Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 107 Days and 70168 Haikus later...

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Haiku # 56142, February 27, 2017 10:39 pm ET
by yssy of ysstts
The faster mankind
destroys itself, the faster
the world will know peace.
Haiku # 56141, February 27, 2017 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one can't deal with a
mob of anger that doesn't know
the rules of true peace
Haiku # 56140, February 27, 2017 1:45 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56139, February 27, 2017 1:00 pm ET
by eiiitoto of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56138, February 27, 2017 5:39 am ET
by yurwreee of USA
well you got that right
let's make america grate
all hail the big cheese
Haiku # 56137, February 27, 2017 1:31 am ET
by ash
want my opinion
illiterate president -
can you read my lips ?
Haiku # 56136, February 27, 2017 1:22 am ET
by ash
this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
administration
Haiku # 56135, February 26, 2017 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku # 56134, February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET
by vhs
so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku # 56133, February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET
by ash
haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku # 56132, February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET
by ash
Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.
Haiku # 56131, February 25, 2017 11:22 pm ET
by df
Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Snuffalupagus.
Haiku # 56130, February 25, 2017 11:13 pm ET
by df
I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.
Haiku # 56129, February 25, 2017 10:52 pm ET
by df
Hello!
Haiku # 56128, February 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET
by rppoiyuw of USA
personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange
Haiku # 56127, February 25, 2017 10:42 am ET
by vhs
Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.
Haiku # 56126, February 25, 2017 6:37 am ET
by df
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Haiku # 56125, February 25, 2017 6:20 am ET
by rrtwioey of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56124, February 25, 2017 6:19 am ET
by prpeitiy of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56123, February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET
by reoetrwe of USA
Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku # 56122, February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku # 56121, February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
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Haiku # 56120, February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET
by rrtwioey of USA
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Haiku # 56119, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by otiyuwui of USA
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Haiku # 56118, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by oiiotwtu of USA
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Haiku # 56117, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by iiopppey of USA
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Haiku # 56116, February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku # 56115, February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku # 56114, February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56113, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by turputtu of USA
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Haiku # 56112, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56111, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by rttoirwr of USA
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Haiku # 56110, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by ueyrpwrr of USA
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Haiku # 56109, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by yirpeopt of USA
ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku # 56108, February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET
by df
the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku # 56107, February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET
by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
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Haiku # 56106, February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET
by poewuwuu of USA
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Haiku # 56105, February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by ypupwpup of USA
the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku # 56104, February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs of vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56103, February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by uoutiwuo of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56102, February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by ewpiuoou of USA
Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku # 56101, February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.
Haiku # 56100, February 21, 2017 8:06 pm ET
by df
All genitals should
have tattooed warning labels:
This thing can make kids.
Haiku # 56099, February 21, 2017 7:56 pm ET
by df
The sex-ed films lied.
Vaginas do not explode.
But they don't let go.
Haiku # 56098, February 21, 2017 7:53 pm ET
by df
Old age is not good.
I pee the bed if I'm drunk.
Prostitutes get mad.
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by df
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Haiku # 56096, February 21, 2017 2:02 pm ET
by LarrySasse of Denmark
bears are pretty cool
unless they want to eat you,
or owe you money
Haiku # 56095, February 21, 2017 12:38 am ET
by big chief
this war of words hits
a wall of people and thought
is not possible

in a generation
where feelings come first and if
...feels good, just do it
Haiku # 56094, February 20, 2017 1:53 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56093, February 20, 2017 10:42 am ET
by iyiiewto of USA
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