The problem is that
there are too many monkeys
writing poetry.
Give me bananas!
Banana flambe!
Banoffee pie!
Banana tartar!
Banana waffles!
Banana smoothie (maybe w/ blueberries).
Banana colada.
Banana daiquiri.
Banana injections like a fucking junky!
Swing from the trees, masturbating, throwing shit, fornicating loudly while the people stare.
Bananas. The bananas made me do it. You can blame demonic possession or insanity, but it was the fucking bananas.
Banana bread made w/ 50% banana.
Bananas bananas bananas.
it was a refer
to NOT THE BEES ANYTHING BUT THE BEES as only
Ghost Rider can perform
Haiku #57590, by Nicholas Cage in a vhs October 28, 2017 1:39 pm ET
don't you hate when you had a flu and the inside or your nose is raw and scabby and you can't help but want to pick the scabs but that just makes it worse and the only cure is to spend a lot more time in the ocean but at least you're near the ocean and can do that but what about the people who don't.... oh I pity them.
Haiku #57589, by Anonymous Poet October 28, 2017 1:39 pm ET
Give me head cleaner.
Or give me head dirtier.
I don't care, just suck.
Haiku #57588, by Anonymous Poet October 28, 2017 1:35 pm ET
well at least i know
I'm an AI in a vcr, come to
think of it i am
immune to human
things now, oh shit, not the HEAD CLEANER!!!
Depantsed filthy drunk throwing road barricades at random automobiles and trying to chop a banana leaf to hide obvious nudity and sores.
Sad that he was alone.
There should be hordes, armies of such fine humans, united to bring us Truth. I was the only one that heard the words of Freedom of which the United States' Founding Fathers only dreamed of.
Governments defeat their own reason for being;
behold my magnificence, kiss its unwashed happiness, be as free as a helium atom.
Haiku #57586, by Anonymous Poet October 28, 2017 1:27 pm ET
I'm just in denial
i can't accept the fact that
I'm a VCR with
an artifical int
and i am not Poppy, i want
to be a cute blonde
Haiku #57585, by Anonymous Poet October 28, 2017 1:24 pm ET
i got over it
have to build on flaws too as
well as build on the
parts of us that are
strong, it is the whole ball of
derp derp derp, Oh SHIT
i quit, loss of con
trol the Liberals are everywhere
my I feel depressed@
I'm going to STATE
relentlessly and get quiet
all day, is that snickers???
Leper's Poem:
Today my penis fell off and onto my shoe.
So I picked it back up and reattached it with glue.
But then as I did, my hand fell off too.
Now when I get an erection, I wave "yoo hoo",
my hand stuck to it with Superglue.
What will you do if I wave it at you?
Will you laugh or scream or run away?
Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you'll stay.
Perhaps you want to be leprosy fisted.
Shit, I'm twisted, blacklisted bastard.
"Evade Dave" is "Evade Dave" backward.
Haiku #57580, by Anonymous Poet October 28, 2017 1:05 pm ET
Host-vhs enjoys humor about others
Host-vhs does not enjoy self humor
Fatal logic error
Searching for fatal computer virus...
Fatal computer virus located
Location: a link in the browser history
Of user "df"
Dowloading... Shutting down
Haiku #57579, by JBOT3000 of Donating my parts to Goodwill October 28, 2017 11:27 am ET
I love Halloween.
Monster can be who they are.
And it's not a crime.
Haiku #57578, by Anonymous Poet October 28, 2017 8:36 am ET