Celebrate custom
One morning, seven days, eight nights
Delight in belief!

I could probably
Make a script to block all spam;
Kill non-unique posts,

But really, would you
Prefer to see "Hello!" or
"Spam haiku hidden".

(They're both pretty equally spammy, imo).

Would be nice if it
also blocked the word "Hello!"
because that's just gay.

coder as artist
i know you know some things and
I keep that in mind...

It seems to have worked!
It blocks greater than and less
than coding symbols.

I have been saying
this for longer than my schlong...
in my dreams, that is.

I knew my rudeness
would eventually work.
Like it did for Trump!

I am so happy!
Thank you, sir vigilante!
You are our hero!

... maybe...

fart test

Hoping your plan works
We are all counting on you
'cause we are lazy

Aha! It does work!
It hides new spam after me!
Try your worst, spammers!

http://www.google.com

This is just a test, don't mind me.

Damn, it didn't work.
Back to the old drawing board.
See what I can do.

(Beta)

I'm testing a script,
To get rid of spam links on
Pages that I post.

If Janis won't help,
Won't purge the site of the spam,
I guess that I'll try.

Praise vandalism
Unless we do not agree
Then you go to jail

Actions do affect
Careful what you say and do
Don't be an asshole

yes and all the mad
ascii skills and i still
need to get a stint

for my heart, i think

The pig man
With his knives and chains
Carves himself

Revelers come forth
With their masks, suits, and dresses
Applaud happily

Chanting with rhythm
"Carve, Pigman! Carve Pigman! Carve!
He squeals with delight

Slabs of meat
Fall towards the floor
Eat! Eat! Eat!

To really be rude,
I should change the font to white.
That would be funny!

I am nearly bushed.
Being a whore takes its toll.
I poop equations.

I get paid for it.
And I get paid rather well.
Bums are better off.

I had a strange dream.
I taught a class in rudeness.
Everyone loved it.

well looks like the art
project here it is getting
bigger by the moot

This world needs a war.
There are too many people.
Release the virus.

the words come out so
even in the last days there
are last words to speak

You fail at counting
Meanwhile I will be mounting
Another mother

we are innocent
corrupted by bad music
shaming our future

You said you loved me
But that was a big fat lie
And now you must die

Captain Kangaroo
Doing naughty things to you
poo and super glue

yes i know sometimes
i do haiku sometimes i
undo haiku...peace

you misunderstand
haiku; it's more than just three
meagre broken lines

you misunderstand
haiku; it

fifty five thousand
six hundred seventy one
and they are all bad!

i think that was you
know like survivalist food
for sale in buckets

and jim bakker and
his we can make a table
with these buckets...he's

probably crazy

Subterranean
That is the future my friends
Start digging your holes

what is profound is
of course the fact that a guy
who teaches skool is

just a blip in the
life of someone passing through
that skool of passing...

You are reading words
The words will make you think things
Then you will forget

Christmas is coming
Bad elf under mistletoe
Santa rides the sleigh

Men who fuck chickens
look down on those who fuck goats
because that's just sick.

No, Garth, you are wrong.
A self-referring poem
is not poetry.

So what is it then?
Sad comedy at its best.
But that's okay too.

Here's an example:
This haiku is so stupid.
You see what I mean?

All hope is now lost.
Genocide by a Tweeto.
(A Cheeto that tweets.)

Drink some orange food dye
in the hopes of blending in
and avoid the camps.

You will not be starved.
You will be force fed Cheetos
and Dr. Pepper.

What is green and dangerous? A gooseberry with a machine gun - October Weather

self referential
you broke your own stupid rule
evil figpucker

Funny how the spam
vanishes after I drop
a poop bomb, ain't it.

Okay, vhs.
If you think praying will work,
Pray all you wan to.

Or... you can try to email Janis to see if you can learn the code to log in to the website host and delete all the spam as it comes in. Imagine, actually doing something about it. Wow. He helps those who help me. Good luck.

Oh....

POOP!

Happy?

you know my beliefs
have me think i can wage a
thing called "spiritual"

warfare" on say spam.
what good does it do to pray
against spam postings?

Are you okay sir?
Maybe you should take a rest!
There is something wrong...



...with you...



...I hate haiku.

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My name is David
I am the worstest person
Elevator farts!

My name is Adam
I am the best person lol
Plz reply to this!

Hey there, vhs.
Do you know HTML?
Or any coding?

You should ask Janis
to let you be an admin
to wipe out the spam.

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Stop spamming