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Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

Laugh lady llama
And ignore all the trauma
Shearing won't kill you
Haiku # 50255, October 21, 2013 8:30 pm ET
by David of DenCo
yes if a tree did
make haiku but, the leaves this
year are quite damn close...
Haiku # 50254, October 21, 2013 9:34 am ET
by vhs
i wonder why i
don't just give up on this site
and keep on haikuing

or just posting
Haiku # 50253, October 21, 2013 9:33 am ET
by vhs
I'll tell you one thing...
If a tree wrote a haiku,
I would shit myself
Haiku # 50252, October 21, 2013 12:59 am ET
by David of DenCo
if no asshole cares
if a tree falls over it
still falls over but

it doesn't write on
haiku boards stating what is
and what is not so
Haiku # 50250, October 19, 2013 12:12 pm ET
by vhs
now og smart too as
he clubs his smarter caveman
to death envy kills

or was it sid and
nancy, love kills, and what of
the successful lives?

bonfire of the
vanities? tom wolfe? and life
is a soap opera
Haiku # 50249, October 19, 2013 12:10 pm ET
by vhs
there is beauty in
air conditioned nightmares but
when does self will cease
Haiku # 50248, October 19, 2013 12:08 pm ET
by vhs of i still have to read henry miller's that one
and that ennui was
what i hated about gen
x "life sucks, must keep..."

from life sucking more
hang around, mope, no one gives
a shit, that ennui

so we get hope and
people who want to crush it
deliver "who cares?"
Haiku # 50247, October 19, 2013 12:07 pm ET
by vhs
descent upon pride
eviscerated, twisted
ascent along hope
Haiku # 50246, October 19, 2013 2:13 am ET
by Lush
at your own peril
audacity aplenty
dissolved... solution
Haiku # 50245, October 19, 2013 2:07 am ET
by Lush
list the attributes
of your private deity
then worship him/her
Haiku # 50244, October 19, 2013 2:05 am ET
by Lush
supine on my bed
'tis all hinged on a poem
yet no asshole cares
Haiku # 50243, October 19, 2013 2:03 am ET
by Lush
the price of progress
the world is flat and what some
guy in russia says

comes in five minutes
Haiku # 50242, October 18, 2013 12:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
and we includes me
and this is what I see and
I wave right back now
Haiku # 50241, October 18, 2013 7:01 am ET
by vhs
whatever you say
today is another day
and we're all still here
Haiku # 50240, October 18, 2013 6:36 am ET
by ash
Aloha!
viagra uk , viagra ,
Haiku # 50239, October 18, 2013 3:53 am ET
by urettrew of USA
fearlessness and self
loving in my basement but
that's on the ground floor
Haiku # 50238, October 16, 2013 11:23 am ET
by vhs of i'm on the "moderate" right
oh how we define
ourselves through our labels and
tipper gore put a

warning on peoples
it would warn folks who speaks in
a blunt sharp old toungue
Haiku # 50237, October 16, 2013 11:22 am ET
by vhs
Fear and self loathing
Makes people do some strange stuff
Strange cat that hunter
Haiku # 50236, October 15, 2013 7:51 pm ET
by David of DenCo
enjamb a donkey
dick up your American
maricon culo.
Haiku # 50235, October 15, 2013 5:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who stole the beer from
the back of my pickup truck?
Jesus is the answer!
Haiku # 50234, October 15, 2013 12:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i know that when a
writer or poet ends their
own lives it echoes

I still hear hunter
s. SUICIDE on the old
CNN news tab...

