So has anyone here ever tried stir fried scorpions in Thailand?
Personally I prefer the grasshoppers. They're pretty tasty, but I don't like the legs -- too spiny and you have to chew them up really well so they don't stick in your throat.
The scorpions kind of have an exotic bird liver sort of flavor. I'm not wild about liver, but it was different. Maybe if it had onion or garlic with it.
Didn't care for the beetles or crickets at all.
by df
Jin, Jinn, Djin,.... as long as it's not Gin. I fucking hate gin.
And there's always a bigger prime rib.
--Bubba
by df
no that was Qui Gon
Jin DF...and i need to
fill in five more spots
by vhs
it seems to me we
are in Scorpio so this
shares my sign as well
by vhs
seems louis c.k.
that a bit of a wanker
is only the tip
by ash
We must quote Star Wars.
"There's always a bigger fish".
--Master Quigon Jin
Or maybe that was Euclid.
by df
Graham's number stuck in your head?
Why, was he a fantastic date and you don't want to lose his contact info.
Just "like" him on Farcebook the way everyone else does.
Personally, I have Graham's crackers stuck in my bowels.
I should have bought some prune juice.
Oh, but those crackers didn't get in my bowels by the normal route.
I can see why you don't want to forget his number.
Graham is wild one! He iterated me all night long and could have kept going.
by Darth Figpucker
it never grows up
that's part of the attraction
but it has grown old
congratulations, janice !
who would have though last century that this dinosaur would still roam the interweb ?
by ash
and despite me! or
you know a posessed ladder
walking down a hill!
by vhs
twenty-one years old ?
defying expectations
bad haiku rocks on !
by ash
Graham's number is
stuck in my mind, bigger than
the universe but
not my insecure
but almost infinite bald
head of an ego
by vhs
this room is a sharp
void for now, spreading cheddar
cheese across the globe
by vhs
reaction response
it is the animal in
each man and woman
by vhs
ah cynicism
gives me hope and is quite so
delicious to me
ironic no?
by vhs
Foxtrot boogie waltz
sock-hop tap disco ballet
cheek-to-cheek mosh pit.
Mating ritual.
In the end that's all it is.
Fornicate to death.
But I disagree.
It is not political.
All creatures do it.
The sewage canal
of life is overflowing;
We'll all drown in it.
by Anonymous Poet
what about the
politics of dancing? the
ooo, feeling good hmm?
by vhs
But more is bestest
Too much is never enough
Fuck consequences
by Concerned American
A new gnu knew anew a gnu named Noo. It made the news.
by Hi-8
Gaia theory's gay.
I am just being silly.
I know just one thing.
Life on this planet
is headed down the crapper
for the sake of "more".
by Darth Figpucker of I wish that God existed so that I could pray to him to allow me to be more evil.
i'd personally
like to take a steam roller
over some of those phones
since somehow i miss
pay phones bookstores et al
hey darth, gaia theory?
by vhs
Year by year I watch.
I see the oceans dying.
Little by little.
Men worship their phones.
Millions of species are gone.
Weep not for mankind.
by Darth Figpucker
baptisms of fire
god bless you america
take a pew! pew! pew!
by ash of not in those states
a sign of the times
maybe a sign of end times
all conspiracy
by Anonymous Poet
there's times i wish the
news was off for a week but
even i can't shut
it off, watching the
one person go mad and lash
out at innocents...
by vhs
I cannot say that
I've ever felt innocent,
but lately that I've
been raped by Sony.
Not date rape, a back alley
knife point tragedy.
Or maybe it was
Apple, Samsung, Nokia,
or all together.
That's what it feels like.
I'd kill for the rabbit ears
and just three channels.
Curtis Mathis Three-
in-one TV, radio,
and record player.
by blu-ray
how times are changing
used to be feeling spacey
was more innocent
by ash
I'm not tech savvy.
"Blu-ray", not "Blue-ray". Damn the
marketer's logos.
by Anonymous Poet
The age-old adage.
Do not barrage a cabbage
with verbiage in a
carriage needing a
garage or you might get a
lap full of kim-chi.
by blue ray
Paul Reuben sandwich.
Today's secret word is "stoned".
I've got the munchies.
And I'm NOT sorry!
Hamburger Cheech & Chong scene.
I want to get high...
so high.
by blue ray
don't be too you know
saurkraut about things, we
always have the hams
by vhs
Atrocious verbiage.
Doing unspeakable acts
with an old cabbage.
by Anonymous Poet
having flipped a few
birds in my time to fly off
the handle...stranger
we walk on the same
road and regrets and joys bound
merge as one someday
by vhs
i've done that a few
times, those damn oyster knives
are damn dangerous
shuck and go, bites lips
get well old friend
by vhs
driving down the road
flip the bird to a stranger
regret it later
by Anonymous Poet
Yes, we all suffer
That itself, makes you tougher
Sucks to live that way
by Adorable Kittens
Insert knife in arm
I can guarantee
You all had a better day than I did
by dvd of pen bay pharmacy waiting for my antibiotics
had to deal with those
negative thingies me I
got a religion
faith bug that helps that
people find their "center" the
shit moods come and go
yes it can be a
damn fight to deal with that Mark
Inside, hard to beat
by vhs
My anxiety
It is literally killing
Combat the dark force
by Shirley Smothers
well having gone to
college close to the border
of canada
the 18 vs 21
drinking age thing was a bit
of a scandal there
by vhs
already legal
it's a canadian site
not american
by ash
This site will soon be
old enough to legally
drink alcohol -- YAY!
by df
Although disgusting,
it's better to poop YOUR pants
than someone else's.
by Darth Figpucker's words of wisdom ... or something.
I think i just want
to hide in my VHS
and uhm just rewind
by vhs
why do people tell
me things that go on and on
karmic revenge yes?
by vhs
Hello November
Year Two Thousand Seventeen
I just pooped my pants
by Concerned American of Trump Plaza Hotel
I love bananas
so much that I'd marry one
if it were legal.
by df
Did I mention that
I somewhat like bananas?
They are my weakness.
by df
The problem is that
there are too many monkeys
writing poetry.
Give me bananas!
Banana flambe!
Banoffee pie!
Banana tartar!
Banana waffles!
Banana smoothie (maybe w/ blueberries).
Banana colada.
Banana daiquiri.
Banana injections like a fucking junky!
Swing from the trees, masturbating, throwing shit, fornicating loudly while the people stare.
Bananas. The bananas made me do it. You can blame demonic possession or insanity, but it was the fucking bananas.
Banana bread made w/ 50% banana.
Bananas bananas bananas.
by df
we all have something
going on in our lives
god speed and get well...
by vhs
i think I'll post a
haiku because that was the
purpose of this site
by vhs