i hope the symptoms
of the universe is just
a metal album
not the sign of the times
by vhs
i'm tired of the
polarized times but i know
they will play out like
they need to burn out
before anything gets done
it is like the sort
of psychic and damn
social hurricane of the
Crisis Period
by vhs
i want to write some
thing but i don't know what there's
a get together
and there's this damn storm
down texas way useless prayer
or it seems useless
people i care for
in the middle of this crap
and family here
by vhs
Doritoes and Pez.
Powdered blue Pez for snorting.
Urinate smurf blood.
by df
Feel me deep inside
pushing against your pink heart
adding my own beat.
by df
You gross figpucker!
Kiss us while stabbing our heart
Naughty little boy
by Concerned American
I got it! It was Thai person who coined the word Colonel and pronounced in Kernel.
My ex GF told me I should buy something on crealance... I didn't get it. Until I figured out it was clearance. Asians. Well, at least they know what dogs are good for.
by df
He ranked high in the popcorn Mafia.
He was Orville's right hand man.
They called him Colonel Kernel.
by Franklin Davison of what a boring captcha
Do not fuck chickens.
It's unappreciated.
Ask Colenel Sanders.
And just how the fuck does "colonel" sound like "kernel".... who the fuck came up with that stupid shit??!?!?
by Perdue! of It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. It take a pervert to make a chicken tender.
what's sick is i know
the names...Styxhexenhammer666
Gary Franchi
The Doctor......of.....common......sen.....sssseee....
Hi Prince of Queens here...
Milo Yilanopolus...
Lauren Southern
Millenial Millie...
Just stop stop!!!! I'll have to
do a show to refute
reality itself!!!
by vhs
you know if a guy
thinks sandy hook was a false
flag well i suppose
he might blame a screwed
up order at Denny's on the
Deep State which just sounds
like conspiracy stuff
think Texe Marrs, think x files on
crack, think Slenderman
is actually on
the NSA payroll we have
the God damned whole
Illuminatus novels
No, i am horrified by
polarization
utterly completely
Cthulhu has risen
by vhs
planet vhs
whole planet just vhs
all waiting for him
comes dressed as boba
with gifts for his clone army
given instructions:
destroy liberals...
and listen to alex jones
by anonymous padawan
There's nothing quite like
composing haiku poems
while getting butt banged
by a gnome with erectile dysfunction syndrome
by Anonymous Poet
there's nothing worse than
being a whore getting fucked
when the john can't cum
by Anonymous Poet
That big wave looks like
millions of little fingers
to pinch my nipples.
by Anonymous Poet
Okay then, tell me,
how can I make you happy?
And don't say butt sex.
by Anonymous Poet
Exploding head meat.
Devour my brain matter.
Skull shards and mucus.
by Darth Figpucker of Manila Brothel trying to forget that I'm a slave just like the girls here.
Them's dangerous hats!
The mesh will not block the sun
You get a burned scalp
by Concerned American
well at least no one
is wearing trucker hats with
irony anymore
they're wearing them cuz
they like them and that's the best
reason why to do so
truck driver or not
by vhs
Aloha Snackbar
by Confused Muslim of Hawaii
Masters of Evil!
UNITE TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!
(Free beer and snack bar.)
by
Has this ever happened?
Uncircumcised man with braces
AUTOFELLACIO
...
Foreskin stuck in braces
...
...
AUTOCIRCUMCISION
by Hasty Bris of Why The Fuck Am I Thinking About This At Midnight I Mean I'm Tired But I Can't Sleep And My Mind Goes Off On Tangents
Nope, Oblivious Millenial was me
Sorry to disappoint
Writing that book though
by dvd
I have a hard-on
for Snarf of the Thundercats
cartoon series but
Skeletor's hot too.
by Very Horny Saturday of morning
i do know someone
who i work with who i feel
could easily write a
book
by vhs
we could say this is
a knitted quilt of bad poems
some jokes and i don't
know what else to say
I can't hit rewind, and let's
say when i was young
it was 1979
The Buggles, Video Killed The Radio Star
Who killed the VCR??
by vhs
winks...obvious poke
from an old friend who knows her
Emerson quite well
Miss you lots
by vhs
What's a book?
by Oblivious Millenial of the mall or whatever kids do these days
i remember those
old projectors and those slides
and overhead projectors
and even televisions
of a CRT sort carted in on
wheeled carts.
nowadays it is people having to fight the school board for real physical books
by vhs
Remember back in the day when STDs used to be called VD and after the educational films shown in the 9th grade all the boys in the locker room would laugh and chant "V-D!" like adolescent gorillas?
Sure you do!
by Anonymous Poet
there will always be
extremes thinking they are right
just bonking each ide
over the head for all
time till the End finallly
comes thanks to them
by vhs
any time i hear the
end is nigh, i usually
check and see if
the cubs have won a
world series or not and so
far, i think we're safe
by vhs
well i fucked that up
but at least i'm not in charge
of armageddon
by ash
which one gets fired first -
the north korean missile missile
or the president ?
by ash
this is a time of
conspiracy theory and
true revelation ennui
by vhs
Spaceship riding fire
Thing that my monkey admires
Fetal live Beatle
by Interested Customer of 100 miles from the eclipse
OFFENSIVE PUDDING
Bet on this horse or lose big
You can not go wrong
This horse sings a song
Embarrassing but worth it
Spend money on it
by Interested Customer of Holiday inn off I 70
for all my wisdom
I'm glad i mess up because
it reminds me I'm
only human
by vhs
we have to in my
case remember to forgive
ourselves and others
because we are all
too human, and these times would
be a hell of a
lot easier if
some folks managed to get that
on the table top
by vhs
the list of things to
do in the mind set aside
for useless time wastes
by vhs
history's end said
francis fukuyama but
history seems to
be repeating the
same ritual mistake to
everything, turn turn
and turn back to again
by vhs
Hear ghostly laughter
With freedom freely fleeing
Chances and choices
Reverberation
Through masses with their heads down
Null innovation
Tragedies heap up
Dragons flick their tails in caves
Lambs play up above
Fickle folks forward
Leave the lingering darkness
For their descendents
by dvd
Uncomfortable facts
Where there are flags and nations
There will be warfare
by adam ben adam
boundaries torn down
lives torn to pieces, the souls
of diaspora
of endless civil
wars of nation building
nations in ruin
by vhs
the whole world with
folks running tourists over in
spain who did nothing
to them but just happened
to be there at the wrong time
those same feelings, the
diverse mobs, the
competing murderous hiveminds
who wish to drink our
blood and rip our flesh
off the bodies, we don't need
The Walking Dead, they
carry signs, burn down
store fronts, smash windows scream
NAZI or WHITE POWER
or something like that
opportunism, the cycle of Ecclesiastes
the time of peace and
the time of war, i
pray it's not too late
by vhs
the feelings internalize
it is like putting a cap on
a steam kettle, if
i keep them inside
i will almost literally
blow up in some manner
by vhs
the reason i feel
like seeing these things, these idols
destroyed makes me
think, how far will
people go until they stop
how far will the world
collapse, am i willing
to go that extra length on
a man made of stone?
by vhs
strong beliefs can lead
to how i feel right now and
i don't like it at all
by vhs
i hate to lose the
fun out of something but when
i feel really strong
about something I'm
even willing to stand to lose
my life over something
you might find stupid
by vhs
I saw it, all craft prepare to
retreat, we can't repel firepower
of that magnitude
by vhs