My wife's ass is fat.
And that's not in a good way.
So now I hate God.

Bad haiku are just
haiku that give you blow jobs
after the poem.

now that's more like it
i like it, cynical, bad
and lack of hope hides

all the hope in the world
the hope is disguised

Oh the rules of peace...
Compulsive lying is one
Hatred another

x greater than or equal to −6 or x less than or equal to 5

The faster mankind
destroys itself, the faster
the world will know peace.

one can't deal with a
mob of anger that doesn't know
the rules of true peace

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well you got that right
let's make america grate
all hail the big cheese

want my opinion
illiterate president -
can you read my lips ?

this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
administration

here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?

so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?

haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"

Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.

Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Snuffalupagus.

I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.

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personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange

Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.

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Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores

you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here

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well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo

Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words

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ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.

the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again

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the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth

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Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart

We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.

All genitals should
have tattooed warning labels:
This thing can make kids.

The sex-ed films lied.
Vaginas do not explode.
But they don't let go.

Old age is not good.
I pee the bed if I'm drunk.
Prostitutes get mad.