever....
by Mandingo Ebola
like a roaring lion
perhaps im satanic and evil
i know my time is
short, then tears here
game over, move on, find
another vent place
by vhs
i believe we live
in the Crisis, so it will take
tough measures be
fore Uncle Moonbeam
takes the tin foil off his head
and watches fox nudes...
i mean news
by vhs
or if you god damned
liberal scum get your head out of
the nazi lite playbook
youve been referencing
listen to dave rubin and his
guests, id rather save
the world than see
it ruined by extremists
by vhs
the sad thing is we
live in an era of censors
mindlrssly marching to
the next war and its
going to take a war to get
rid of some of these
leftist assholes
by vhs
the reaon i likr
donald trump is i think
a lot of people
worship a wussy
social contract more strangling than
not, dont talk about
this, this guys a racust
he said fuck you and took the
white house but i fear
he may get in trouble
by Anonymous Poet
it is too bad this
server is set to expire
for not long ago
i wanted it to die
but i guess now my old self
gets his desired wish
by vhs
Mandingo brings spam
Deepest truth of who I am
Followed from Siam
by ewe no hi eye aym
I absolutely respect and appreciate your point on each and every object.
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by adhesive breast lift of UAE
sun not always rise
for some choose not to be wise
McNugget and fries
by Mandingo Ebola of Pensacola
we head off into
the sunset not knowing where
the sun rises next
by The Mad TAer
Facebook's a hate farm.
The Russians made it this way.
Divided we fall.
by
Don't go to Asia.
Glow in the dark STDs.
You think I'm joking?!
by
the internet is
a false reality for a
lot of us, it sure
blends in but you
know maybe a bit too much
nice to shut it off
wish it would go away sometimes
by vhs
well to my joy and
compete happiness facebook
is not too keen now
scandals you know
by vhs
Nice site you've got here!
Maybe I'll just buy this one
Facebook's kind of fucked
by Mark Zuckerberg
As you wish:
I link to some of my old demented stuff:
https://www.scribd.com/user/187916486/Darth-Figpucker
Yes, the novel is there also, in all it's blasphemous unreadability.
by df
one last post to your evil book there bub?
by vhs, ronin, etc etc
I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.
(like herpes)
by Darth Figpucker of You know, I really do like figs. I mean fresh ones, not the dried ones so much. They are tasty.
VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.
But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.
by Darth Figpucker of Pucking figs has been in my family for generations!
i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking
by vhs
im gonna miss darth most
of all, scarecrow he was, oz
or arkham asylum?
shine on you crazy shitthrower
erm diamond
by vhs
shitty translation
befuddlin apostrophe
language barrier
by Lush
daft pussies galore
craving infinite stuffing
I prefer penis
by Lush