Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78009 Haiku later...
this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
administration
Haiku # 56135 February 26, 2017 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku # 56134 February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET
by vhs
so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku # 56133 February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET
by ash
haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku # 56132 February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET
by ash
Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.
Haiku # 56131 February 25, 2017 11:22 pm ET
by df
Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Snuffalupagus.
Haiku # 56130 February 25, 2017 11:13 pm ET
by df
I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.
Haiku # 56129 February 25, 2017 10:52 pm ET
by df
Hello!
Haiku # 56128 February 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET
by rppoiyuw of USA
personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange
Haiku # 56127 February 25, 2017 10:42 am ET
by vhs
Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.
Haiku # 56126 February 25, 2017 6:37 am ET
by df
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Haiku # 56125 February 25, 2017 6:20 am ET
by rrtwioey of USA
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Haiku # 56124 February 25, 2017 6:19 am ET
by prpeitiy of USA
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Haiku # 56123 February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET
by reoetrwe of USA
Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku # 56122 February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku # 56121 February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
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Haiku # 56120 February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET
by rrtwioey of USA
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Haiku # 56119 February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by otiyuwui of USA
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Haiku # 56118 February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by oiiotwtu of USA
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Haiku # 56117 February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by iiopppey of USA
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Haiku # 56116 February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku # 56115 February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku # 56114 February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56113 February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by turputtu of USA
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Haiku # 56112 February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
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Haiku # 56111 February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by rttoirwr of USA
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Haiku # 56110 February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by ueyrpwrr of USA
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Haiku # 56109 February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by yirpeopt of USA
ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku # 56108 February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET
by df
the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku # 56107 February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET
by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
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Haiku # 56106 February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET
by poewuwuu of USA
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Haiku # 56105 February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by ypupwpup of USA
the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku # 56104 February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs of vhs
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Haiku # 56103 February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by uoutiwuo of USA
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Haiku # 56102 February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by ewpiuoou of USA
Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku # 56101 February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.
Haiku # 56100 February 21, 2017 8:06 pm ET
by df
All genitals should
have tattooed warning labels:
This thing can make kids.
Haiku # 56099 February 21, 2017 7:56 pm ET
by df
The sex-ed films lied.
Vaginas do not explode.
But they don't let go.
Haiku # 56098 February 21, 2017 7:53 pm ET
by df
Old age is not good.
I pee the bed if I'm drunk.
Prostitutes get mad.
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by df
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Haiku # 56096 February 21, 2017 2:02 pm ET
by LarrySasse of Denmark
bears are pretty cool
unless they want to eat you,
or owe you money
Haiku # 56095 February 21, 2017 12:38 am ET
by big chief
this war of words hits
a wall of people and thought
is not possible

in a generation
where feelings come first and if
...feels good, just do it
Haiku # 56094 February 20, 2017 1:53 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56093 February 20, 2017 10:42 am ET
by iyiiewto of USA
when and if i get
so i can get rip roaring drunk
i will encourage

you to do so so
at least i know someone else
is having some fun
Haiku # 56092 February 19, 2017 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
It's time to eat shrimp.
Then get drunk on cheap-assed rum.
Then puke up the sea.
Haiku # 56091 February 19, 2017 4:40 am ET
by df
Oh chaos monkey,
Deliver us, get funky
Time to blow chunky
Haiku # 56090 February 19, 2017 3:16 am ET
by Adorable Kittens of Waiting for improvement
drunken confusion
dog hair loves divinity
how high can one get?
Haiku # 56089 February 19, 2017 1:23 am ET
by big chief
well then there is the
other you know "Hittlery?"
think about it then no

matter who is in
the white house they are going
to get the black ball
Haiku # 56088 February 18, 2017 12:51 pm ET
by vhs
Do not speak his name.
He's Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Or T-Rump for short.
Haiku # 56087 February 18, 2017 2:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i got a black ma
gick woman and she knows where to
stick the pins hunny
Haiku # 56086 February 17, 2017 11:57 am ET
by vhs
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