Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #56231
Over consumption
of Central American
cuisine bloats my gut.

Like a puffer fish,
a balloon ready to pop,
I thusly explode.

As lava erupts,
rivulets run hot and foul,
filling the caverns.

Below city streets,
the newborn life, if called that,
becomes self-aware.
Haiku #56231
Posted: March 17, 2017 7:45 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Yield Calle