I lied. All I do
Maybe brings me back to you
With donkeys in tow

I lied. All I do
Maybe brings me back to you
With donkeys in tow

I'm smelly today.
I haven't bathed in a week.
Maybe one week more.

Take your i-phone and...
shove it way deep up your ass!
(First set to vibrate.)

Look what I did!
I ate some corn for breakfast!
Posted on Facebook.

well i do that on
a routine basis for I
am mad north by

northwest

I am now going.
Way deep down inside my mind.
You'll never find me.

A link to a link.
Now I SPAM, therefore I stink.
Like Viagra balls.

My advice to you:
Take Viagra twice daily,
then go to the zoo.

if i have to hear
anything else about shadownets
or anything else, well

whoop tie do

Reverse engineer.
Live links with negative words.
I am too evil.

Take your junk mail.
With business reply postage.
Write poems on it.

Or maybe dirty jokes.
Or wipe your boogers on it.
And then return it.

Make sure that they know
that it is you who sent it.
The trees will love you.

I went to the bank.
I stole their toilet paper.
Charge me for bill pay!

in times of plenty
the words flow the ideas gleam
now all seems quite sparse

I'm not at the beach.
I am not riding a wave.
I am not happy.

A giant calm falls.
The crash of infinite void.
Tension builds within.

Watching colors change
Hoping something will happen
What? I do not know

I don't have a taste
For work that doesn't pay much
And bores me to sleep

look we had those back
in 2008, pastel colors
en-tit-tle-ments......

i think someone needs
to invest in our culture
here and bring back jobs

If you eat people,
then you never need to starve.
Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp!



evi1 - a novel about you.

well you are what you
can an artist and we live
in starving art times

What a shitty week.
Laptop crashed and scanner's broke.
Clients all pissed off.

A whore's life is hard.
I'll do anything for cash.
Even post spam here.

the world is getting
way too carried away
with these end times things

Screen cracked
Tea corroded keyboard
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i always over the
years saw "zen" here but how does
one zen in these times?

tsk, tsk vhs
observations general
fear not, I love thee

i of course refer
to myself because it might
not matter to you

but it does to me
but God damned if I've put up
with creative word

slingers and just said
fuck you, you all belong in
a support group not

writing poetry
forestalling mental help or
eventual breakdown

well jesus christ lush
you might cause the Higgs boson
to implode passing

it another old
fashioned, and if you're gonna
dice me up like you

have, pass me a drink

a source-less remorse
immune to the jejune
pervades my soul hole

I'm anti anti
wasting no time opposing
positive valence

concocting a cure
for a concocted vaccine
achieving nothing

self-referential
and the interdependent
identity lost

sometimes my mood just
snaps, questions the value of
having sincere lies

stuck in my head and
just retreating into a
quiet room and just

say fuck it and not
show up for work and start a
new some place else where

well i know why some
folks have to go it alone

VHS, you would
like that website; it's a spoof.
Defeat them through laughter.

and so i must fight
fight fight fight fight fight fight and
so on and so forth

my cause is this place
democracy, freedom, to be
chaos, dignity

narcisstic rebel
different than killers who
hate both you and i

cross the line, eat a
cookie, i don't think so just
vomit evil, starve

Your wife drinks my liquor.
Her ass in hand has more substance than I'd care for.
as for your haikus....

i drink my liquor
the glass in hand has substance
as for your haikus....

Johnnie drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time
Johnnie erased him.

god damn good artist
narcisstic pain in the ass
but welcome the fuck back

Fuck everyone else.
I am only for myself.
I'm a liberal.

No, wait, I am not.
I am a republican.
And I love gay men.

No, wait, I am not.
I am just a pelican.
beak full of dead fish.

Join me for some tea?
We can have a Tea Party!
No? Well fuck you then.

Lets just shut it down.
Shut the whole fucking mess down.
Just like the senate.

Hate is pretty good.
Mankind deserves nothing but.
Destroy the whole world.

Hallow-fuckin'-Ween!
It's time for trolls to come out.
And self-advertise.

Whores and drug dealers
do not need to sell themselves.
Customers line up.

The item below
Was for anonymous troll
Not you VHS

All it takes is one
Coward troll like you to make
People leave this site

You hate yourself

advertizing the self
and those liberals say they're
for everyone else

Obligatory
Masturbatory Story
Observatory

obligatory
fall poem about brown leaves
hiding the dog poop

everyone wants to
rule the world, fight over scraps
or fucking fly on

Sad one trick pony
Can't throe away childhood chains
Glad I inspired you

i do too, walk on
the wild side for him huh eh
yes we got df

someone's got to carry the chaos light