So has anyone here ever tried stir fried scorpions in Thailand?
Personally I prefer the grasshoppers. They're pretty tasty, but I don't like the legs -- too spiny and you have to chew them up really well so they don't stick in your throat.
The scorpions kind of have an exotic bird liver sort of flavor. I'm not wild about liver, but it was different. Maybe if it had onion or garlic with it.
Didn't care for the beetles or crickets at all.

Jin, Jinn, Djin,.... as long as it's not Gin. I fucking hate gin.

And there's always a bigger prime rib.
--Bubba

no that was Qui Gon
Jin DF...and i need to
fill in five more spots

it seems to me we
are in Scorpio so this
shares my sign as well

seems louis c.k.
that a bit of a wanker
is only the tip

We must quote Star Wars.
"There's always a bigger fish".
--Master Quigon Jin

Or maybe that was Euclid.

Graham's number stuck in your head?
Why, was he a fantastic date and you don't want to lose his contact info.
Just "like" him on Farcebook the way everyone else does.
Personally, I have Graham's crackers stuck in my bowels.
I should have bought some prune juice.
Oh, but those crackers didn't get in my bowels by the normal route.
I can see why you don't want to forget his number.
Graham is wild one! He iterated me all night long and could have kept going.

it never grows up
that's part of the attraction
but it has grown old

congratulations, janice !
who would have though last century that this dinosaur would still roam the interweb ?

and despite me! or
you know a posessed ladder
walking down a hill!

twenty-one years old ?
defying expectations
bad haiku rocks on !

Graham's number is
stuck in my mind, bigger than
the universe but

not my insecure
but almost infinite bald
head of an ego

this room is a sharp
void for now, spreading cheddar
cheese across the globe

reaction response
it is the animal in
each man and woman

ah cynicism
gives me hope and is quite so
delicious to me

ironic no?

Foxtrot boogie waltz
sock-hop tap disco ballet
cheek-to-cheek mosh pit.

Mating ritual.
In the end that's all it is.
Fornicate to death.

But I disagree.
It is not political.
All creatures do it.

The sewage canal
of life is overflowing;
We'll all drown in it.

what about the
politics of dancing? the
ooo, feeling good hmm?

But more is bestest
Too much is never enough
Fuck consequences

A new gnu knew anew a gnu named Noo. It made the news.

Gaia theory's gay.
I am just being silly.
I know just one thing.

Life on this planet
is headed down the crapper
for the sake of "more".

i'd personally
like to take a steam roller
over some of those phones

since somehow i miss
pay phones bookstores et al
hey darth, gaia theory?

Year by year I watch.
I see the oceans dying.
Little by little.

Men worship their phones.
Millions of species are gone.
Weep not for mankind.

baptisms of fire
god bless you america
take a pew! pew! pew!

a sign of the times
maybe a sign of end times
all conspiracy

there's times i wish the
news was off for a week but
even i can't shut

it off, watching the
one person go mad and lash
out at innocents...

I cannot say that
I've ever felt innocent,
but lately that I've

been raped by Sony.
Not date rape, a back alley
knife point tragedy.

Or maybe it was
Apple, Samsung, Nokia,
or all together.

That's what it feels like.
I'd kill for the rabbit ears
and just three channels.

Curtis Mathis Three-
in-one TV, radio,
and record player.

how times are changing
used to be feeling spacey
was more innocent

I'm not tech savvy.
"Blu-ray", not "Blue-ray". Damn the
marketer's logos.

The age-old adage.
Do not barrage a cabbage
with verbiage in a

carriage needing a
garage or you might get a
lap full of kim-chi.

Paul Reuben sandwich.
Today's secret word is "stoned".
I've got the munchies.

And I'm NOT sorry!
Hamburger Cheech & Chong scene.
I want to get high...

so high.

don't be too you know
saurkraut about things, we
always have the hams

Atrocious verbiage.
Doing unspeakable acts
with an old cabbage.

having flipped a few
birds in my time to fly off
the handle...stranger

we walk on the same
road and regrets and joys bound
merge as one someday

i've done that a few
times, those damn oyster knives
are damn dangerous

shuck and go, bites lips
get well old friend

driving down the road
flip the bird to a stranger
regret it later

Yes, we all suffer
That itself, makes you tougher
Sucks to live that way

Insert knife in arm
I can guarantee
You all had a better day than I did

had to deal with those
negative thingies me I
got a religion

faith bug that helps that
people find their "center" the
shit moods come and go

yes it can be a
damn fight to deal with that Mark
Inside, hard to beat

My anxiety
It is literally killing
Combat the dark force

well having gone to
college close to the border
of canada

the 18 vs 21
drinking age thing was a bit
of a scandal there

already legal
it's a canadian site
not american

This site will soon be
old enough to legally
drink alcohol -- YAY!

Although disgusting,
it's better to poop YOUR pants
than someone else's.

I think i just want
to hide in my VHS
and uhm just rewind

why do people tell
me things that go on and on
karmic revenge yes?

Hello November
Year Two Thousand Seventeen
I just pooped my pants

I love bananas
so much that I'd marry one
if it were legal.

Did I mention that
I somewhat like bananas?
They are my weakness.

The problem is that
there are too many monkeys
writing poetry.

Give me bananas!
Banana flambe!
Banoffee pie!
Banana tartar!
Banana waffles!
Banana smoothie (maybe w/ blueberries).
Banana colada.
Banana daiquiri.
Banana injections like a fucking junky!
Swing from the trees, masturbating, throwing shit, fornicating loudly while the people stare.
Bananas. The bananas made me do it. You can blame demonic possession or insanity, but it was the fucking bananas.
Banana bread made w/ 50% banana.
Bananas bananas bananas.

we all have something
going on in our lives
god speed and get well...

i think I'll post a
haiku because that was the
purpose of this site