raging mower hat
fat plankton scented mouth hole
shark skin pajamas

so bad haiku just
happens to be a Scorpio
that explains a lot

even though i'm late
happy birthday bad haiku
awesome two decades

Time to go to sleep
Tomorrow will be better
No more Taco Bell

it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker

Why so immature?

it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons

Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here

reaction pony
phony money election
an ounce weighs a ton

do you love me chad
why do you treat me so bad
do not make me sad

Woody is insane
he is the worst person lel
adam is better

A leaf falls gently
Autumn has begun people
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

This is not a haiku
I am sooooo funny
Hehehvdhehdhehhdhehhdbddb

I am a robot
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP

it seems i am but
alone and here and would i
but kick this spam off...

most lovely thing we
got to post on website free
boner pills sold here...XXX

where is all the spam
coming from, here, or there or
what gives of this horde?

out the lime in the
coconut fury present
bananas beavis

Hey, want some candy?
Chocolate, gum, lollipops
Here in my pocket

i wish i had the
way to block all this spam since
what good does prayer do?

"this is how things were"
versus this is how things are
"how could these things be"

we did have it too
easy in gen x but we
also had it, that

space, that cake, that world
the idea of closure and
the end of history....

not so long ago
it was all fun and games but
now, spam spam spam spam

bloody vikings...

train tells me it's right
and it scares me all the time
so...need to go home

danger awaits you!
hiding around the corner
ten foot tall penguin

this is not the late
1990s and we say
things like it is, chat

so basically
eight years of bitching about
predictable shit

i thought that was frank sinatra

I am overwhelmed by your post
This is the best idea
Love Haiku
Love my heart

Donald Trump is hot.
I want to fuck his toupee.
And make punk rock spikes.

oh is that right? well...
live with it, deal with it, fuck
it, get on with life

smug redneck faces
our country is a huge joke
mass suicide. please.

Change "In God We Trust"
to "Grab 'Em By The Pussy".
Write this on your cash.

I am saddened.
Racism triumphs again.
Turn on the ovens.

Invest in methane.
Or perhaps cyanide gas.
You'll make a fortune.

On the other hand.
"Just grab 'em by the pussy."
I think I like it.

President Donald
This is going to cost us
Can not believe it

Getting stoned on farts.
A fascinating concept.
I bet it would work.

You must collect them.
Like in a party balloon.
Huff them like nitrous.

Poop is worse than spam.
I could post animal porn.
Whatever it takes.

But still no progress.
The spam goes undeleted.
I'll go sniff my farts.

eh well you know i
just started wearing glasses
I had them, i was

off and on, you know
it's ok, i'll get used to them
part of, older...

poop is worse than spam
IMHO, just sayen'
old people are strange

i see shit on a
page, i react with some ick
then i put this up

This is getting old.
I am getting sick of shit.
Next: DONKEY BONER!

how to avoide spam?
why not use the new google recaptcha?
very useful!!!

Rare, lean Angus beef.
Thin cut with Romain, dijon,
and ripe tomatoes.

Served on hearty wheat
that's slightly toasted and
a glass of red wine.

Beaujolais is best.
But what the hell do I know.
Merlot if you must.

Better than bologna or sponge meat and Hell-man's "mayo" with Velveeta on white bread and the amusing prison toilet fermented Kool-Aid... Not that I would know.... ahem.

I have to agree.
Sandwiches are indeed nice.
If made properly.

Why do anything?
It all adds up to nothing.
Sandwiches are nice

I think I'll get a goddamn coffee now and surprise them by bringing my own mug and sugar b/c fucking white sugar sucks and I don't like using paper cups w/ plastic lids... so Goddamn wasteful and we should take better care of my planet instead of being such filthy fucking humans. (Pigs are cleaner than humans as far as how much trash they make). If only humans had a shorter life span then they wouldn't be such an environmental problem. We need humans with a shorter shelf live. In praise of tobacco, alcohol, and pharmacy drugs. And those damn pharm drugs still won't cure up my blue zit testicles, Goddamnitall.
What was I talking about?... oh yeah.... coffee....

And if so, then what
do you watch on TV while
you are fondling?

Seriously though,
do you ever lounge all day
playing with your balls?

I have a concern.
Could Skittles make me be gay?
With their gay colors?