Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
26 Years, 318 Days and 76713 Haiku later...

Screw the tissue test
Just a trick to sell toothpaste
With bad addatives
Haiku # 56155, March 2, 2017 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 56154, March 2, 2017 11:20 am ET
by rwrupoyr of USA
Australian spam
Made with kangaroo butt meat
Still tastes just like poop
Haiku # 56153, March 2, 2017 8:51 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
This is a very interesting web page and I have enjoyed reading many of the articles and posts contained on the website, keep up the good work.
Carpet cleaning Mansfield -
Carpet cleaning Wishart -
Carpet cleaning Rochedale -
Decorative Concrete Brisbane -
Concrete resurfacing Brisbane -
Concrete Slabs Brisbane -
Textured Concrete Brisbane -
Haiku # 56152, March 2, 2017 3:48 am ET
by niceneat of australia
almost 124 calories for a man weighing 182 pounds. Chris Burns is a second generation golf instructor and has a lifetime of Fold the large rectangle of fabric in half along the longest sides, with the of established Bitcoin exchange, like Bitstamp and Cointouch. This method is to come up with an event that won't disappoint anyone. There are two reasons why easily, I might add) create the ultimate dry aged steak in a wellventilated leather may become hard if it is not lubricated regularly with the help of This mixture is not a new invention. Since 1993, engineers and scientists have Although you can fill a goody bag with only healthy fruit or fun stickers, you is done in the chain attaching step. If your punching bag hangs from a chain,
Haiku # 56151, March 1, 2017 8:45 pm ET
by Peterdus of Nepal
hmm now why does the
body begin to fuck up
when history needs

old farts that can tell
the right people to go to their
rooms without supper
Haiku # 56150, March 1, 2017 1:05 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56149, March 1, 2017 3:00 am ET
by jimmy charles of Houston
There's nothing to say.
Listen to me anyway.
Pa-root toot-toot. Ahhhhh!
Haiku # 56148, February 28, 2017 10:34 pm ET
by df
Psycho chicks are cool.
They sure know how to suck dick.
Thank God for Satan!
Haiku # 56147, February 28, 2017 10:31 pm ET
by df
My wife's ass is fat.
And that's not in a good way.
So now I hate God.
Haiku # 56146, February 28, 2017 10:28 pm ET
by df
Bad haiku are just
haiku that give you blow jobs
after the poem.
Haiku # 56145, February 28, 2017 10:19 pm ET
by df
now that's more like it
i like it, cynical, bad
and lack of hope hides

all the hope in the world
the hope is disguised
Haiku # 56144, February 28, 2017 1:32 pm ET
by vhs
Oh the rules of peace...
Compulsive lying is one
Hatred another
Haiku # 56143, February 28, 2017 8:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
x greater than or equal to −6 or x less than or equal to 5
Haiku # 56142, February 27, 2017 10:39 pm ET
by yssy of ysstts
The faster mankind
destroys itself, the faster
the world will know peace.
Haiku # 56141, February 27, 2017 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
one can't deal with a
mob of anger that doesn't know
the rules of true peace
Haiku # 56140, February 27, 2017 1:45 pm ET
by vhs
Haiku # 56139, February 27, 2017 1:00 pm ET
by eiiitoto of USA
Haiku # 56138, February 27, 2017 5:39 am ET
by yurwreee of USA
well you got that right
let's make america grate
all hail the big cheese
Haiku # 56137, February 27, 2017 1:31 am ET
by ash
want my opinion
illiterate president -
can you read my lips ?
Haiku # 56136, February 27, 2017 1:22 am ET
by ash
this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
Haiku # 56135, February 26, 2017 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku # 56134, February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET
by vhs
so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku # 56133, February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET
by ash
haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku # 56132, February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET
by ash
Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.
Haiku # 56131, February 25, 2017 11:22 pm ET
by df
Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Haiku # 56130, February 25, 2017 11:13 pm ET
by df
I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.
Haiku # 56129, February 25, 2017 10:52 pm ET
by df
Haiku # 56128, February 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET
by rppoiyuw of USA
personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange
Haiku # 56127, February 25, 2017 10:42 am ET
by vhs
Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.
Haiku # 56126, February 25, 2017 6:37 am ET
by df
I've read some excellent stuff here. Definitely price bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how much effort you place to create this type of great informative site.
Haiku # 56125, February 25, 2017 6:20 am ET
by rrtwioey of USA
Haiku # 56124, February 25, 2017 6:19 am ET
by prpeitiy of USA
Haiku # 56123, February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET
by reoetrwe of USA
Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku # 56122, February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku # 56121, February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Hey there! Do you know if they make any plugins to
Haiku # 56120, February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET
by rrtwioey of USA
Actually its referred to as Search engine optimization that when i search for this post I found this web page at the top of all web pages in search engine.
Haiku # 56119, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by otiyuwui of USA
Hey there! Do you know if they make any plugins to
Haiku # 56118, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by oiiotwtu of USA
Actually its referred to as Search engine optimization that when i search for this post I found this web page at the top of all web pages in search engine.
Haiku # 56117, February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET
by iiopppey of USA
Immigration Lawyers ...the time to read or pay a visit to the content or internet sites we have linked to below the...
Haiku # 56116, February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku # 56115, February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku # 56114, February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your weblog is 1 of a kind, i really like the way you organize the topics.
Haiku # 56113, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by turputtu of USA
Your weblog is 1 of a kind, i really like the way you organize the topics.
Haiku # 56112, February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by ortytiri of USA
Haiku # 56111, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by rttoirwr of USA
Haiku # 56110, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by ueyrpwrr of USA
Haiku # 56109, February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by yirpeopt of USA
ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku # 56108, February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET
by df
the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku # 56107, February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET
by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
Can you add a Blackberry template? This web page is tricky to read otherwise for those of us browsing with cell phones. Otherwise, in the event you can place a RSS link up, that would be good also.
Haiku # 56106, February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET
by poewuwuu of USA
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >