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Haiku # 55909 January 11, 2017 4:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
I'm really enjoying the themedesign of your website. Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility issues? A handful of my blog audience have complained about my site not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Firefox. Do you have any solutions to help fix this problem?
Haiku # 55908 January 11, 2017 4:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of USA
I'm looking forward
to the extinction of us
with ice cream on top.

Event A La Mode.
Though chocolate is preferred.
We'll make cool fossils.
Haiku # 55907 January 11, 2017 1:49 am ET
by
But Beethoven's butt
bounces by beautifully
between bassoon beats.
Haiku # 55906 January 11, 2017 12:37 am ET
by
Queefs are pussy farts.
But they are not really farts.
But that's a good thing.
Haiku # 55905 January 11, 2017 12:33 am ET
by
Wide, innocent sighs
dreams and nightmares fall for you
like lovers in time
Haiku # 55904 January 10, 2017 3:43 pm ET
by Robin Goodfellow
i might argue that
Rapture is a song by Blondie
Fab Five Freddy...
Haiku # 55903 January 10, 2017 1:27 pm ET
by vhs
When dogs rule the world
We will greet one another
With much butt sniffing
Haiku # 55902 January 10, 2017 9:01 am ET
by Renowned Futurist
Christ, I need coffee.
Fuck all this poetry shit.
The drug is calling.
Haiku # 55901 January 9, 2017 9:01 pm ET
by
The rapture happened.
Only three people arose.
We are what is left.
Haiku # 55900 January 9, 2017 8:57 pm ET
by of
the old stand bys stand
obliterated by the
passage of passing
Haiku # 55899 January 9, 2017 11:56 am ET
by vhs
Of philosophies
dead branches of withered nights;
rotting memories
Haiku # 55898 January 9, 2017 11:23 am ET
by Robin Goodfellow
Hello!
Haiku # 55897 January 9, 2017 4:11 am ET
by opyyouuw of USA
Elegies from hymnals
grace in nightingale cages;
songs for a loved one
Haiku # 55896 January 8, 2017 4:25 pm ET
by Robin Goodfellow
when the Rapture comes
along and the seven year
period passes

will the bad haiku
still be here, a testament
to all gone before?
Haiku # 55895 January 8, 2017 10:48 am ET
by vhs of of course i am skeptical
Write an acronym
Of your name or else you will
Explode XD lol
Haiku # 55894 January 8, 2017 8:00 am ET
by Meme
Do not eat pink snow
It will make you very sick
Learned that the hard way
Haiku # 55893 January 8, 2017 3:19 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
Don't eat golden ice.
It's golden retriever pee.
My grandma told me.
Haiku # 55892 January 7, 2017 5:41 pm ET
by
Drops of golden ice
Helpless in withered flowers
Silver streams of silent dreams
Haiku # 55891 January 7, 2017 12:48 pm ET
by Robin Goodfellow
My haiku are great.
You're gonna love my haiku.
They're gonna be yuge!
Haiku # 55890 January 7, 2017 5:04 am ET
by Donald Trump of Almost in the White House
Donald Trump should post
his tweets here on this website
in haiku format.
Haiku # 55889 January 7, 2017 5:01 am ET
by Heil Cheeto!
We should go to war.
Most of China would love to see
a new government.
Haiku # 55888 January 7, 2017 4:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yeah, yeah! CRT.
Send money now, fartknockers!
I'll buy some nachos.

And maybe TP.
And burritos and nachos!
Send money, bungholes.

Bow down before The
Almighty Bungholio.
And send that money.
Haiku # 55887 January 7, 2017 4:55 am ET
by Cornholio of Lake Titicaca
China has got shit.
Poverty, pollution, smog.
Plastic cheap garbage.

Their rich vacation
in non-polluted countries,
scheming to buy land.

And turn those countries
into Chinese colonies,
filthy polluted shit holes just like China has become!
Haiku # 55886 January 7, 2017 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
We should be buddies.
China has toxic whoop ass,
plus lots of people
Haiku # 55885 January 7, 2017 1:20 am ET
by Russian Diplomat of Abouttobeexpelledistan
Silver lullabies
with warm candlelight nearby
for Earth's clockwork night
Haiku # 55884 January 6, 2017 10:41 am ET
by Robin Goodfellow
would the first church of
beavis and butthead be a
legal religion

where people watch vids
on a CRT TV
and say "this sucks..." or

"woah that's cool...." oh how
they have forgotten what sucks
and what is cool now
Haiku # 55883 January 6, 2017 10:33 am ET
by vhs
Believe in Beavis.
First Church of Cornholio.
Offers of TP.

