Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 349 Days and 73111 Haikus later...

Confucius once say
"Man who masturbates daily
has life well in hand."
Haiku # 56181, March 7, 2017 8:05 pm ET
by df of winder avenue
After nine-one-one,
remember Bush's great speech?
nuclear fusion.
All the world's problems.
He solved in twenty minutes.
What an awesome dude!
Or a giant douche.
Not one of his predictions
ever came to be.
Problems can be solved.
But still more are created.
Cash in your chips now.
Haiku # 56180, March 7, 2017 8:03 pm ET
by df of calle public
seems everyone wants
to write novels now, there's a damn
laptop with dreams of

being a romance
writer somewhere in a chinese
basement office
Haiku # 56179, March 7, 2017 1:20 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56178, March 6, 2017 8:03 pm ET
by Peterdus of Nepal
Haiku # 56177, March 6, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the world is now seen
to be full of nuts but the
shells are not off yet
Haiku # 56176, March 6, 2017 1:26 pm ET
by vhs of no comment
oh doctor strangelove
i knew you then, even now
Yes Mein Furher, I

mean...mister president.
Inspector Clouseau is
so long gone and missed
Haiku # 56175, March 6, 2017 1:11 pm ET
by vhs of is google trying to write it's own novels????
Things will be okay
Humans are remarkable
Problems can be solved
Haiku # 56174, March 6, 2017 1:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If earth is flooded,
I hope all mosquitoes drown.
We'll be like Venus.

Hot, sweaty, acrid.
Worst venereal disease:
Global warming clap.
Haiku # 56173, March 6, 2017 12:30 am ET
by df of eurener calle
I'm going outside.
Standing on my head naked.
See my asshole, God!

Fuck, I hate the rain.
Climate change and for the worse.
My asshole is clean.
Haiku # 56172, March 6, 2017 12:25 am ET
by df of acacia breca
The Japs understand.
That's why they have coffee shops.
But not for coffee.

Young girls, short dresses,
mirrored floors, see-thru panties.
Can I get more cream?
Haiku # 56171, March 6, 2017 12:21 am ET
by df of farmacia menu
We need comedy.
The laughter as nukes go off.
Smile so brightly.
Haiku # 56170, March 6, 2017 12:17 am ET
by df of calle stop
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Haiku # 56169, March 5, 2017 6:47 pm ET
by iurtpoio of USA
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Haiku # 56168, March 5, 2017 6:18 pm ET
by iurtpoio of USA
Well, Origami.
I'd rather have salami.
It's the paper cuts.
Haiku # 56167, March 5, 2017 5:09 pm ET
by Toxidyne of CA
the end of time will
begin shortly after miss
lady gaga does

a gig with the band
megadeth, metallica was
the 6th seal broken
Haiku # 56166, March 5, 2017 2:32 pm ET
by vhs
and the jokes go on
did you hear the one about
the wiretap? well

of course you did if
you were listening in on
xyz affairs
Haiku # 56165, March 5, 2017 2:11 pm ET
by vhs
Full body massage.
Held in a fart the whole time.
Ideal gas law.
Haiku # 56164, March 5, 2017 7:57 am ET
by df of PV=nRT
The words of Jesus
written on a bathroom wall.
Save your soul and shit.

I red my captcha.
No kidding: "Graveyard to let".
Now that's irony.
Haiku # 56163, March 5, 2017 2:57 am ET
by df
politics by all
other names is war by means
other than violence
Haiku # 56162, March 4, 2017 6:16 pm ET
by vhs of Commandant Heineken
it becomes one man's
joke and the rest have moved on
novelty wears off
Haiku # 56161, March 4, 2017 6:09 pm ET
by vhs
Catsuit VonPooper
Meows below my window
Fresh air is priceless
Haiku # 56160, March 4, 2017 3:22 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Roxy Mountain High
Taint misbehaving
Scripture sexy scent saving
Should have stopped sooner
Haiku # 56159, March 4, 2017 1:56 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
That just blew my mind
I think I just blew myself
Justice sniff my taint
Haiku # 56158, March 4, 2017 1:49 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Holiday inn off I 70
To keep from cumming
when I am fucking my wife,
I think of my wife.
Haiku # 56157, March 4, 2017 12:40 am ET
by df
grumpy old redneck
said mother nature made bodies
to last 30 years

he also said use
it or lose it, but some guys
can drink forever

smoke, move heavy things
and die like Lemmy did at
70 or something
Haiku # 56156, March 3, 2017 1:11 pm ET
by vhs
Screw the tissue test
Just a trick to sell toothpaste
With bad addatives
Haiku # 56155, March 2, 2017 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 56154, March 2, 2017 11:20 am ET
by rwrupoyr of USA
Australian spam
Made with kangaroo butt meat
Still tastes just like poop
Haiku # 56153, March 2, 2017 8:51 am ET
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Haiku # 56152, March 2, 2017 3:48 am ET
by niceneat of australia
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Haiku # 56151, March 1, 2017 8:45 pm ET
by Peterdus of Nepal
hmm now why does the
body begin to fuck up
when history needs

old farts that can tell
the right people to go to their
rooms without supper
Haiku # 56150, March 1, 2017 1:05 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56149, March 1, 2017 3:00 am ET
by jimmy charles of Houston
There's nothing to say.
Listen to me anyway.
Pa-root toot-toot. Ahhhhh!
Haiku # 56148, February 28, 2017 10:34 pm ET
by df
Psycho chicks are cool.
They sure know how to suck dick.
Thank God for Satan!
Haiku # 56147, February 28, 2017 10:31 pm ET
by df
My wife's ass is fat.
And that's not in a good way.
So now I hate God.
Haiku # 56146, February 28, 2017 10:28 pm ET
by df
Bad haiku are just
haiku that give you blow jobs
after the poem.
Haiku # 56145, February 28, 2017 10:19 pm ET
by df
now that's more like it
i like it, cynical, bad
and lack of hope hides

all the hope in the world
the hope is disguised
Haiku # 56144, February 28, 2017 1:32 pm ET
by vhs
Oh the rules of peace...
Compulsive lying is one
Hatred another
Haiku # 56143, February 28, 2017 8:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56142, February 27, 2017 10:39 pm ET
by yssy of ysstts
The faster mankind
destroys itself, the faster
the world will know peace.
Haiku # 56141, February 27, 2017 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one can't deal with a
mob of anger that doesn't know
the rules of true peace
Haiku # 56140, February 27, 2017 1:45 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56139, February 27, 2017 1:00 pm ET
by eiiitoto of USA
Haiku # 56138, February 27, 2017 5:39 am ET
by yurwreee of USA
well you got that right
let's make america grate
all hail the big cheese
Haiku # 56137, February 27, 2017 1:31 am ET
by ash
want my opinion
illiterate president -
can you read my lips ?
Haiku # 56136, February 27, 2017 1:22 am ET
by ash
this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
Haiku # 56135, February 26, 2017 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku # 56134, February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET
by vhs
so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku # 56133, February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET
by ash
haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku # 56132, February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET
by ash
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