Raviolli give
me the formuolli cuz
I have AIDS in my
by Anonymous Poet of keester
Oh, give me a break.
You could use a few monkeys.
But couldn't we all.
by Anonymous Poet
when the spam shows up
it is like the monkey wrench
knocks out my writing
distraction
by vhs
Falling in love with
Death and his clockworks, though you're
still clinging to life.
by Robin Goodfellow
This is a great blog, would you be involved in doing an interview about how you created it? If so email me!
by Anonymous Poet of USA
This is a great blog, would you be involved in doing an interview about how you created it? If so email me!
by Anonymous Poet of USA
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by Anonymous Poet of USA
I'm really enjoying the themedesign of your website. Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility issues? A handful of my blog audience have complained about my site not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Firefox. Do you have any solutions to help fix this problem?
by Anonymous Poet of USA
I'm looking forward
to the extinction of us
with ice cream on top.
Event A La Mode.
Though chocolate is preferred.
We'll make cool fossils.
by
But Beethoven's butt
bounces by beautifully
between bassoon beats.
by
Queefs are pussy farts.
But they are not really farts.
But that's a good thing.
by
Wide, innocent sighs
dreams and nightmares fall for you
like lovers in time
by Robin Goodfellow
i might argue that
Rapture is a song by Blondie
Fab Five Freddy...
by vhs
When dogs rule the world
We will greet one another
With much butt sniffing
by Renowned Futurist
Christ, I need coffee.
Fuck all this poetry shit.
The drug is calling.
by
The rapture happened.
Only three people arose.
We are what is left.
by of
the old stand bys stand
obliterated by the
passage of passing
by vhs
Of philosophies
dead branches of withered nights;
rotting memories
by Robin Goodfellow
Hello!
by opyyouuw of USA
Elegies from hymnals
grace in nightingale cages;
songs for a loved one
by Robin Goodfellow
when the Rapture comes
along and the seven year
period passes
will the bad haiku
still be here, a testament
to all gone before?
by vhs of of course i am skeptical
Write an acronym
Of your name or else you will
Explode XD lol
by Meme
Do not eat pink snow
It will make you very sick
Learned that the hard way
by Adorable Kittens
Don't eat golden ice.
It's golden retriever pee.
My grandma told me.
by
Drops of golden ice
Helpless in withered flowers
Silver streams of silent dreams
by Robin Goodfellow
My haiku are great.
You're gonna love my haiku.
They're gonna be yuge!
by Donald Trump of Almost in the White House
Donald Trump should post
his tweets here on this website
in haiku format.
by Heil Cheeto!
We should go to war.
Most of China would love to see
a new government.
by Anonymous Poet
Yeah, yeah! CRT.
Send money now, fartknockers!
I'll buy some nachos.
And maybe TP.
And burritos and nachos!
Send money, bungholes.
Bow down before The
Almighty Bungholio.
And send that money.
by Cornholio of Lake Titicaca
China has got shit.
Poverty, pollution, smog.
Plastic cheap garbage.
Their rich vacation
in non-polluted countries,
scheming to buy land.
And turn those countries
into Chinese colonies,
filthy polluted shit holes just like China has become!
by Anonymous Poet
We should be buddies.
China has toxic whoop ass,
plus lots of people
by Russian Diplomat of Abouttobeexpelledistan
Silver lullabies
with warm candlelight nearby
for Earth's clockwork night
by Robin Goodfellow
would the first church of
beavis and butthead be a
legal religion
where people watch vids
on a CRT TV
and say "this sucks..." or
"woah that's cool...." oh how
they have forgotten what sucks
and what is cool now
by vhs
Believe in Beavis.
First Church of Cornholio.
Offers of TP.
Do you have TP?
Or do you have no TP?
We have no bunghole.
Anoint your bunghole
with oleo and TP.
Yeah, that would be cool.
by First Church of Cornholio the Great.
Weeping o'er the dark
Black Oceans caress the pain
of a loved one lost
by Robin Goodfellow
i wonder who came
up with the idea art needs
a liscense, status?
by vhs
It's the ninja code.
Japaneseish or something.
Look at the post card!
Go eat your sushi!
Family Feudalism
without wasabi.
I need to get my
artistic license renewed
or pay the large fine.
by df
I'm sorry you feel that way, what i read here i find rather disturbing, quite disturbing, not the sex doll thing so much but the devaluing of life
by vhs
There once was a man from Nantookit
who took out his dick and shook it
at everyone that he saw
although against the law
for a toothpick they mistook it.
by
Electrophiles
are freaks who love electrons.
The chem teacher lied.
by
When I was little and I had no sense
I too a piss on the electric fence.
It shocked my dick, it shocked my balls,
I took a shit in my overalls.
by
Murder is an art.
Those who do it in hatred
are barbaric scum.
by Darth Figpucker
I just ordered a
Hello Kitty sex doll from
Amazon dot com.
by Darth Figpucker
I hate the way that
Asians take pics of their food
before they eat it.
by Darth Figpucker of The most disgusting CR (restroom) in the Philippines.
Drugs can do good things.
Amphetamine-dried nostrils.
Pluck out those nose hairs.
by Nad Nostril and His Nine Nasty Nose-Pickers playing "I'll Get You Yet, You Booger." Pick it, boys!
To chop off your head,
recording the slice and thud,
would make me happy.
by Samurai Jack Daniels of Population Control
To come undone once
by your sweet melodic laugh
while time marches on
by Robin Goodfellow of Dallas, Texas
duality is
one gravitational wave
this just will not do
by mundane
one has tried to make
religions of science
we got sci fi
instead
by vhs of re: episode of futurama about star trek
in the end it fails
the promise becomes weighty
moral bankruptcy wins
by Sabu of Melbourne