Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
by Anonymous Poet
Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
by Anonymous Poet
I should figure out
how to make New York pretzels.
I'll then quit my job.
And have much more time
to write my happy haiku
to lighten your days.
DFP Pretzels!
Just now hot from the oven!
Get 'em while they're fresh!
Only two dollars!
Cheese, mustard, lemon, garlic,
or road-kill raccoon!
by df of frei turin
That sounds pretty good.
Pretzels with lemon frosting.
Paired with German beer.
by df of ahead feroz
seems you're often down
but there were times we'd get down
and you wouldn't be
by ash
bitter and twisted
you're like a lemon pretzel
and way too salty
by ash
Legos do not bleed.
Although we'd like for them to.
So we fantasize.
by df of towers inter
Silly old pop songs
I love so many of them
So sexy it hurts
by T
Right...said Fred... he's too
sexy for haiku oh no
i guess one will do...ooo
by vhs
I'm not throwing out
vhs tapes, vhs.
You're just too sexy.
by df of maico museum
we all have a death
wish in some form or other
i think one form of
it is "planned ob-
solecence" or however
we spell that term there
throw out dvds
throw out vhs tapes make
room for more new crap
by vhs
Giant volcanoes
belching toxic gas over
the entire world.
I'd then be happy.
We'd not have caused our own end.
God's dark comedy.
by df of 2200 road
Books can do great things
Foster imagination
Dinosaur stories
by T
i worry most when i
see a generation go "whats
a.....book?" then go on
the smart tv and
see that there's millenials
with their own weblog
about their favorite books
to read, shows what i know, keep
going youtube...reader...
by vhs
Sauropod flatus
similarly started
the dinosaurs end.
Methane greenhouse gas
had given rise to deserts
and less food to eat.
The asteroid then
finished off the lizards' reign.
What comes after us?
Will they dig up our
fossils to see our mistakes
and then learn from them?
Or will they get drunk,
watch football and politics,
and eat cheese burgers?
by df of ahornweg close
cow farts are killers
they will slowly seal our fate
getting their revenge
by T
We should get back to
talking about flatulence
as a form of fuel.
by df of 4300 commista
gallons of water
across the world had salt etc etc
fukashima...well then
nuclear powered
water, poisoned so what do
we do about that???
by vhs
well drink water or
something else but something else
has water in it
by vhs
Oceans of potions
Can not give us the notions
To fix our big mess
by T
There is no life here.
It is all in the ocean.
For a short while.
by Anonymous Poet
that it does and all
the short cuts were the path the
prodigal son took
by vhs
the difficult path
turns out to be easier
in the long running
by mundane
no, sometimes what's odd
is even keeled but thinks
like number seven
by vhs
It's odd how haiku
look like a hand turned sideways
giving the finger.
by df of slame in use
Over consumption
of Central American
cuisine bloats my gut.
Like a puffer fish,
a balloon ready to pop,
I thusly explode.
As lava erupts,
rivulets run hot and foul,
filling the caverns.
Below city streets,
the newborn life, if called that,
becomes self-aware.
by Darth Figpucker of Yield Calle
I calculated
how many farts it would take
to make the Big Bang.
by Darth Figpucker of Boddington Mare
She sat in her pee,
homeless woman on the bus,
her private limo.
by Anonymous Poet
all the angry plots
movements in the past have all
turned to toast for "death"
it is the passage of time
by vhs
so i hate losing
my lunch and calming down then
realizing hulk smashed
by vhs
I think what pisses
me off most about psychos
trolls, terrorists and
the assholes who can
get away with muder and
keep drinking the blood
of the less courrpt
around them, so the joke is
do we become more
evil in order to
deal with the truly evil
and no one won
hmm?
by vhs
and the tempting is
to punch the person who screams
"go fuck yourself" and
the Christ says turn the
other cheek, but respond, he
strikes first, you bring out
the weapon, draw blood
he cries victim, so there's the
damn paradox there
walk away from the God
damn psycho whom drove others
off here or keep on
engaging him till
perhaps his last day comes and
new voices can say what
they will because the
psycho is dead, time kills all
of us, good and bad
so fuck the SJWS
fuck the Communists
fuck Silicon Valley
fuck people who say fuck you
you will die
i will die
fuck you doesn't stop death
it may be today
it may be tomorrow
how will you be remembered
and will your death be new life
or death eternal
fuck us all
we all die
let that be a lesson to you
by vhs
Go fuck yourself!
by Anonymous Poet
Why does the word "calle"
always appear in captcha phrases
and what does it mean?
by Darth Figpucker of 5800 Delmar
Keep the cash, return
the wallet filled with pooped on
Monopoly cash.
Demand a reward
in gross sexual favors
paid on Christmas Eve.
If you think that's bad,
you should see what I do with
the cell phones I find.
by df of little calle
riding on the bus
you find wallet full of cash
What you do with it?
by T
Why would you think that
I'd be an HA member?
(Haiku 'Nonomous.)
For step number 8,
Suck Matsuo Basho's farts
from an old clay jug.
They taste like frog legs
eaten under the moonlight
with magic mushrooms.
by df of centro property
i suspect all my
talk of posting here will just
be me myself and
I...De La Soul in
the house when Rap had a chance
to be something, else
then again there's "Nerdcore"
by vhs
i got a spam call
from Virginia today i
said i don't know a
person named Virginia
by vhs
well you know it's like
charlie at the bar where's he
at, oh he went to
AA but he'll be
back sucking down PBR
after Step 8 is done
by vhs
I am not okay.
I don't see why I should be.
I'm fucking awesome!
Seriously though,
did you think something was wrong?
My life is boring.
Get out of my brain
you Goddamn syphillis germs!
Her name was Phyllis.
by df of cottage calle
My vagina stinks.
Oh wait, I'm not a woman.
That would explain it.
--Bruce Jenner
by df of slim deposita