Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 105 Days and 70157 Haikus later...

well you got that right
let's make america grate
all hail the big cheese
Haiku # 56137, February 27, 2017 1:31 am ET
by ash
want my opinion
illiterate president -
can you read my lips ?
Haiku # 56136, February 27, 2017 1:22 am ET
by ash
this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
administration
Haiku # 56135, February 26, 2017 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku # 56134, February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET
by vhs
so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku # 56133, February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET
by ash
haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku # 56132, February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET
by ash
Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.
Haiku # 56131, February 25, 2017 11:22 pm ET
by df
Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Snuffalupagus.
Haiku # 56130, February 25, 2017 11:13 pm ET
by df
I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.
Haiku # 56129, February 25, 2017 10:52 pm ET
by df
Hello!
Haiku # 56128, February 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET
by rppoiyuw of USA
personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange
Haiku # 56127, February 25, 2017 10:42 am ET
by vhs
Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.
Haiku # 56126, February 25, 2017 6:37 am ET
by df
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Haiku # 56125, February 25, 2017 6:20 am ET
by rrtwioey of USA
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Haiku # 56124, February 25, 2017 6:19 am ET
by prpeitiy of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56123, February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET
by reoetrwe of USA
Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku # 56122, February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku # 56121, February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
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Haiku # 56120, February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET
by rrtwioey of USA
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Haiku # 56119, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by otiyuwui of USA
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Haiku # 56118, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by oiiotwtu of USA
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Haiku # 56117, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by iiopppey of USA
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Haiku # 56116, February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku # 56115, February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku # 56114, February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56113, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by turputtu of USA
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Haiku # 56112, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
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Haiku # 56111, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by rttoirwr of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56110, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by ueyrpwrr of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56109, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by yirpeopt of USA
ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku # 56108, February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET
by df
the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku # 56107, February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET
by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
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Haiku # 56106, February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET
by poewuwuu of USA
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Haiku # 56105, February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by ypupwpup of USA
the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku # 56104, February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs of vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56103, February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by uoutiwuo of USA
Hello!
Haiku # 56102, February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET
by ewpiuoou of USA
Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku # 56101, February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.
Haiku # 56100, February 21, 2017 8:06 pm ET
by df
All genitals should
have tattooed warning labels:
This thing can make kids.
Haiku # 56099, February 21, 2017 7:56 pm ET
by df
The sex-ed films lied.
Vaginas do not explode.
But they don't let go.
Haiku # 56098, February 21, 2017 7:53 pm ET
by df
Old age is not good.
I pee the bed if I'm drunk.
Prostitutes get mad.
Haiku # 56097, February 21, 2017 5:50 pm ET
by df
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Haiku # 56096, February 21, 2017 2:02 pm ET
by LarrySasse of Denmark
bears are pretty cool
unless they want to eat you,
or owe you money
Haiku # 56095, February 21, 2017 12:38 am ET
by big chief
this war of words hits
a wall of people and thought
is not possible

in a generation
where feelings come first and if
...feels good, just do it
Haiku # 56094, February 20, 2017 1:53 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56093, February 20, 2017 10:42 am ET
by iyiiewto of USA
when and if i get
so i can get rip roaring drunk
i will encourage

you to do so so
at least i know someone else
is having some fun
Haiku # 56092, February 19, 2017 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
It's time to eat shrimp.
Then get drunk on cheap-assed rum.
Then puke up the sea.
Haiku # 56091, February 19, 2017 4:40 am ET
by df
Oh chaos monkey,
Deliver us, get funky
Time to blow chunky
Haiku # 56090, February 19, 2017 3:16 am ET
by Adorable Kittens of Waiting for improvement
drunken confusion
dog hair loves divinity
how high can one get?
Haiku # 56089, February 19, 2017 1:23 am ET
by big chief
well then there is the
other you know "Hittlery?"
think about it then no

matter who is in
the white house they are going
to get the black ball
Haiku # 56088, February 18, 2017 12:51 pm ET
by vhs
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