advertizing the self
and those liberals say they're
for everyone else
by vhs
Obligatory
Masturbatory Story
Observatory
by evi1 - a novel about ewe of Texas offshore BP oil rig.
obligatory
fall poem about brown leaves
hiding the dog poop
by David of DenCo
everyone wants to
rule the world, fight over scraps
or fucking fly on
by vhs
Sad one trick pony
Can't throe away childhood chains
Glad I inspired you
by Porn for pandas
i do too, walk on
the wild side for him huh eh
yes we got df
someone's got to carry the chaos light
by vhs
I miss Lou Reed already.
by Lush
Pillow fluff dust bunny tumbleweeds underneath do not hear your wife and her lover in the throws of ecstasy. Be as they.
by Ripping chickens apart in a cage for the entertainment of onlookers. Blood on chin. of Barnum and Bailey's Cream Liquer
Your name is half right
You anonymous poet
Squirrels touching nuts
by Can't you pick a topic other than porn? of Your mom's basement
1 plus 1 plus 1.
It equals OH FUCK IT ALL!
The number 2 too.
Donkey boner sea snail double monkey jizz latte and a whole grain bagel with light cream cheese. DADADADADADAIST anal cyst annihilist.
by Nuclear Warhead Launch Codes. of Whoville
by evi1 - a novel about Viagra Spam of Ignore the normal freaks. Do the math. Lunacy abounds.
naked lunch again
and i thought it was
meatloaf but i think
some people would do anything for love but i won't do that
by vhs
welcome back, i see
your dadaist ways speak the
truth about chickens
damn vogons...
by vhs
Instead they should say
this: Wonder Twins Masturbate!
Form of an Ice Dong!
Shape of a whale vaj.
Original porn heroes.
Get the jack off gel.
Lock the office door.
Tell your wife that you're busy.
Mute the speaker sound.
by Vogon Poetry. of Douglas Adams' Interstellar Porn Company.
i want my alice
in chains, drifting bodies but
I like billy joel...
so fuck boundaries
by vjus
ah come on, I like
the wonder twins, i like this
guy's comedy poems
let it be, whisper words of wisdom, but my favorite was ringo starr, he had a goofy but very fucking cool name and is a nice guy
but those who are no longer with us, we lost a great man...
by vhs
Twins are one person
Divided in many parts
Tough to poop that way
by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Power Rangers Rule
using the word rule tells you
Jest how owld I am
by Donkey of Morocco
upon brief review
vhs and I agree
some Twins... activate!
by Lush
Rewinding of mind
Seems entwined with finely mined
Diamonds and swine
by Tom Shane of Uganda
Never tried Prozac
Could have been a lot of fun
Opportunities
Missed
by Mork of Irk
mmhmm, where's that old
irony lost on a dead
culture of prozac
by vhs
Tough act to follow
Delicious appetizers
I'll be here all week
by Rosanne Barr of For legal purposes, I need to state that I am not Rozanne Barre
Run away from home
The criticisms crash down
On me like thunder
by Shirley Smothers
Run away from home
The criticisms
Crash down like thunder
by Shirley Smothers
i guess we need to
hit rewind here to a time
where people knew what
rewind actually meant
by vhs
Banging horse nostrils.
Could there be porn for that too?
It's on VHS!
by Anonymous Poet
i know I know so
why don't we see green skin in
this day and age now
body dyes must be real
by vhs
Klingons and Vulcans
Can be hot, but I prefer
Women with green skin
by Captain James T Kirk of The Starship enterprise
and the rule states that
if you thought of it then there;s
porn out there for it
by vhs
derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp
by Anonymous Poet
wipe sore stuffed up nose
forgotten in winters coat
allergens echo
by You should post here brooke of The interwebs
Sorry butt,
Volkswagon boner.
Herbie's Indie five hundred.
The Love Bug's porno.
by Anonymous Poet
one ever notice some
folks follow "the rules" as they
grow older, mature?
by vhs
but i love that you
know, dirty water, pick and
choosing nostalgia
by vhs
Ewe know eye love hue
Sound out what you are about
Then wee awl will bawl
by David of DenCo
Syllables you count
Hoping for monkey time share
To bail people out
by PepperSauce of Here
i hate you, no i
love you, no I hate you no
I love you no I...
(the thoughts going thru a
parakeet's mind attacking it's own
image in a mirror)
by vhs
Five fish got their wish
And learned to talk to people
Them fish was angry
by David of DenCo
Laugh lady llama
And ignore all the trauma
Shearing won't kill you
by David of DenCo
yes if a tree did
make haiku but, the leaves this
year are quite damn close...
by vhs
i wonder why i
don't just give up on this site
and keep on haikuing
or just posting
by vhs
I'll tell you one thing...
If a tree wrote a haiku,
I would shit myself
by David of DenCo
if no asshole cares
if a tree falls over it
still falls over but
it doesn't write on
haiku boards stating what is
and what is not so
by vhs
now og smart too as
he clubs his smarter caveman
to death envy kills
or was it sid and
nancy, love kills, and what of
the successful lives?
bonfire of the
vanities? tom wolfe? and life
is a soap opera
by vhs
there is beauty in
air conditioned nightmares but
when does self will cease
by vhs of i still have to read henry miller's that one
and that ennui was
what i hated about gen
x "life sucks, must keep..."
from life sucking more
hang around, mope, no one gives
a shit, that ennui
so we get hope and
people who want to crush it
deliver "who cares?"
by vhs
descent upon pride
eviscerated, twisted
ascent along hope
by Lush
at your own peril
audacity aplenty
dissolved... solution
by Lush
