Klingons and Vulcans
Can be hot, but I prefer
Women with green skin

and the rule states that
if you thought of it then there;s
porn out there for it

derp derp derp derp derp
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wipe sore stuffed up nose
forgotten in winters coat
allergens echo

Sorry butt,
Volkswagon boner.
Herbie's Indie five hundred.
The Love Bug's porno.

one ever notice some
folks follow "the rules" as they
grow older, mature?

but i love that you
know, dirty water, pick and
choosing nostalgia

Ewe know eye love hue
Sound out what you are about
Then wee awl will bawl

Syllables you count
Hoping for monkey time share
To bail people out

i hate you, no i
love you, no I hate you no
I love you no I...

(the thoughts going thru a
parakeet's mind attacking it's own
image in a mirror)

Five fish got their wish
And learned to talk to people
Them fish was angry

Laugh lady llama
And ignore all the trauma
Shearing won't kill you

yes if a tree did
make haiku but, the leaves this
year are quite damn close...

i wonder why i
don't just give up on this site
and keep on haikuing

or just posting

I'll tell you one thing...
If a tree wrote a haiku,
I would shit myself

if no asshole cares
if a tree falls over it
still falls over but

it doesn't write on
haiku boards stating what is
and what is not so

now og smart too as
he clubs his smarter caveman
to death envy kills

or was it sid and
nancy, love kills, and what of
the successful lives?

bonfire of the
vanities? tom wolfe? and life
is a soap opera

there is beauty in
air conditioned nightmares but
when does self will cease

and that ennui was
what i hated about gen
x "life sucks, must keep..."

from life sucking more
hang around, mope, no one gives
a shit, that ennui

so we get hope and
people who want to crush it
deliver "who cares?"

descent upon pride
eviscerated, twisted
ascent along hope

at your own peril
audacity aplenty
dissolved... solution

list the attributes
of your private deity
then worship him/her

supine on my bed
'tis all hinged on a poem
yet no asshole cares

the price of progress
the world is flat and what some
guy in russia says

comes in five minutes

and we includes me
and this is what I see and
I wave right back now

whatever you say
today is another day
and we're all still here

Aloha!
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fearlessness and self
loving in my basement but
that's on the ground floor

oh how we define
ourselves through our labels and
tipper gore put a

warning on peoples
it would warn folks who speaks in
a blunt sharp old toungue

Fear and self loathing
Makes people do some strange stuff
Strange cat that hunter

enjamb a donkey
dick up your American
maricon culo.

Who stole the beer from
the back of my pickup truck?
Jesus is the answer!

i know that when a
writer or poet ends their
own lives it echoes

I still hear hunter
s. SUICIDE on the old
CNN news tab...

the ascii frown
both overdoes and underduz
how i felt that day

enjambment humor
even Plath might've chuckled
before chucking all

if you're gonna play
with the beast then you're gonna
risk the final price

literally or otherwise

Fancy donkey dick.
Eyore down in Tijuana.
Hope he don't get AIDS.

do you ever treat
him to a special salad
bar hat with carrots

My fancy donkey
Likes hats with dangly flowers
Makes him feel special

well boner pill ads
do make a man a bit hard
because the link is

likely a rootkit
which they are right to delete
but boner pills? hmm

It was just in jest
I did not mean to molest
Sensabilities

and for god's sakes some
folks take their own lives and still
the swine trample pearls

but worldly people
often compete over shit
doesn''t matter on

the deathbed

too little time to
give a shit about critics
just let loose and go

Haiku enjambming
is only one step above
penis pill spamming

haunted by words and
thoughts, remembering what was
once that innovation

when the last voice
on earth goes silent will our
words remain behind

it all comes down to
money money money in
times wealth is not there

procure, invest, save
the joy of life becomes a
miser gloom and doom

we hear voices from
across the world from realms
seem as myths to us

She at the wheel; he
next to her, lewdly watching
slender thighs at work

i want to ask God
to inspire me to say
words that will make sense

to you after all
these fucking years but boner
pill ads, jesus christ