You gross figpucker!
Kiss us while stabbing our heart
Naughty little boy

I got it! It was Thai person who coined the word Colonel and pronounced in Kernel.
My ex GF told me I should buy something on crealance... I didn't get it. Until I figured out it was clearance. Asians. Well, at least they know what dogs are good for.

He ranked high in the popcorn Mafia.
He was Orville's right hand man.
They called him Colonel Kernel.

Do not fuck chickens.
It's unappreciated.
Ask Colenel Sanders.

And just how the fuck does "colonel" sound like "kernel".... who the fuck came up with that stupid shit??!?!?

what's sick is i know
the names...Styxhexenhammer666
Gary Franchi

The Doctor......of.....common......sen.....sssseee....

Hi Prince of Queens here...
Milo Yilanopolus...
Lauren Southern

Millenial Millie...
Just stop stop!!!! I'll have to
do a show to refute

reality itself!!!

you know if a guy
thinks sandy hook was a false
flag well i suppose

he might blame a screwed
up order at Denny's on the
Deep State which just sounds

like conspiracy stuff
think Texe Marrs, think x files on
crack, think Slenderman

is actually on
the NSA payroll we have
the God damned whole

Illuminatus novels
No, i am horrified by
polarization

utterly completely
Cthulhu has risen

planet vhs
whole planet just vhs
all waiting for him
comes dressed as boba
with gifts for his clone army
given instructions:
destroy liberals...
and listen to alex jones

There's nothing quite like
composing haiku poems
while getting butt banged

by a gnome with erectile dysfunction syndrome

there's nothing worse than
being a whore getting fucked
when the john can't cum

That big wave looks like
millions of little fingers
to pinch my nipples.

Okay then, tell me,
how can I make you happy?
And don't say butt sex.

Exploding head meat.
Devour my brain matter.
Skull shards and mucus.

Them's dangerous hats!
The mesh will not block the sun
You get a burned scalp

well at least no one
is wearing trucker hats with
irony anymore

they're wearing them cuz
they like them and that's the best
reason why to do so

truck driver or not

Aloha Snackbar

Masters of Evil!
UNITE TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!
(Free beer and snack bar.)

Has this ever happened?
Uncircumcised man with braces
AUTOFELLACIO
...
Foreskin stuck in braces
...
...
AUTOCIRCUMCISION

Nope, Oblivious Millenial was me
Sorry to disappoint
Writing that book though

I have a hard-on
for Snarf of the Thundercats
cartoon series but

Skeletor's hot too.

i do know someone
who i work with who i feel
could easily write a

book

we could say this is
a knitted quilt of bad poems
some jokes and i don't

know what else to say
I can't hit rewind, and let's
say when i was young

it was 1979
The Buggles, Video Killed The Radio Star
Who killed the VCR??

winks...obvious poke
from an old friend who knows her
Emerson quite well

Miss you lots

What's a book?

i remember those
old projectors and those slides
and overhead projectors

and even televisions
of a CRT sort carted in on
wheeled carts.

nowadays it is people having to fight the school board for real physical books

Remember back in the day when STDs used to be called VD and after the educational films shown in the 9th grade all the boys in the locker room would laugh and chant "V-D!" like adolescent gorillas?

Sure you do!

there will always be
extremes thinking they are right
just bonking each ide

over the head for all
time till the End finallly
comes thanks to them

any time i hear the
end is nigh, i usually
check and see if

the cubs have won a
world series or not and so
far, i think we're safe

well i fucked that up
but at least i'm not in charge
of armageddon

which one gets fired first -
the north korean missile missile
or the president ?

this is a time of
conspiracy theory and
true revelation ennui

Spaceship riding fire
Thing that my monkey admires
Fetal live Beatle

OFFENSIVE PUDDING
Bet on this horse or lose big
You can not go wrong

This horse sings a song
Embarrassing but worth it
Spend money on it

for all my wisdom
I'm glad i mess up because
it reminds me I'm

only human

we have to in my
case remember to forgive
ourselves and others

because we are all
too human, and these times would
be a hell of a

lot easier if
some folks managed to get that
on the table top

the list of things to
do in the mind set aside
for useless time wastes

history's end said
francis fukuyama but
history seems to

be repeating the
same ritual mistake to
everything, turn turn

and turn back to again

Hear ghostly laughter
With freedom freely fleeing
Chances and choices
Reverberation
Through masses with their heads down
Null innovation
Tragedies heap up
Dragons flick their tails in caves
Lambs play up above
Fickle folks forward
Leave the lingering darkness
For their descendents

Uncomfortable facts
Where there are flags and nations
There will be warfare

boundaries torn down
lives torn to pieces, the souls
of diaspora

of endless civil
wars of nation building
nations in ruin

the whole world with
folks running tourists over in
spain who did nothing

to them but just happened
to be there at the wrong time
those same feelings, the

diverse mobs, the
competing murderous hiveminds
who wish to drink our

blood and rip our flesh
off the bodies, we don't need
The Walking Dead, they

carry signs, burn down
store fronts, smash windows scream
NAZI or WHITE POWER

or something like that
opportunism, the cycle of Ecclesiastes
the time of peace and

the time of war, i
pray it's not too late

the feelings internalize
it is like putting a cap on
a steam kettle, if

i keep them inside
i will almost literally
blow up in some manner

the reason i feel
like seeing these things, these idols
destroyed makes me

think, how far will
people go until they stop
how far will the world

collapse, am i willing
to go that extra length on
a man made of stone?

strong beliefs can lead
to how i feel right now and
i don't like it at all

i hate to lose the
fun out of something but when
i feel really strong

about something I'm
even willing to stand to lose
my life over something

you might find stupid

I saw it, all craft prepare to
retreat, we can't repel firepower
of that magnitude

New Cheese Poodles album:
"Arguing About Statues"
Includes the hits:
"You're Not a Tree"
And
"Let's Leave The Major Life Decisions To Me"

A stylish gas mask
Fancy fighter jets and tanks
War is fabulous

Thank God they landed
Right next to a docile lamb
Instead of the wolf

of course we must be
off to our real lives the bills
and paper need to

go in slots where the
papers need to go you know
paper has to move

my favorite Van
Halen albums are 5150
1984, Van Halen II

and I like OU812.
I saw their concert trucks
race in Oxford Plains

in a drag race and
it is one of my favorite
childhood memories

(those not from Maine google or gibiru oxford plains speedway)