Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #55887
Yeah, yeah! CRT.
Send money now, fartknockers!
I'll buy some nachos.

And maybe TP.
And burritos and nachos!
Send money, bungholes.

Bow down before The
Almighty Bungholio.
And send that money.
Haiku #55887
Posted: January 7, 2017 4:55 am ET
Poet & location: Cornholio of Lake Titicaca