Learn to be happy.
Shove your cock up a dogs ass.
Think of Donald Trump.
But you were dreaming.
What's all over your bed sheets?
Nutella Cheetos.
How could it be worse?
You could be reading haiku.
Oh, but wait, you are.
by Darth Figpucker of The basement of Trump Tower playing online chess with Vladameercat Pootin'.
still they feed us lies
from the tablecloth but you
know system of a
down came around when
the system was down so good
protest music? ack.
Bloom County over Doonesbury, but RIP Hunter S. Thompson
by vhs
Anders is so bald
The light reflects off his dome
My eyes just melted
by woop the poop of emma watson's panties
Puppy skeet is fun.
Launch them from a catapult.
Or puppy-a-pult.
Play it near a beach.
With shark infested waters.
Penguins will thank you.
by Darth Figpucker of Not PRC
permethrin toxicity in cats bessant
by Anonymous Poet of USA
permethrin toxicity in cats bessant
by Anonymous Poet of USA
As you read these words
Think about puppies playing
Did that make you smile?
by Adorable Kittens
I'm listening to badly sung Lady Gaga covers in an Asian coffee shop next to a toy store that sells Lego and Star Wars rip-offs from China. Why do these red bloody cunts not have an iota of originality in their tiny-dicked bodies? And the "milk" is boxed powdered milk and makes the coffee taste like shit and I'm thinking I'll have to buy a cow. Crumbling streets, lack of proper sewage control, electricity goes down more often than a Beijing whore, water is brown and often not working and likely contains sewage. China hates the US b/c we are everything that China is not. And vice versa.
by vhs' evil shadow of The underbelly of the world
excuse me can't you
please take your god damn spambot
back to PRC
and put the ying with
the yang, stop with posturing
over say Taiwan
and I'm not done yet
by vhs
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lets not talk about
haiku website rule number
one, no one doth care
no one is here, i
wish people did care about
this sort of thing now
by vhs
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The older I get
the more I grow bigoted.
It's experience.
by Darth Figpucker
Augmented matrix.
Keanu Reeves with fake titties.
Now you know my mind.
by df
All the time wasted.
I could have been doing math.
Procrastination.
by df
Some words are quite large.
Do not use them in haiku.
Horses raping sheep.
by df
The goose lays gold eggs.
But she cannot fly at all.
She's the perfect slave.
by Darth Figpucker
I just shat a bike.
It needed minor repairs.
Now I need butt cream.
by Darth Figpucker
you form a band then
realize you were a commie
front all those damn years
by vhs
I think I'll have the
vegan bacon cheese burger
and a diet coke.
by Darth Figpucker of palihog, salamat, way sapayan
It fills you with rage.
What can you do about it?
Not a fucking thing.
by Adorable Kittens
raindrop lollipop
my hamburger death sentence
shoehorn redemption
by Potential names of my band
I hated your smiles,
screaming, shouting, angrily
shattering my mind.
by Robin Goodfellow
Virus pasta strands.
Uncoiled in a tin can.
It's not Italian.
Canned corn beef and Spam.
Rejected genital meat.
Pressure cooked nostrils.
Nitrates to preserve.
And to weaken the sperm cells.
Thus we slide backwards.
It is as designed.
And appears to be working.
The poor grow stupid.
by
Listen to heartbeats
of the time I spent with you;
remorse and regret
by Robin Goodfellow
Never seen monkeys
using any monkey wrench.
This confuses me
by Adorable Kittens
Raviolli give
me the formuolli cuz
I have AIDS in my
by Anonymous Poet of keester
Oh, give me a break.
You could use a few monkeys.
But couldn't we all.
by Anonymous Poet
when the spam shows up
it is like the monkey wrench
knocks out my writing
distraction
by vhs
Falling in love with
Death and his clockworks, though you're
still clinging to life.
by Robin Goodfellow
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by Anonymous Poet of USA
I'm looking forward
to the extinction of us
with ice cream on top.
Event A La Mode.
Though chocolate is preferred.
We'll make cool fossils.
by
But Beethoven's butt
bounces by beautifully
between bassoon beats.
by
Queefs are pussy farts.
But they are not really farts.
But that's a good thing.
by
Wide, innocent sighs
dreams and nightmares fall for you
like lovers in time
by Robin Goodfellow
i might argue that
Rapture is a song by Blondie
Fab Five Freddy...
by vhs
When dogs rule the world
We will greet one another
With much butt sniffing
by Renowned Futurist
Christ, I need coffee.
Fuck all this poetry shit.
The drug is calling.
by
The rapture happened.
Only three people arose.
We are what is left.
by of
the old stand bys stand
obliterated by the
passage of passing
by vhs
Of philosophies
dead branches of withered nights;
rotting memories
by Robin Goodfellow
Hello!
by opyyouuw of USA