Do you have TP?
Or do you have no TP?
We have no bunghole.

Anoint your bunghole
with oleo and TP.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Haiku # 55882 January 5, 2017 11:06 pm ET
by First Church of Cornholio the Great.
Weeping o'er the dark
Black Oceans caress the pain
of a loved one lost
Haiku # 55881 January 5, 2017 1:17 pm ET
by Robin Goodfellow
i wonder who came
up with the idea art needs
a liscense, status?
Haiku # 55880 January 5, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
It's the ninja code.
Japaneseish or something.
Look at the post card!

Go eat your sushi!
Family Feudalism
without wasabi.

I need to get my
artistic license renewed
or pay the large fine.
Haiku # 55879 January 4, 2017 10:26 pm ET
by df
I'm sorry you feel that way, what i read here i find rather disturbing, quite disturbing, not the sex doll thing so much but the devaluing of life
Haiku # 55878 January 4, 2017 11:35 am ET
by vhs
There once was a man from Nantookit
who took out his dick and shook it
at everyone that he saw
although against the law
for a toothpick they mistook it.
Haiku # 55877 January 3, 2017 7:50 pm ET
by
Electrophiles
are freaks who love electrons.
The chem teacher lied.
Haiku # 55876 January 3, 2017 7:47 pm ET
by
When I was little and I had no sense
I too a piss on the electric fence.
It shocked my dick, it shocked my balls,
I took a shit in my overalls.
Haiku # 55875 January 3, 2017 7:45 pm ET
by
Murder is an art.
Those who do it in hatred
are barbaric scum.
Haiku # 55874 January 2, 2017 11:18 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
I just ordered a
Hello Kitty sex doll from
Amazon dot com.
Haiku # 55873 January 2, 2017 11:15 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
I hate the way that
Asians take pics of their food
before they eat it.
Haiku # 55872 January 2, 2017 11:12 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of The most disgusting CR (restroom) in the Philippines.
Drugs can do good things.
Amphetamine-dried nostrils.
Pluck out those nose hairs.
Haiku # 55871 January 2, 2017 11:08 pm ET
by Nad Nostril and His Nine Nasty Nose-Pickers playing "I'll Get You Yet, You Booger." Pick it, boys!
To chop off your head,
recording the slice and thud,
would make me happy.
Haiku # 55870 January 2, 2017 11:03 pm ET
by Samurai Jack Daniels of Population Control
To come undone once
by your sweet melodic laugh
while time marches on
Haiku # 55869 January 2, 2017 3:30 pm ET
by Robin Goodfellow of Dallas, Texas
duality is
one gravitational wave
this just will not do
Haiku # 55868 January 2, 2017 12:35 pm ET
by mundane
one has tried to make
religions of science
we got sci fi

instead
Haiku # 55867 January 2, 2017 11:08 am ET
by vhs of re: episode of futurama about star trek
in the end it fails
the promise becomes weighty
moral bankruptcy wins
Haiku # 55866 January 2, 2017 6:42 am ET
by Sabu of Melbourne
When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But cuz I want to
Haiku # 55865 January 2, 2017 6:28 am ET
by Forskolin of USA
Oh fuck, I give up.
Reading, watching, begging you
Cowards be ye all
Haiku # 55864 January 2, 2017 2:26 am ET
by Mandorable Kitbola of South Colorola
Science in my pants.
Usually makes me dance.
Payday cash advance
Haiku # 55863 January 1, 2017 11:12 pm ET
by Adorable Kittens
the facts are the facts
science will soon rule supreme
if we like, or not
Haiku # 55862 January 1, 2017 9:51 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
yes electron clouds
we can never truly know
where they just might be

we can only make a
rough guess via science and
speculation ok...

I was just trying to sound smart at the last line there...
Haiku # 55861 January 1, 2017 9:08 pm ET
by vhs
an electron dream
from any point to the edge
it must be twisted
Haiku # 55860 January 1, 2017 2:02 pm ET
by mundane
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