Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57215
Do not fuck chickens.
It's unappreciated.
Ask Colenel Sanders.

And just how the fuck does "colonel" sound like "kernel".... who the fuck came up with that stupid shit??!?!?
Haiku #57215
Posted: August 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET
Poet & location: Perdue! of It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. It take a pervert to make a chicken tender.