the ascii frown
both overdoes and underduz
how i felt that day
Haiku # 50233, October 15, 2013 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
enjambment humor
even Plath might've chuckled
before chucking all
Haiku # 50232, October 14, 2013 9:54 pm ET
by Lush
if you're gonna play
with the beast then you're gonna
risk the final price

literally or otherwise
Haiku # 50231, October 14, 2013 9:53 pm ET
by vhs of 666
Fancy donkey dick.
Eyore down in Tijuana.
Hope he don't get AIDS.
Haiku # 50230, October 14, 2013 6:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do you ever treat
him to a special salad
bar hat with carrots
Haiku # 50228, October 14, 2013 1:40 am ET
by vhs
My fancy donkey
Likes hats with dangly flowers
Makes him feel special
Haiku # 50227, October 13, 2013 7:06 pm ET
by David of Demo
well boner pill ads
do make a man a bit hard
because the link is

likely a rootkit
which they are right to delete
but boner pills? hmm
Haiku # 50226, October 12, 2013 12:16 pm ET
by vhs
It was just in jest
I did not mean to molest
Sensabilities
Haiku # 50225, October 12, 2013 1:47 am ET
by David of DenCo
and for god's sakes some
folks take their own lives and still
the swine trample pearls
Haiku # 50224, October 12, 2013 1:06 am ET
by vhs
but worldly people
often compete over shit
doesn''t matter on

the deathbed
Haiku # 50223, October 12, 2013 1:05 am ET
by vhs
too little time to
give a shit about critics
just let loose and go
Haiku # 50222, October 12, 2013 1:03 am ET
by vhs
Haiku enjambming
is only one step above
penis pill spamming
Haiku # 50221, October 11, 2013 2:37 pm ET
by David of DenCo
haunted by words and
thoughts, remembering what was
once that innovation
Haiku # 50219, October 10, 2013 1:59 pm ET
by vhs
when the last voice
on earth goes silent will our
words remain behind
Haiku # 50218, October 10, 2013 1:21 am ET
by vhs
it all comes down to
money money money in
times wealth is not there

procure, invest, save
the joy of life becomes a
miser gloom and doom
Haiku # 50217, October 9, 2013 11:18 am ET
by vhs
we hear voices from
across the world from realms
seem as myths to us
Haiku # 50216, October 8, 2013 4:05 pm ET
by vhs
She at the wheel; he
next to her, lewdly watching
slender thighs at work
Haiku # 50215, October 8, 2013 12:53 pm ET
by Boghos L Artinian of Beirut
i want to ask God
to inspire me to say
words that will make sense

to you after all
these fucking years but boner
pill ads, jesus christ
Haiku # 50213, October 8, 2013 1:10 am ET
by vhs
i guess this young man
perhaps wants us to czech his
website out now eh?
Haiku # 50210, October 4, 2013 1:05 am ET
by vhs
Math is a pure lie.
I just found the largest prime.
Shoved it up me arse!
Haiku # 50209, October 3, 2013 8:59 pm ET
by praca w domu
At least this is not
a poetry reading where
geeks try to get laid!
Haiku # 50208, October 3, 2013 8:57 pm ET
by praca w domu
My momma always
said haiku are like a big
box of chocolates.
Haiku # 50207, October 3, 2013 8:56 pm ET
by praca w niemczech
let's think about so
called old music, variety
we must remember

so these things are not
forgotten by children raise
in a "system" world
Haiku # 50206, October 1, 2013 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
early records haunt
one aspect of pubescence
mother, we are old
Haiku # 50205, October 1, 2013 3:03 am ET
by Lush
those lips like sugar
have pricked up mine ears once more
Doors open the floor
Haiku # 50204, October 1, 2013 3:00 am ET
by Lush
i just want to put
echo and the bunnymen
in just one haiku
Haiku # 50203, September 29, 2013 6:54 pm ET
by vhs
no kidding, such is
how one reacts to a this
or that, it's free will
Haiku # 50202, September 28, 2013 12:50 pm ET
by vhs
the matter of mood
arbitrary decision
it's all down to you
Haiku # 50201, September 28, 2013 6:19 am ET
by ash
pass me the bottle
this is going to be a long
rest of my lifetime...
Haiku # 50200, September 27, 2013 1:58 am ET
by vhs
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